Avakael Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 (edited) Things I made: Edited April 23, 2016 by Avakael 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I expect great mediocre things, Auctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Aksel Posted April 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2016 idc if they are big - i'm at work and can't resize. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 That disclaimer is amazing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Can we get a plain text of that disclaimer? Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kurdanak Posted April 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2016 Can we get a plain text of that disclaimer?Sure thing. What the !@#$ did you just !@#$ing say about me, you little !@#$? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the !@#$ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my !@#$ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, !@#$er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re !@#$ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your !@#$ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re !@#$ing dead, kiddo. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Sure thing. What the !@#$ did you just !@#$ say about me, you little !@#$? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the !@#$ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my !@#$ words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, !@#$er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re !@#$ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your !@#$ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re !@#$ dead, kiddo. Damn you, I fell for it. 1 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kurdanak Posted April 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2016 (edited) Damn you, I fell for it.I've been building up over half a year of trust solely for that moment of deceit. Edited April 23, 2016 by Kurdanak 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Aksel Posted April 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2016 Can we get a plain text of that disclaimer? This drug may cause joint pain, nausea, head-ache, or shortness of breath. You may also experience muscle aches, rapid heartbeat, and ringing in the ears. If you feel faint, call your doctor. Do not consume alcohol while taking this pill; likewise, avoid red meat, shellfish, and vegetables. O.K. foods: flounder. Under no circumstances eat yak. Men can expect painful urination while sitting, especially if the penis is caught between the toilet seat and the bowl. Projectile vomiting is common in thirty per cent of users-sorry, fifty per cent. If you undergo disorienting nausea accompanied by migraine and raspy breathing, double the dosage. Leg cramps are to be expected; one knee-buckler per day is normal. Bowel movements may become frequent-in fact, every ten minutes. If bowel movements become greater than twelve per hour, consult your doctor, or any doctor, or just anyone who will speak to you. You may find yourself becoming lost or vague; this would be a good time to write a screenplay. Do not pilot a plane, unless you are among the ten per cent of users who experience "spontaneous test-pilot knowledge." If your hair begins to smell like burning tires, move away from any buildings or populated areas, and apply tincture of iodine to the head until you no longer hear what could be taken for a "countdown." May cause stigmata in Mexicans. If a fungus starts to grow between your eyebrows, call the Guinness Book of World Records. May induce a tendency to compulsively repeat the phrase "you're a liar T$." This drug may cause visions of the Virgin Mary to appear in treetops. If this happens, open a souvenir shop. There may be an overwhelming impulse to shout out during a Catholic Mass, "I'm gonna w*p you wid da ugly stick!" You may feel a powerful sense of impending doom; this is because you are about to die. Men may experience impotence, but only during intercourse. Otherwise, a powerful erection will accompany your daily "walking-around time." Do not take this product if you are uneasy with lockjaw. Do not be near a ringing telephone that works at 900 MHz or you will be very dead, very fast. We are assuming you have had chicken pox. You also may experience a growing dissatisfaction with life along with a deep sense of melancholy-join the club! Do not be concerned if you arouse a few ticks from a Geiger counter. You might want to get a one-month trial subscription to Extreme Fighting. The hook shape of the pill will often cause it to become caught in the larynx. To remove, jam a finger down your throat while a friend holds your nose to prevent the pill from lodging in a nasal passage. Then throw yourself stomach first on the back portion of a chair. The expulsion of air should eject the pill out of the mouth, unless it goes into a sinus cavity, or the brain. WARNING: This drug may shorten your intestines by twenty-one feet. Has been known to cause birth defects in the user retroactively. Passing in front of TV may cause the screen to moiré. Women often feel a loss of libido, including a whole octave lowering of the voice, an increase in ankle hair, and perhaps the lowering of a testicle. If this happens, women should write a detailed description of their last three sexual encounters and mail it to me, Bob, Trailer Six, Fancyland Trailer Park, Encino, CA. Or E-mail me at hot-guy.com. Discontinue use immediately if you feel that your teeth are receiving radio broadcasts. You may experience "lumpy back" syndrome, but we are actively seeking a cure. Bloated fingertips on the heart-side hand are common. When finished with the dosage, be sure to allow plenty of "quiet time" in order to retrain the eye to move off stationary objects. Flotation devices at sea will become pointless, as the user of this drug will develop a stone-like body density; therefore, if thrown overboard, contact your doctor. (This product may contain one or more of the following: bungee cord, plankton, rubber, crack cocaine, pork bladders, aromatic oils, gunpowder, corn husk, glue, bee pollen, dung, English muffin, poached eggs, ham, Hollandaise sauce, crushed saxophone reeds.) Sensations of levitation are illusory, as is the sensation of having a "phantom" third arm. Users may experience certain inversions of language. Acceptable: "Hi, are how you?" Unacceptable: "The rain in Sprain slays blainly on the phsssst." Twenty minutes after taking the pills, you will feel an insatiable craving to take another dose. AVOID THIS WITH ALL YOUR POWER. It is advisable to have a friend handcuff you to a large kitchen appliance, ESPECIALLY ONE THAT WILL NOT FIT THROUGH THE DOORWAY TO WHERE THE PILLS ARE. You should also be out of reach of any weapon-like utensil with which you could threaten friends or family, who should also be briefed to not give you the pills, no matter how much you sweet-talk them. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Lol MadMax 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 (edited) Or E-mail me at hot-guy.com You better have betted your entire life-savings on this domain, Max. Edited April 23, 2016 by Kurdanak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 (edited) You better have betted your entire life-savings on this domain, Max. You would go to it. Edited April 23, 2016 by Mad Max 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foltest Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 What did the chicken say to the pig? 1 Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooves Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Oh I miss these threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 "ride of to war" 2 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 3 Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 He's lost 700 score. 4 Offensive wars. Not bad for no tl;dr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 (edited) "ride of to war" Maybe you can't read fancy text? But that's what it says. He's lost 700 score. 4 Offensive wars. Not bad for no tl;dr He should have posted that TL;DR. Worse is yet to come for the likes of him! Edited April 23, 2016 by Moreau III Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Maybe you can't read fancy text? But that's what it says. He should have posted that TL;DR. Worse is yet to come for the likes of him! Can't wait till you get yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Can't wait till you get yours. I know I've set myself up but you can't not post a TL;DR. Especially if your name is Partisan and you have a creepy obsession with walls of texts. Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 I know I've set myself up but you can't not post a TL;DR. Especially if your name is Partisan and you have a creepy obsession with walls of texts. #perspective I worship every single word partisan posts - he's my god and savior. No TL;DR needed, amen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Is This obsession with tl;dr indicative of you'r reading level? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Prefonteen Posted April 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2016 I know I've set myself up but you can't not post a TL;DR. Especially if your name is Partisan and you have a creepy obsession with walls of texts. My apologies. I will try to dumb down my posts to barely witty one-liners and spam in order to capture the audience better. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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