Popular Post Justin076 Posted July 21, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2016 God Emperor Dio Brando, hear your humble followers! We, the members of Green Protection Agency, have deviated from your true path. We built tall towers of countless pixels, and we let these testaments to our vanity rule us. The pixels that should have served your glory, took all of our devotion that should have been rightfully yours. When we started worshipping the pixels, we entered a dark age of ignorance. We let our gardens encroach upon the holy sands. You could see snow everywhere. That filthy whiteness covered our lands as we befriended the traitorous Sweedes and even double-Spaniards. Oh, Lord Dio, how have we fallen... But fallen no more! As we tended to our gardens and amassed our pixels, your devout warriors in Mensa HQ have showed us the error of our ways. Their cleansing attacks may look fierce to the unenlightened, but we understand that their only purpose was to bring us back to the true faith. And they have succeeded. No longer shall we worship pixels. Never shall we hold our greed above your glory. We shall bathe ourselves in the holy sands of Pakistan, and constantly recite passages from your holy book, the Book of Dio. We will repeat this until the last trace of the corruption is washed away. Oh God Emperor Dio Brando. We know we are not worthy servants; but we have faith in your boundless mercy. Guide us to the correct path and let no snowflake taint our lands. For we pledge our undying loyalty to you as we shout: PRIDE! POWER! PAKISTAN! ZA WARUDO! Signed for Green Protection Agency: Justin076, Triumvir of Internal Affairs Lirisa, Triumvir of Foreign Affairs Kalev06, Triumvir of Military Affairs 27 Chief Financial Officer of The Syndicate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bollocks Posted July 21, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2016 I'm sure all of these reverent references to Pakistan will make some NSA analysts scratch their heads as they start investigating our connections to the Taliban. Also welcome to the no-flight list. 18 The Coalition Discord: https://discord.gg/WBzNRGK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LordRahl2 Posted July 21, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2016 Good we can convert the NSA too. Praise Dio! 14 -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfeiffer Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 THERE IS NO GOD BUT DIO AND FALCON IS HIS PROPHET 2 ☾☆ Chairman Emeritus of Mensa HQ ☾☆ "It's not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context. It's about fish-ing, the act of fishing itself." -Jack O'Neill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwan UwUson Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Still better than part-time lawnmower jobs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I believe in the sun, even though it is slow in rising.I believe in you, without realizing.I believe in rain, though there are no clouds in the sky.I believe in truth, even though people lie.I believe in peace, though sometimes I am violent.I believe in Dio Brando, even though he is silent. 2 -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valdoroth Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I really want to laugh at this, but it might offend those who like dio. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valakias Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Lmao gpa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avruch Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 PRIDE POWER PAKISTAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalev60 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards all creatures in accordance with reason. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone. The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo your own. Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs. People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word of Dio. Sand is nice, you can make concrete out of it to build monument to reflect his glory, you can make glass and mirrors out of it to hold his glory in the liquid form and reflect his glory that is you back upon you or use them mirrors to shine the light of the sun into the hearts of the most overgrown of gardens. 3 Charlie Chaplin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PigInZen Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 This is nice to see. I shed manly tears. Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I shed a bubbly tear for this. This is beautiful. 1 Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellUrGrlThx Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent W Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 This is, for lack of a better term, bizarre. Former Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs and Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Founder of the Syndicate, Current Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachBunny Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 ☾☆ Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Keegoz Posted July 21, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2016 Just disband, you would have been better off to die with dignity. 21 [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avruch Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Just disband, you would have been better off to die with dignity. Aw, I don't agree they should disband. This isn't the first alliance that has declared their devotion to Dio after being converted by Mensa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisarius Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Just disband, you would have been better off to die with dignity. Sad, but I agree. Join Pantheon or something, but don't stoop to this indignity. The GPA is better than that. 1 http://i.imgur.com/K3xCRAP.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milord Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I like the determination PEOPLE BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU POST CAUSE IF YOU POST IN A NO COMMENT THREAD, YOU GET A WARNING POINT CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SEING ONE MORE POST THAN USUAL HURTS THEIR EYES. You gotta live long so you can experience the sad joke that this world is. "If I ever formed an alliance it would be called Grand Puberty Agency And the text above would be like:"GPA just had a growth spurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spite Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Dio saves those who would embrace his will™. The ranks of the faithful expand! ☾☆ Priest of Dio just because the Nazis did something doesn't mean it's automatically wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenomorph Queen Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Semloh Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Sad to see this occur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guinevere Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Aw, I don't agree they should disband. This isn't the first alliance that has declared their devotion to Dio after being converted by Mensa. But the alliance that did is disbanded... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caecus Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I remember GPA from when I first started. Sad to see the day that GPA was bought to its knees... And then stayed there willingly. 6 It's a useful mental exercise. Through the years, many thinkers have been fascinated by it. But I don't enjoy playing. It was a game that was born during a brutal age when life counted for little. Everyone believed that some people were worth more than others. Kings. Pawns. I don't think that anyone is worth more than anyone else. Chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them and not others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, if anyone who looks on to the world as if it was a game of chess, deserves to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livius Clades Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Just disband, you would have been better off to die with dignity. I agree. Fire is nice eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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