Popular Post Prefonteen Posted April 1, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) The history of the $yndicate is rich with blood. War and betrayal have carved deep scars within our organisation. The past year of this planet's history centered around our proud business' rivalry with the 1%. Taking on the top 5 alliances, the $yndicate took a stand in defense of the common man, opting to forego its personal gains in order to protect the fairness and the stability of not only the marketplace, but the planet as a whole. The people rejoiced as the $yndicate fought back the imperialistic invaders of the Rose in the Proxy war. Cheers echoed across the world as The $yndicate held its ground when the Purple Puppeteer and its minion states sought to destroy the last humanitarian bastion in order to solidify its monopoly on higher-end products. And recently, the common man found bliss in the succesfull $yndicate defense of the universal right that is freedom of religion, which was besieged by the Return of the Rag-tag Rosian invaders. Our business ventured onto these onslaughts, and the onslaught to come, not for personal profit but rather because it is the only action a true philanthropist can make. The comman man is the consumer, and it is the consumer who ultimately makes up the backbone of the market. The $yndicate will always serve as your champion, for this reason alone. Our social policies have unfortunately soured relations with a variety of parties. Over the course of our existence, we have found ourselves extorted, defamed, slandered and attacked. $yndicate property was demolished for no purpose but the annihilation of our assets. The $yndicate brand was unrightfully put under scrutiny by parties with a vested interest in our fall from grace. Weathering the storm, $yndicate officials never ceased their efforts to reach out to the community, and never sought to take (legal) action upon those who would seek harm against them. It is unfortunate that this policy must end today. It has become clear that The $yndicate must arm up once more to face the threat of a foreign entity. Mensa HQ has been a long-term business partner of The $yndicate. Via our joint investment in the expansion of the Diost church, we have brought prosperity to people across the world. This venture has been an integral asset to $yndicate CSR. Unfortunately, the good natured and charismatic democrat leader of Mensa HQ, Pfeiffer, has recently departed the organization as the result of an illegitimate Vote of No Confidence. An ambitious, volatile and dangerous authoritarian named Vanek26 has overtaken the Mensa government and kept the alliance in a stranglehold. The $yndicate considers this new government to be illegitimate, and has moved to legally resolve the political conflict. Despite the $yndicate's best efforts, Spite, speaker and formal representative of Mensa HQ and the Diost church moved forward to declare a rogue war upon The $yndicate and its assets. We at The $yndicate must now rally to defend ourselves from Mensa Aggression, and to restore Mensa HQ under the benevolent reign of a reinstated Pfeiffer. A state of Hostilities now exists between Mensa HQ and The $yndicate. As the events leading up to this recognition unfolded and the first shots were fired, our longstanding partners in the Black Knights sought to politically capitalize upon the situation. Emperor LordStrum provided support to Mensa HQ in its declaration, stating: BK hereby supports Mensa in their crusade against the Syndicate. #swerve We at the $yndicate take the safety of our employees seriously. Emperor LordStrum's words indicate that they support a crusade against The $yndicate. We interpret this to be a declaration of war against all parties affiliated with The $yndicate and its subsidiaries. It is unfortunate that we find ourselves placed in this position by no will of our own. The $yndicate can not reasonably ignore this unwarranted aggression against its allies. The $yndicate therefore, in adherence to the Purchased OathPact recognizes that a state of hostilities now exists between BK and The $yndicate. The Greek city-state Sparta recently mounted a full-scale offensive against The $yndicate. $yndicate representatives have made several attempts at conducting diplomacy. Spartan dictator Seabasstion unfortunately refused to pay the requested compensation, offering but a token. The $yndicate considers this a diplomatic insult, and has determined that all diplomatic channels have been exhausted. The only avenue left for our organisation to claim what it is due, is military retalliation. Spartan officials may renegotiate their position via private channels. As for now: A state of hostilities exists between the $yndicate and Sparta. Finally, $yndicate attention was drawn to the United Purple Nations and its recent struggle with the rogue alliance Arrgh. Recognizing that the UPN finds itself in a coalition with $yndicate ally 'The King's Parliament'. We have no option but to follow recent coalition warfare precedents in retalliating against Arrgh's aggression. The $yndicate therefore decrees that a state of war now exists with the New Pacific Order. To war. /$/igned for The $yndicate Partisan, Director of Marketing Roy Mustang, Director of Human Resources Zed, Director of Acquisitions Jessica Rabbit, Director of Accounting Edited April 1, 2016 by Partisan 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karrde Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Happy April everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LordStrum Posted April 1, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted April 1, 2016 What the !@#$ did you just !@#$ing type about me, you little !@#$? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the !@#$ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my !@#$ing words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, !@#$er. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re !@#$ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever†comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your !@#$ing fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re !@#$ing dead, kiddo. 17 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooves Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 10/10 would make people actually believe this again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Sssss 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Pain Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 If only it were not April 1st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentinel Optik Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I strongly support Mensa in this righteous crusade against the evil Syndicalists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiney Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Terminus Est supports our protectorate and hereby enters any wars we bloody well want to. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I'm just wondering why NPO was hit lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fistofdoom Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Quote 01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine 01:06:03 <%fistofdoom> i winsih i had port 01:06:39 <@JoshF{BoC}> fistofdoom: is the snowman drunk with you 01:07:32 <%fistofdoom> i knet i forgot somehnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 I'm just wondering why NPO was hit lmfao In defense of our allies in TKP and their Coalition partner UPN. This was explained. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speaker Faris Wheeler Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) Unfortunately, the good natured and charismatic democrat leader of Mensa HQ, Pfeiffer, has recently departed the organization as the result of an illegitimate Vote of No Confidence. An ambitious, volatile and dangerous authoritarian named Vanek26 has overtaken the Mensa government and kept the alliance in a stranglehold. The $yndicate considers this new government to be illegitimate, and has moved to legally resolve the political conflict. Edited April 1, 2016 by Lysandre Mackintosh Quote Peace will never be accomplished without war, but war cannot happen without peace.... or something like that idk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavory Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 If only this wasn't on this particular date... Hit Strum anyway, I'm sure he's too lazy to care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 If only this wasn't on this particular date... Hit Strum anyway, I'm sure he's too lazy to care. they're still faster than lykos 1 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Mensa has my support. Go and get em!!! Pffiefer, I know you can do it!!! Use your power of Dio or something. But if you combine Dio Brande and Bio Drande, it will have deadly result. Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasmine Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 I support the rolling of NPO. Death to communism. All Hail our new Overlord Partisan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diomedes Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Supports The Syndicate in the destruction of Mensa and BK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHat Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 gg wp 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 gg wp I surrender to the combined forces of Auctor and MrHat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Uh oh... you have started 5th world war. lmfao Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHat Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 (edited) I surrender to the combined forces of Auctor and MrHat. We couldn't possibly accept defeat from our supreme overlord, we surrender to you. plzdontrollus Edited April 1, 2016 by MrHat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Rules are rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Partisan, I just wanted to let you know that this was the first announcement of yours that I've actually read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 1, 2016 Author Share Posted April 1, 2016 Partisan, I just wanted to let you know that this was the first announcement of yours that I've actually read. No wonder Rose keeps repeating past mistakes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted April 1, 2016 Share Posted April 1, 2016 Strum's copypasta was funnier that both these &^%$posts Partisan, do better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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