LostWorld Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Wish granted. You are diagnosed with Alzeihmer. Your problems are over. You drift in the grey twilight at the Regional Sanatory for special individual. You. Erm. You look in the distance.. i .. forgot. I wish i was the overlord of a shadowy organization. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 You get it, but you are killed by the Illuminati. I wish the Illuminati hoax was non-existant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 You are already more creative, so you are made creative enough that you destroy the universe and all of Afribuskyolslav's stuff is taken by Chernigovan and Afribuskyolav is blown up. I wish Solaris/Chiester 556 did not hate Chernigov anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 Because, Science. I wish for this thread to continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khorne Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 The thread continues, and yet not in your favor. I wish for a peace of mind. Quote "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." ~ Prefontaine Pure Gold, ~KT chat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 You get a piece of your mind taken out, I wish that Abu Haddad was not trying to force his opinion on everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khorne Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 The wish does in fact come true. Unfortunately, due to the shock of the seemingly regular occurrence not happening anymore, your mind was not able to cope with it and shut down completely, thus completing your wish, and yet you yourself not being able to enjoy the after-effects. I wish that I could exist in all realities, and all my "bodies" would be controlled by one central, seemingly omniscient mind. Quote "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." ~ Prefontaine Pure Gold, ~KT chat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 It is granted, but the central mind is not your own. I wish that Politics and War was more in-depth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 (edited) It can not be understood. I wish for people to know the truth about everything. Edited July 22, 2016 by Mahmoud Al-emin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted July 22, 2016 Share Posted July 22, 2016 They do, but they all become Christians (win I guess for some including me?) I wish Cats did not rule the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 The only way for cats to not rule the internet is for them to all die and then 30% of the world's population goes crazy and all the governments fall because they become insane because they can't look at the Cat Propaganda they've been brainwashed to support. I wish that Riza Hawkeye and Chiester were banned from the forums forever. But not Eva-Beatrice. She's not that bad. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 They are banned immediately but so are you. I wish Abu and Moreau III would be banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 (edited) Abu and Moreau: "We ain't goin' down w'tout a fight!" *HAX!* You ban too! Kewl kids be banned club I wish that nothing bad will happen to me until I die in my sleep at age 139.222 Edited July 23, 2016 by Pury Uryq Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khorne Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 Nothing happens to you at the age of 139.22 days but after that.... well you know the story. You die in your sleep. I wish that this wish was not corrupted. Quote "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." ~ Prefontaine Pure Gold, ~KT chat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted July 23, 2016 Share Posted July 23, 2016 The wish is not corrupted and thus this thread fails to exist and blows up the universe. I wish the NatRP team would leave and go back to the original moderation of the roleplay. (Seriously, I shouldn't have reported Abu) Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 You did not finish your wish, so I will continue: to die in a fire. I wish that Photoshop was free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostWorld Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 (edited) Photoshop is free and everyone is a meme expert over night. Adobe goes bankrpt and a lot of third party contractors loose their job including you. I wish for a wish Edited July 24, 2016 by LostWorld 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 Granted. I corrupt that wish. I wish I met Johnny Cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodium Cyanide Posted July 24, 2016 Share Posted July 24, 2016 You meet him while he lie on his deathbed, exactly one minute away from passing I wish it was Chinese new year/Spring festival tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (edited) It's Chinese New Year and you're partying hard. But out of the blue, you're brutally attacked and killed by evil chopsticks. I wish for brown toilet paper. Edited July 26, 2016 by Insert Name Here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 You have no wishes, no hopes, no dreams and consequently, no soul. I wish for a piece of candy. 1 Quote Proud Canadian, Proud Ontarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Granted. It is a Kinder egg and you choke on it and die. (Fun fact: They aren't banned in the USA anymore.) I wish someone would re-corrupt Eric's wish above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 Eric gets a piece of candy. However, in order to get it, Eric had to get in a van. A man, who lives in his mother's basement, ends up taking Eric's innocence. Furious with all this, Eric decides to pay you a visit and ends up taking your innocence as well. I wish someone - my alliance in particular - rolled The Fighting Pacifists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Hequ Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 It does too the point that it kills the whole world I wish for a playset of goblin guides 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 The playset of goblin guides breaks the rules of Toy Story and stab you to death. I wish that Napoleon ate cake. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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