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War and Keg Stands

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Pursuant with our treaty with Viridian Entente, and because we were told that The Kings Parliament is hoarding some excellent quality beer, North American Confederacy declares war on The Kings Parliament.  May God have mercy on your kegs, for we shall have none.

 

Little known fact: the keg stand was invented right here in the North American Confederation.

 

"Squanto at the first ever thanksgiving in 1621. It wasn't a traditional keg like today but a cask on a tall oak table. During the celebration when asked to make a toast by a pilgrim Squanto misinterpreted the request and apparently thought the idea behind the act of toasting was that if you drank that you would be honored. Not to honor the person then drink. So wanting to achieve great honor from his newly acquired friends Squanto promptly stood on his hands in front of the mead cask and tilted his head up mouth towards the sky then the tap was pulled out and mead flowed into his mouth. The first ever keg stand."

 

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o/ NAC

I wish you luck in your very understandable quest for quality beer. Go get em!

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Emmad just turned 21 too.

 

Inebriate him so I can coup UPN plz

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Idk about all this.

 

The "Confederacy" and it's....subjects......aren't know for their.....ahem.....Scientific prowess.

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I swear there is no alcohol.

 

Nick was just raking the moonlight.

 

It's apart of his duties as an Arch Druid of DeVizes. 

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Speaking as an individual and not as a member of the Cornerstone Senate let me just say give them hell and best declaration of war ever! :D I'm laughing my head off here.

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I await "honourable" Phoenix to defend against VE and NAC now. 

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