Lu Xun Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 (edited) These days I start each morning by making a wish. Sometimes these come true, sometimes they don't. But a bit of hope makes life less tedious. Let's show an example: Inst: I wish for infinite wishes Now, for a forum game, we have to make it a tiny bit corrupt. Find a way to grant the literal meaning of the wish, but make it show the worst possible outcome. Nietzsche claims that hope, after all, is the worst of all evils, but I disagree, and what's more, I embrace the philosophical absurd, so despite the consequence hope does not repel me. Next user: The preponderance of wishes causes the universe to collapse into a singularity. To actually start: I wish for eel donburi. Edited May 19, 2016 by Inst Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The eel gets eaten along the way Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trump Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 eel turns out to be inst's penis which you eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redael Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Since you failed to provide your own wish your worst enemy got to pick your wish and you are now dying a slow and painful death I wish for Chinese food 1 Quote Gary Johnson 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The Chinese food was poisoned by a hitman, and you and your family died in agony. I wish for an empty cardboard box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The Cardboard box is empty, but it takes your soul. I wish to go to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 You suffocate because you forget to wear a space helmet during your space walk. Ä° wish for a utopia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Areton Chashul Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 (edited) Utopia falls on your head. You die. I wish for a glass of water. Edited May 22, 2016 by Areton Chashul Quote Lord of Holdengrove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The Water is cyanide-laced I want to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redael Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The Water is cyanide-laced I want to sleep You never wake up I want money Quote Gary Johnson 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 The money is laced with a disease that leads to the agonising death of you and everyone that comes in contact with it afterward. I wish for another empty cardboard box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redael Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 You become shrodingers human and may or may not die inside the box I wish the Star Wars prequels were good movies Quote Gary Johnson 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 They are, but Jar Jar Binks is in all of the others. I wish Steam didn't get hacked on Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redael Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 (edited) They are, but Jar Jar Binks is in all of the others. I wish Steam didn't get hacked on Christmas. They didn't, but the Governemnt got hacked and leaked the personal information of every citizen I wish for my wishes to not be corrupted Edited May 23, 2016 by Redael Quote Gary Johnson 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Your Wishes are corrupted, and so are your files. I wish people would stop corrupting wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 The wishes are their own corruptions. Ä° wish for a deep and emotional statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delacroix Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Your son looks over you, tired from all the digging. He lifts you up and throws you in the fresh grave. With a final glance, he drops your final statement in with you. It reads, "Emotional". I wish for a non-rotten potatoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadir Aminu Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 You're given an imaginary plant called "potatoe" I wish for freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delacroix Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 You're hit by the Rescue tug HMS freedom. I wish for a flag designed for my nation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redael Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 It is drawn mpby a 5 year old I wish for Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders to all drop out Quote Gary Johnson 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 They drop out of high school. I wish for a maple leaf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redael Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 You get it but you are killed by eh Canadian who wants it back I wish to end world hunger Quote Gary Johnson 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Hequ Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 You get it but you are killed by eh Canadian who wants it back I wish to end world hunger we do that by killing/eating you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redael Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Since you fail to provide a wish, one will be proved for you: You are granted a closed room and 100 cats that want to kill you, and you are stuck to the wall so you can't defend yourself I wish for world peace Quote Gary Johnson 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delacroix Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 They all drop out of their cars when they get off. I wish for you to be free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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