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Mensa HQ is willing to accept a small number of appropriate candidates who are interested in joining. Our reputation speaks for itself so I won't get into detail describing our alliance; interested applicants should have an eusaforums.com account, be ready to be available on IRC when wars are happening, desire to be actually good at this game and not be known to already suck. Send me a message in-game if you would like to be considered! 

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A sense of irony and sarcasm is appreciated and may be a requirement.

If you feel that nukes are your go-to weapon, well, we prefer to leave sand as is and not turn it to glass.

Be aware that there are some (relatively painless) initiation rites and religious re-educational classes to attend.

 

Also, shitposters need not apply.

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The biggest benefit from joining is checking out what we all look like in our RL picture thread.

 

Plus we'll still exist long after this game dies (if it does, sheepy, knock on wood of course).

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I am looking into another game for the future of Mensa.  You can also learn about Spooner's life story which is really interesting (not joking).

 

Its a doozy. Bring booze of your choice.

 

But seriously, despite PigInZen's warning (he's suffering from a terrible fate known as 'forum ownership' which makes him cranky at times), we're an eclectic group of people and its pretty easy to fit in, so long as you can remember we don't mean 99% of what we post. Or 100% of what we post, in some cases.

 

So remember, only the "best"* and the "brightest"* belong in Mensa!

 

*For highly selective definitions of 'best' and brightest'. Does not apply in West Virginia, Colorado, or nations with names ending in a 'y'. May be subject to tax in certain jurisdictions. 'Mensa' may be meant ironically and not literally, but the only way to know is to bask in our glorious genius for yourself. <3 PIZ, please don't hate me.

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Shitposters please apply

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But seriously, despite PigInZen's warning (he's suffering from a terrible fate known as 'forum ownership' which makes him cranky at times), we're an eclectic group of people and its pretty easy to fit in, so long as you can remember we don't mean 99% of what we post. Or 100% of what we post, in some cases.

 

Can confirm, lol.  B)

 

Good luck in your recruitment ventures!  ^_^

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Best Alliances in OrButts

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Hail Dio. May new members be blessed by His Holiness.

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23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves

23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous

23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed

23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves

23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love

 

 

6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio

Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be &#33;@#&#036;ing stupid

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23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves

23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous

23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed

23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves

23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love

 

 

6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio

Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be &#33;@#&#036;ing stupid

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To the top.

 

If you're looking to learn how to coordinate with a team that's been consistently rated one of the best military alliances around, come vacation here for a time.  You'll see why Mensa is arguably one of the best alliances in this game.  In fact, chances are, you'll enjoy being with a team that is highly active during war time and always communicating within it's ranks to "get the job done".

 

If you're interested, shoot this man a message - Avruch

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