History of Aurburg - Aurburgiensche geschichschte

[Franz Von Dietrich]

                                                                                                              (Note; this isn't actually in German, it's in the made up language of Aurburgian)

- Gebuhrte auss Aurburg -

In 1034, a beigut (small tax-in-grain collecting manor) was established in Aurwild, which was rather far away from the governing rittergut (knight's manor) in Jägerecht. The beigut was named Aurburg and von Schwachschekopp was chosen to be the governing family.
Their territories were small at first and taxes weren't sufficient to maintain the beigut or the peasants in case of crop failure, which led to starvation's, as owing debt to Jägerecht was out of question.


- Schawchschekopperduhrstefürehrohberunge -

As Martin Luther's writings spread to Aurburg, majority of the local churches converted from Catholic to Lutheran and so did Günther von Schawchschekopp. In the Thirty Years' War Günther von Schawchschekopp fought on the Protestant side and captured the Catholic ritterguts of Jägerecht, Näßetrinkenthale, Räuchenvehrgebblichemannheim and Pfischehaßemiche am See, uniting those territories under Aurburg.
Afterwards Günther von Schawchschekopp claimed sovereignty from the Holy Roman Empire and he was named the Landgrave Günther I of Aurburg.


- Grafschapfte Aurburg -

Aurburg was a safe haven for all Lutherans. Aurburgian population grew immensely from masses of Protestants flocking in from French and German cultural spaces.
Landgrave Dieter I, son of Günther I, commissioned all agronomists to start researching new ways to cultivate the mountainous terrain in Aurburg so that the output of farms would be able to keep up with the growing demand for bread.
After two decades the improvements had been implemented and food wasn't in scarcity anymore. The rest of the century is considered the Golden Age of the von Schawchschekopp Aurburg (Glüchklichezeihteimälteaurelien).
After nearly three centuries of peace, Napoleon Bonaparte turns Aurburg into a puppet state dependent on France and has Dieter XI put under house arrest. After Napoleon was overthrown, Dieter XI resumed on his throne.
In 1841 Günther VIII was crowned the Landgrave. Günther VIII ordered the establishing of a railroad network and the modernization of the Gräffenwaffentruppe, which gained him support among his subjects. In 1886, diagnosed with incurable tuberculosis, Günther VIII had Aurburg City completely rebuilt, bankrupting the nation of Aurburg and completely obliterating his popularity.


- Zweihezehnesaalhabenzahlenschaftundsozialetraurihgekeit -

The bankruptcy led to twenty years of economic and social depression, which spawned many revolutionary movements. Marxist literature was proliferating all over Aurburg. Multiple attempted assassinations were done on Günther IX, but all failed. Grafschapfte Aurburg was an absolute monarchy till its end.
With unrealistic inflation, shortages of food and electricity and constant redundancies at factories, members of the illegal movements had had enough and their united forces (Fürrävoluziohnervehrbuhndeweehrtruppe) took Aurburg with no bloodshed in January 1906.
Landgrave Günther IX von Schwachschekopp fled the capital and tried to flee to Switzerland by crossing the Alps alone, but he got caught in a snow storm and died of hypothermia.


- Heimheimevehrrätendekriege -

In 1906, the Constituent Committee (Vehrfaßungegehbenderausszchuchsse) founded the Federal Republic of Aurburg. In the 1906 Stehensaal elections, the Radical Social Democrats won the majority.
The Stehensaal founded the National Provision Collecting Court (Landeslehbensmidtelsammlungehoffe) and the National Post, Telegraph and Telephone Service (Landesposchtetelegrapfetelepfonewerkenringe). They outlawed bourgeois things, such as operas, ballets and motorized vehicles. Many people were publically shamed and shot (Buhrzchuahscherbeschämmendungundehrschiessene).
In September 1906 the Moderate Social Democrats started riots against the ruling Radical Social Democrats, which is counted as the beginning of the Aurburgian Civil War.
In 1907 and 1908, Libertarian Socialists and Moderate Social Democrats are elected the majority in the Stehensaal. The National Construction Company (Landesbaugeschelleschapfte) and the National Transportation Service (Landespfernebeföhrdenwerkenringe) are founded.
In 1909, the Communist Party emerges from nowhere and takes the Stehensaal by force. They arrest and execute many Liberal Socialists and Radical Social Democrats and the surviving Moderate Social Democrats are declared outlaws.
After the Battle over Aurburg in 1912, the War ends with the Communists losing.


- Aureliensche Föderaalsche Friedelande -

In 1913, Moderate Social Democrats pass many new laws to stabilize Aurburg. Martial Law is declared and the Stehensaal elections are postponed. The National Arms Factory (Landeswaffengemachterei), National Cordial Monopoly (Landesgeihstetränkemonopohl) and National Broadcasting Union (Landesfunkwohgesendungenbuhnde) are founded.
In 1915, the Nationwide Work Hours' System (Landesbehehrrschtewerkendeztunden) is adopted with the Half Hour Siesta (Taggesmidtelhälbeztuhndewerkeruhche).
In 1919, Communists are allowed to reassemble once again and run in the Stehensaal elections, the Bourgeois community sees revitalization.
In 1927, Moderate Social Democrat of the Democratic Centre Union Dr. Hans is elected Hochkopp by the Stehensaal and since then he has been running each year unopposed. The Nationwide Work Hours' System is divided into three categories.
In 1930, begins a construction boom and the Räuchenvehrgebblichemannheim Aerodrome is built.

 

- Aurburgianzmen Klauzztemisenus -

 

In 1963 the Aurburgian economy completely collapsed which led to the rise of the Totalitarian dictator named, "Franz Von Dietrich". Whom would later establish a cult of personality with propaganda posters to movies, erecting large statues of himself,  even claiming he descended directly from a rainbow. 

 

In 1964, Franz Von Dietrich dissolved the republic and proclaimed the "State of Aurburg". Franz Von Dietrich, known for extreme paranoia, had a massive purge within his government and military forces, and arrested thousands of innocent civilians, most of whom were later shot for "treason".

 

In 1969, Aurburgian Armed Forces crossed the German border and annexed the State of Bavaria.

 

In 1971, Aurburg and the United States of America would later establish warm diplomatic ties, though some questioned it, but most people agree it was done in countering the Soviet Union's influence in Europe.

 

In 1978, Aurburg City was a victim of a Soviet-sponsored terror attack by the Aurburgianizemus Freikopranusma (Aurburgian Revolutionary Forces), which Franz Von Dietrich would later exploit for an invasion of East Germany (DDR).

 

In 1982, under U.S support the Aurburgian Armed Forces (AAF) invaded and occupied East Germany, the Soviet Union did not act due to a stagnated economy and drained resources from the War in Afghanistan. 

 

- Aurburgian Demoktractiaenus -

 

In 1991, the Aurburgian Government ended the occupation of East Germany and unified it with Western Germany. 

 

In 1993, with the Cold War over, U.S support for Aurburg ceased as the U.S government had shifted diplomatic policies and condemn current dictatorships.

 

Later that year, in June the 17'th, popular protests occurred all over the country demanding political freedoms to be restored, many also protested for the return of democracy.

 

Up to July, Franz Von Dietrich tried his best to preserve his crumbling dictatorship, but with diplomatic support for his regime gone, his nation on the verge of revolution, and even his most loyal commanders starting to sympathize with the people, he was overthrown in a well-planned military coup.

 

The Military Junta was called "Aurburg Peace and Reconciliation Council", which, unlike the previous regime, was socially better and provided greater freedoms to the people, but had retained the nation's name of "Free State of Aurburg".

 

In 2001, a referendum was scheduled for a vote to either return the monarchy or the republic. Many pro-monarchist parties campaigned extensively, whereas the Social Democrats campaigned for the return of the republic.

 

In November 2001, the referendum voting had ended, with 98% of the population turning out to vote. The results for the return of the monarchy was 78%, while the Republic only gained 22% of the vote.

 

Krustev Gunther, head of the Grunther Dynasty, was crowned Hochkoppmus (Prince) of the newly proclaimed, "Principality of Aurburg".

 

As the economy under the monarchy of Krustev Gunther flourishes, socially progressive, and political freedoms maintained, the people's support for the monarchy is at a all time high.

[Church]

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tl;dr:

 

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[Franz Von Dietrich]

OOC: you should totally include a

 

tl;dr:

 

this was really really really long

tl;dr people came to a mountain, they made more people, they became commies, then they had a civil war, then boom monarchy brought back after a 40 year dictatorship

 

(OOC: That was the literal point of this forum, lol. It was meant to be long and informative at the same time.)

[Church]

tl;dr people came to a mountain, they made more people, they became commies, then they had a civil war, then boom monarchy brought back after a 40 year dictatorship

Ahhhhhh thats better 

 

 

OOC: That was the literal point of this forum, lol. It was meant to be long and informative at the same time.)

Yeah I got that

[Vassili Dovgan]

What's up with all those Germanoboos lol