Lee Cheok Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 Are you tired of nagging annoying alliances that want you to keep building cities and pay taxes like the good little cash cow you are to some hierarchy overlord who couldn't tell you why you should be part of his alliance just so you can sit in the high score tiers and do absolutely NOTHING for months on end? Do you long for perpetual never ending warfare and loot so sick ebola wont touch it? Do you want to be a man among boys and have all the fine !@#$es left, right and center jockeying for your genes like the alpha male you are? If you answered yes, then wew lad you need to come join Ronin today, I absolutely 100% do not give a salty shit about anyone or their pacts and I give even less about how far you decide to build, I wont stop you from raiding anyone at any time for any reason. Taxes are 0% and will never change, you will never pay a dime to Ronin unless you choose to, you keep what you take and give to nobody. Join today or don't join, your pixels wont matter when the bloody sun implodes anyway. I would add pictures or invest in an alliance flag but I really don't care enough due to hating myself and wanting to die at all hours of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Commander Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 (edited) Redacted Edited June 14, 2022 by El Commander Quote <ni431> oh my <ni431> something moved in my pants <Kurdanak[Rose]> sorry, that was me <Kurdanak[Rose]> carry on * jack3top slaps Melisandre around with a large fishing trout <Melisandre> The !@#$ was that for <Melisandre> Noeryu was showing you porn, not me <jack3top> for raping me just now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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