Ogaden Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 (edited) When I heard that TKR was going to strike at us a few days ago, I declined to engage in our usual first strike policy believing there to be no grounds for TKR to be a hostile entity. Sadly the rumors were indeed correct, so the first strike went to TKR instead. While our defenses have been depleted, our rum supply remains plentiful, so the most important battles have already been won. Edited August 8, 2016 by Ogaden 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 It has come to my attention that terms for a limited war were agreed to in my absence, this is relatively acceptable to me, so I am withdrawing my Enemies of Arrgh declaration and OP has been amended. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonK Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Arrgh? Arrgh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowstar1922 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 have fun you rascals!! 1 Quote the spice girls started the cold war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 K Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 I demand more posts in this thread, it is far superior to the other one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerys Targaryen Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 As you will soon discover, this comment does not fixate on a single topic or subject. To be perfectly frank and honest, it started out rather focused, but I soon found, as I worked on my primary hypothesis and sought corroboration from other sources, that I have quite a number of different things to say about Adm. Ogaden. First things first: According to Ogaden, he has answers to everything. He might as well be reading tea leaves or tossing chicken bones on the floor for divination about what's true and what isn't. Maybe then Ogaden would realize that he can't attack my ideas, so he attacks me. It could be worse, I suppose. Ogaden could quash other people's opinions. I like to think I'm a reasonable person but you just can't reason with lubricious beguilers. It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we want is for them not to force women to live by restrictive standards not applicable to men. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: Adm. Ogaden's suggestions are unrealistic. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordship Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Good to face you on the battlefield Ogaden, let's have some fun o/ 1 Quote Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostWorld Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Can t blame the attaxkers for wanting abpiece of pirate booty. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 That shirt is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baronus Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Epic poem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonK Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Forget the shirt, i'm buying the whole package. Girl is included, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keza Purple Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Get yourself one or we all fight for one 1 Quote <Dragonk>Like I drink beer, nto it "You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ungawa Jones Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Once your defenses are depleted we're coming for that rum. I for one hope you have the expensive kind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deus Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 It has come to my attention that terms for a limited war were agreed to in my absence, this is relatively acceptable to me, so I am withdrawing my Enemies of Arrgh declaration and OP has been amended. What are these terms for a limited war? Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 What are these terms for a limited war? Step one, go to war Step two, limit it ??? Limited war. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted August 8, 2016 Author Share Posted August 8, 2016 Once your defenses are depleted we're coming for that rum. I for one hope you have the expensive kind. You can take my life but you'll never have my rum 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truerror Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 You can take my life but you'll never have my rum To that point Ogaden, I'll just say one thing: You're a bear. Bears don't drink rum. Rums are therefore useless to you, so give them to us instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Step one, go to war Step two, limit it ??? Limited war. But limited in what way? No nukes? No what? 1 Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doktor Avalanche Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 But limited in what way? No nukes? No what? People use nukes in war? I thought you only used nukes in desperation. 6 Quote Beer. Damn Good Beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betulius Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 To that point Ogaden, I'll just say one thing: You're a bear. Bears don't drink rum. Rums are therefore useless to you, so give them to us instead. Huh. I always thought that was a rat for some reason. 2 Quote Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]> God your worse the grealind >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truerror Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 Huh. I always thought that was a rat for some reason. It is? Well, whatever. My point still stands. Rats don't drink rums either. Or do they? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Frank Todd Posted August 8, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted August 8, 2016 To that point Ogaden, I'll just say one thing: You're a bear. Bears don't drink rum. Rums are therefore useless to you, so give them to us instead. Dis one does. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Todd Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 But limited in what way? No nukes? No what? No dank Meme's. Truly... A limited war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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