Popular Post Prefontaine Posted March 5, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2016 Sharks don't sleep Terminus Est theater proudly presents a reenactment of whatever the name of that war was where someone made Pfeiffer sad with an ad. -Enter Arrgh's public IRC channel, where "leadership" are playing with toy ships bashing them together and pretending their alliance matters- Prefontaine: "Hey Arrgh, one of your guys is raiding our one inactive guy. Not looking him to peace out or whatever, but anything looted from the bank just toss that back". Jacob: "Okay, thanks for being such a reasonable guy. You are amazing." Prefontaine: "I'm aware." -We fast forward to the end of the war, after which the TEst nation who was inactive realizes his mistake and commits ritual suicide and deletes- -Once again we found ourselves in Arrgh's public IRC channel- Prefontaine: "Jacob, raids over, I have the bill." Jacob, feeling extra important today takes the bill, seeing it's for a massive 800k starts sweating profusely. Get's an idea ushers Prefontaine into his private office. Prefontaine steps into the Janitors office, bored. Jacob: "You should have spoken to me privately about this, instead of coming in here flaunting this offensive bill around." Prefontaine: "We spoke about the original incident in your public channel, it's not like the deal was secret. You're taking offense to 800k?" Jacob: "Yes, #Arrgh is a safe space and we're very sensitive. You shouldn't refer to it as a 'bill', that implies gender identity, why can't it be a 'jenny'?" Prefontaine: "You're member attacked us, we were being cool about it. The money really doesn't matter as it's the principal of the thing. But if you wanna be a !@#$, I'm good at that game too and I'll play too. The bill is now 2M plus the resources looted, we're including the money looted as the member gave us his cash before deleting and there would have been more." Jacob stares in shock at being called a !@#$, visibly shaking. Jacob: "ARRGH CRUSHED TEST LAST TIME WE FOUGHT YOU SURRENDERED TO US WE ARE AMAZING I AM SO TRIGGERED I FORGOT WHAT PUNCTUATION IS" Prefontaine: "Okay then. Not like I'm gonna DoW you or anything, your nations are too small for us to attack. So I'm just gonna go over here an move on with my life. Should your alliance get any members above 1500 strength, I'll probably attack them. Try breathing." Prefontaine walks out, expecting a raid/war sometime in the following days but Arrgh apparently looked at TEst nations military and decided going to war over Jacob's ego was apparently not worth it. -We fast foward again, weeks later, TEst has gotten a few new members below the city requirement which are friends and family of current members, Jacob, who had spent this entire time crying in a corner of his janitorial closet gets a tap on the shoulder from someone dressed like Zapp Brannigan- Filthy Fifths: "Hey man, don't cry. It's been a while, you should be over it by now." Jacob: "BUT HE CALLED ME A !@#$ AND THAT HURTS ME IN MY FEELINGS PLACE" Filthy wipes the slobber, tears, and other bodily fluids off his clothing. Filthy Fifths: "Yeah, Pre's a dick. I know, but him and I go back a ways, he's just messing around man. I doubt he even cares anymore. TEst has been growing pretty well in the last weeks and we almost have a member at 1500 strength again. He could have attacked them like he said but hasn't. Looks like he's moved on, you probably should too man. Com'on I've got a bowl of cap'n crunch. I know it's your favorite." Filthy wiggles a bow of cereal infront of Jacob trying to appease the fragile child. Jacob, still fighting tears gets an idea. Jacob: "They've been growing?" Jacob goes and sees the TEst page with a few small nations in it, and goes off to write an announcement. This is under the title "TeST Group Raid Planning - DO NOT ATTACK YET" Apparently Arrgh members couldn't follow the order to not attack yet and started attacking, Obviously our two lowbies are getting beiged, but the seemed to pick some other fights as well with TEsties that don't appear to be going as well. tl;dr A few weeks ago I called Jacob a name. It made him upset. Now he's trying to raid TEst. We see you down there, and we find you adorable. Since we couldn't hit anyone back when the raid happen, I tried to get their paid protectorates to stop paying them. Apparently their paid protectorates don't pay them so.. Yeah moved on with my life. 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacus Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) Prefontaine: "Your member attacked us, we were being cool about it. FIFY Edited March 5, 2016 by jackywho 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 FIFY SOMEONE TOOK THE TYPO BAIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacus Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguar Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I wish good luck to both of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) nice countermeasure. Edited March 5, 2016 by Arthur James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Snow Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 ....so...you guys are basically just saying you're letting your new members get raided and any damage you could do against Aargh interests, you aren't pursuing? All in all I'm a little confused what this announcement was about other than showing you have a spy in Aargh? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glorton Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 lol why would you even make an announcement if our alliance doesnt matter? unless.. you do care about us!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 ....so...you guys are basically just saying you're letting your new members get raided and any damage you could do against Aargh interests, you aren't pursuing? All in all I'm a little confused what this announcement was about other than showing you have a spy in Aargh? We didnt intend on doing anything, that was the point. Now our hand is beeing forced as our members in their range wont roll over and take a beating, and we in the upper tier wont leave them hanging. even if we cant declare on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) Aww, TEst like to be tickled. Just hang on, let me get a feather duster and brush it on your soft spots. Edited March 5, 2016 by Stormrideron Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 Aww, TEst like to be tickled. Just hang on, let me get a feather duster and brush it on your soft spots. Don't you promise me with a good time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Don't you promise me with a good time. You don't even know what good time is like. Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) Pretty much you just said that Arrgh! holds all the up declares and can pick off a nations of yours one at a time. It's very unfortunate that I'm limited on the people who I can "raid" in TEst being that I have so sort of form of mutual respect for them. Precum, sometimes you need to step back and take a moment to focus on yourself. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kama_Sutra This link can help out with the precum issues you seem to be suffering from Edited March 5, 2016 by Filthy Fifths 2 Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phiney Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Filthy, stop talking shit to my members. 'it sucks Precum doesn't truly know the relationship Arrgh/TEst has had in the past. ' Yeah because you clearly know it yourself. We warred you down a year ago and then made friends as we do with most alliances we have a decent enough war against. Since then there's been very little correspondence, and clearly it was this Jacob guy whoever that is that has caused this issue from a little bit ago. You flitted around alliances and got yourself a ton of beat downs and now claim to be the patron saint of Arrgh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Filthy, stop talking shit to my members. 'it sucks Precum doesn't truly know the relationship Arrgh/TEst has had in the past. ' Yeah because you clearly know it yourself. We warred you down a year ago and then made friends as we do with most alliances we have a decent enough war against. Since then there's been very little correspondence, and clearly it was this Jacob guy whoever that is that has caused this issue from a little bit ago. You flitted around alliances and got yourself a ton of beat downs and now claim to be the patron saint of Arrgh. You clearly do not know anything if you think I claim to be the patron saint of Arrgh!. Everybody knows that card belongs to Ogaden. We've discussed mutual raids with you guys and have clearly kept you off the DNR list for a better part of a year out of mutual respect. If our alliances didn't have some sort of friendship then Arrgh! members would've been raiding you lads for a better part of that year. The only beatdowns I've received were the ones I earned in Arrgh! Patron Saint of Arrgh! No that's Ogaden. Drunken Pirate. That I be. also precum, if you need more source material on that issue you seem to have. I'll whip you up some links and send it your way m8 1 Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiroshima Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) This is worse than a micro alliance thread argument. Go get'em TEst. Edited March 5, 2016 by NMA 1 Quote “I'm cheap and enjoy butchering” - Manthrax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caecus Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 more popcorn for the popcorn god. Quote It's a useful mental exercise. Through the years, many thinkers have been fascinated by it. But I don't enjoy playing. It was a game that was born during a brutal age when life counted for little. Everyone believed that some people were worth more than others. Kings. Pawns. I don't think that anyone is worth more than anyone else. Chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them and not others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, if anyone who looks on to the world as if it was a game of chess, deserves to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I heard getting tickled to death is a horrible way to die. You're laughing and dying at the same time. Eugh, no. Kick ass out there, Arrgh. fake edit: Shout out to the squad. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeachBunny Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 \o/ Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 wut? Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samdoo Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I feel like I`ve seen this before... I wonder where?? hmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 Anarcho-Anarchist/Chaoso-Chaosist civil war 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 (edited) My weapon of choice: Edited March 6, 2016 by Stormrideron 3 Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted March 6, 2016 Share Posted March 6, 2016 This one's for you kurd 2 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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