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Corrupt a Wish


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These days I start each morning by making a wish. Sometimes these come true, sometimes they don't. But a bit of hope makes life less tedious.

 

Let's show an example:

 

Inst: I wish for infinite wishes

 

Now, for a forum game, we have to make it a tiny bit corrupt. Find a way to grant the literal meaning of the wish, but make it show the worst possible outcome. Nietzsche claims that hope, after all, is the worst of all evils, but I disagree, and what's more, I embrace the philosophical absurd, so despite the consequence hope does not repel me.

 

Next user: The preponderance of wishes causes the universe to collapse into a singularity.

 

 

 

To actually start:

 

I wish for eel donburi.

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Since you failed to provide your own wish your worst enemy got to pick your wish and you are now dying a slow and painful death

 

I wish for Chinese food

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Gary Johnson 2016

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They are, but Jar Jar Binks is in all of the others.

 

I wish Steam didn't get hacked on Christmas.

They didn't, but the Governemnt got hacked and leaked the personal information of every citizen

 

I wish for my wishes to not be corrupted

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Gary Johnson 2016

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Your son looks over you, tired from all the digging. He lifts you up and throws you in the fresh grave. With a final glance, he drops your final statement in with you. It reads, "Emotional".

 

I wish for a non-rotten potatoe

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Since you fail to provide a wish, one will be proved for you: You are granted a closed room and 100 cats that want to kill you, and you are stuck to the wall so you can't defend yourself

 

I wish for world peace

Gary Johnson 2016

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