Popular Post Prefonteen Posted July 15, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) Sheppard of Lantean has executed an espionage operation to assassinate spies in your country. They successfully assassinated spies in your nation. 6 of your spies were killed. Dear Rose, The nation of Exodas is a proud viper pit. For years, the honor and integrity of its denizens has been an unquestionable beacon in a world devoid of such. Exodas agents work tirelessly to ensure a safe and transparent environment on which the pit can thrive. The grave news of the assassination of 6 Exodas agents has led to severe unrest within the pit. As moulting season approaches, supreme snek Partisan of Exodas finds itself in a precarious position: The uncertainty surrounding the current situation and associated stress has led various snakes to lash out against one another. From: Sheppard Date: 07/15/2016 Friday 1:16 am Sorry mate wrong person, sent ya $300,000 to cover loss of spies. From: Partisan Date: 07/15/2016 Friday 12:53 pm Cheers. Appreciate it! Who was the real target? Following a long investigation and a call to snek, a Rose agent claimed the attack as his own, stating that 'he hit the wrong target'. Exodas citizens across the pit have called out for revenge, but also for transparency. As the perpetrator has implied that he was given a target, holy snek Partisan's superior deduction abilities have led him to conclude that Rose government is the party responsible for the death of 6 Exodas sneks. In order to uphold its staple virtues of Honor, Integrity and Transparency, the nation of Exodas therefore demands that the emperor of Rose provides full disclosure of the intended target of this blatant act of aggression. The nation of Exodas similarly requests for a formal apology from Rose government to be issued, and for the family of the deceased snek agents to be compensated with $2,000,000.00 per casualty. Holy snek Partisan in all his gregariousness also extends an invitation to the world at large to join him in the mourning of the fallen sneks, listed below: - Alfonso Grassviper - Pablo of the Desert - Jason Venomtail - Oberyn Martell - Edgar Kans - Henry longtooth The nation of Exodas eagerly awaits your answer. Edited July 15, 2016 by Partisan 1 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) Teutonic Order can into Partisan if I spy attack? Teutnoic Order stronk! Edited July 15, 2016 by greatkitteh 1 Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Printer635 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) An unknown nation has executed an espionage operation against your country. They successfully assassinated spies in your nation. 4 of your spies were killed. Celebrations in Printerland begin after the successful assassination of 4 of its spies. After a thorough investigation, the government of Printerland officially concludes that we must have been the aforementioned intended target and thus considered more relevant and a bigger nuisance than the o'mighty snek. We would like to show our gratitude by offering a cash lump sum gift to the responsible party if they would like to come forth and claim it. Edited July 15, 2016 by Printer635 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) An unknown nation has executed an espionage operation against your country. They successfully assassinated spies in your nation. 4 of your spies were killed. Celebrations in Printerland begin after the successful assassination of 4 of its spies. After a thorough investigation, the government of Printerland officially concludes that we must have been the aforementioned intended target and thus considered more relevant and a bigger nuisance than the o'mighty snek. We would like to show our gratitude by offering a cash lump sum gift to the responsible party if they would like to come forth and claim it. News of the assassination of agents within other Syndicate countries has spread severe turmoil across the proud nation of Exodas. Upon being asked about recent developments, Supreme Snek Partisan proclaimed: 'Should the empire of the Rose refuse to take responsibility for the unwarranted death of Syndicate and Snek agent alike, the nation of Exodas will have no choice but to declare a Holy Snek.' The Snek refused to elaborate on what a Holy Snek, also referred to as 'Snekade' would entail. This would mark the first time in seven centuries that a Holy Snek had been carried out. Edited July 15, 2016 by Partisan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 All members of tC wish to extend their deepest condolences to the families of those killed in this horrific attack. We can only hope that their bodies will be used in a constructive way to make additional capes for the almighty Partisan so he may look dapper as always. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spaceman Thrax Posted July 15, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2016 He was retired. Why did you guys do this. I swear he was writing snek themed announcements just waiting for something to happen. But I was hoping we had more time. You monsters. 7 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 He was retired. Why did you guys do this. I swear he was writing snek themed announcements just waiting for something to happen. But I was hoping we had more time. You monsters. A formal request has been sent to Syndicate government, petitioning for the inclusion of $yndicate material and manpower in the Holy Snek. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 A formal request has been sent to Syndicate government, petitioning for the inclusion of $yndicate material and manpower in the Holy Snek. 5 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speaker Faris Wheeler Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Clicked this in IRC like "oh god, what happened now." Then I get here and realize it is a 'ayylmao themed Partisan announcement'. Can't tell if I'm disappointed or not. Quote Peace will never be accomplished without war, but war cannot happen without peace.... or something like that idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 The Second Venom Division conducting a blitzkrieg excercise in preparation for the Holy snek. A sacred sacrificial ritual made to the Snek-Mother for the blessing of the constrictor. Bersnekker in formation with a frontline of Stormsnek awaiting orders. Ancient scriptures foretelling the final conclusion of the Holy Snek. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) Clicked this in IRC like "oh god, what happened now." Then I get here and realize it is a 'ayylmao themed Partisan announcement'. Can't tell if I'm disappointed or not. The unprovoked death of Snek brethren is no matter to 'ayylmao' about. Do you support this intrusion on Exodas' sovereignty? Edited July 15, 2016 by Partisan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Damn. Now I need spies if I want to get involved in the memes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) Recent developments have brought massive attention to the global endangerment of snakes in global media. Twitter has seen the #snakelivesmatter hashtag explode in what can truly be called a viral campaign. https://twitter.com/hashtag/snakelivesmatter Asked about her support for #snakelivesmatter, 14 year old cathy explained: "I just think it's horrendous what people do to these creatures. Snakes are no different than you or I! People discriminate against them because they do not understand them. We want to change that." Cathy was contacted following her inspirational post: Edited July 15, 2016 by Partisan 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 (tbh this should be your nation anthem Partisan) 3 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica Rabbit Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 A formal request has been sent to Syndicate government, petitioning for the inclusion of $yndicate material and manpower in the Holy Snek. Granted. We're at your disposal, bby. Snek tank... :3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bagel Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Please respect the sovereignty of snakes every where. The Holy Bagels of the Kosher Deli support Exodas on your Holy Snek Quote <&Partisan> I'm roleplaying a not snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon A McCann Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 The Rams send their condolences to the deceased sneks and their families. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) The one and only god, Dio Brando, disapproves of snake killing. Snakes are revered creatures who often live in his holy sands. Edited July 15, 2016 by LordRahl2 3 Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblige Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 This was not a Rose sanctioned or Rose ordered spy operation. Rose will be happy to compensate dear leader Party-san at the requested amount so that appropriate burial rites might be observed for his dear snakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbas Mehdi Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) Since the emperor is busy partying in ladyboy country, I would like to apologize for the 6 snek kind killed by a member. We do believe that it was an unwarranted and unsanctioned action, due compensation has been sent to syndicate bank. We will be investigating the member to figure out why he was spying when his money should be very well spent rebuilding or aiding those rebuilding. The holy snek can go back to his retired meandering, Edited July 15, 2016 by Abbas Medhi 1 Quote I am not a member of Guardian p&w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblige Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 The money has been sent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post durmij Posted July 15, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2016 We actually got abbas to login . That's how you know we are taking this super seriously. 12 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bollocks Posted July 15, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2016 All members of tC wish to extend their deepest condolences to the families of those killed in this horrific attack. We can only hope that their bodies will be used in a constructive way to make additional capes for the almighty Partisan so he may look dapper as always. I'm glad to see you have accepted your place as tC. TC is reserved for winners. 8 Quote The Coalition Discord: https://discord.gg/WBzNRGK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Mustang Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 We actually got abbas to login . That's how you know we are taking this super seriously. Credit where credit is due. A Holy Snek is srsbns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valakias Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'm glad to see you have accepted your place as tC. TC is reserved for winners. lmao rekt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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