Prefonteen Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 (edited) One other thing to bring up; if we're talking Synd - Mensa, with the war having gone the way it has, even if CS had accurate information, the situation has probably changed. Synd is more vulnerable than almost any time in its history, other than when it moved from Paragon to Mensa-bloc to form Mensynd. It needs Mensa, and the alliance is a natural one with no suitable surrogates. Perhaps if, say, Alpha were to defect to Syndsphere completely, and there are signals that it might, Mensa might become disposable, but at this stage the only way I can imagine that Mensynd would break up would be egos; if Pfeiffer thought that Partisan rubbed him the wrong way, and vice versa, and the last I heard they have good relations. We're very vulnerable. Alpha is definitely defecting to us. Pfeiffer and Partisan rub one another in a variety of ways. Also, we're underdogs. Please encourage me. Edited February 13, 2016 by Partisan 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Partisan, to make it fun, you should imply that exactly one of the statements above is true. I would vote for the implication of docking. That's the most fun of the above statements. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 We're very vulnerable. Alpha is definitely defecting to us. Pfeiffer and Partisan rub one another in a variety of ways. Also, we're underdogs. Please encourage me. I'm glad I'm not the only one who mentally played porno music when Inst said Pfeiffer and Partisan "have good relations." 1 Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Astra and Partisan, I hate you both for that mental image. 2 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I'm glad I'm not the only one who mentally played porno music when Inst said Pfeiffer and Partisan "have good relations." Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 What a Partisan / Pfeiffer ship looks like: I'd imagine that Partisan is some skinny tall blonde Dutch kid, Pfeiffer is a whale. Partisan and Pfeiffer would then be a sort of odd couple, and it would be sort of Skitty on Walford action if you... well, you know. And then if Mensa and Synd ever broke up we'd be all like "noooo! not Partifer / Pfeifsan!" and write sad (in both senses of the word) fanfiction. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Partisan, I'll buy you the credit if you actually change your name in-game to "Partifer". Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greatkitteh Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Mensa paid trolls are motivated Quote :sheepy: :sheepy: Greatkitteh was here.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Partisan, I'll buy you the credit if you actually change your name in-game to "Partifer". I will commit Oblige's moneies to do the same for Pfeiffer. Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Mensa paid trolls are motivated You keep dismissing people who don't see things your way by saying they're getting paid to troll... I really wish I'd see some of this money sometime. Why doesn't someone pay me just to say things greatkitteh doesn't want to hear?? Where's my dollar billz, yo? I will commit Oblige's moneies to do the same for Pfeiffer. Shouldn't he be Pfeiffistan? Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Format: Date Coalition Alliance Name Member Count / Average Score / Total Score / Percent Change Total Member Count / Average Score / Total Score / Percent Change Total Soldiers / Total Tanks Mensynd vs Paracovenant 07:01 PM Server '16.Feb.13 Mensynd The Syndicate 61 / 1,336.58 / 81,531.27 (-0.1%) Black Knights 105 / 681.40 / 71,546.68 (-1.6%) The Knights Radiant 89 / 751.91 / 66,920.43 (+0.6%) Mensa HQ 55 / 1035.18 / 56,934.99 (+1.1%) Roz Wei 71 / 494.33 / 35,097.15 (-5.3%) The Chola 48 / 456.29 / 21,902.06 (-5.5%) Guardian 16 / 1,366.12 / 21,857.89 (+1.2%) The Kings Parliament 28 / 592.47 / 16,589.02 (-2.5%) The Coalition 9 / 1,610.27 / 14,492.42 (-0.0%) Nuclear Knights 14 / 945.72 / 13,240.12 (-5.6%) The Jedi Order 20 / 542.10 / 12,468.26 (+0.4%) Total 516 / 799.57 / 412,580.29 (-8.7%) Total Soldiers 36,561,328 (+2.3%) / Total Tanks 1,660,175 (-1.5%) / Total Aircraft 204,710 (-0.3%) Paracovenant United Purple Nations 134 / 814.88 / 102,506.24 (-5.4%) Viridian Entente 113 / 866.75 / 97,942.50 (-4.9%) Rose 78 / 1029.37 / 80,290.83 (-1.1%) Alpha 29 / 2,373.82 / 68,840.68 (+0.6%) Cornerstone 38 / 993.60 / 37,756.94 (-11.9%) North American Confederacy 27 / 719.84 / 19,435.77 (-7.6%) Vanguard 20 / 866.91 / 17,338.16 (-0.9%) Shuriken 37 / 274.86 / 10,169.83 (-5.3%) Total 476 / 901.85 / 429,280.95 (-10.6%) Total Soldiers 23,833,691 (-13.8%) / Total Tanks 1,292,083 (-11.6%) / Total Aircraft 116,638 (-10.9%) === Looks like Paracovenant is starting to fall off a cliff. In other news, it's now Cobalt + NAC vs Arrgh. It's getting really complicated, should I put Arrgh effectively on the Mensynd side and include Cobalt on the Paracovenant side? IT won't look good for Paracovenant, of course. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 (edited) I can only imagine how Lord of Puns must feel when coming back to his thread. Edited February 14, 2016 by Kurdanak 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 (edited) Looks like Paracovenant is starting to fall off a cliff. In other news, it's now Cobalt + NAC vs Arrgh. It's getting really complicated, should I put Arrgh effectively on the Mensynd side and include Cobalt on the Paracovenant side? IT won't look good for Paracovenant, of course. Pretty sure that's a separate war. Cobalt got fed up with Arrgh raids, started recruiting people for "pest control," then NAC got fed up with Arrgh raids and decided they were going to wipe out the pirates, too. All of this after Arrgh and Fark reached peace with Guardian, Mensa HQ, and the Seven Kingdoms, which effectively took Arrgh out of the "Great Mensa - Rose War." Unless there's something I'm missing here, Arrgh and PP decided that was a good time to just start raiding everyone. So again, Cobalt + NAC vs. Arrgh as a separate conflict. I can only imagine how Lord of Puns must feel when coming back to his thread. Haha, I used up my Likes daily quota catching up on Alliance Affairs, but I am totally coming back to like your post just for this super-accurate gif. Edited February 14, 2016 by AstraKatG 1 Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnl023 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Paracovenant United Purple Nations 134 / 814.88 / 102,506.24 (-5.4%) Viridian Entente 113 / 866.75 / 97,942.50 (-4.9%) Rose 78 / 1029.37 / 80,290.83 (-1.1%) Alpha 29 / 2,373.82 / 68,840.68 (+0.6%) Cornerstone 38 / 993.60 / 37,756.94 (-11.9%) North American Confederacy 27 / 719.84 / 19,435.77 (-7.6%) Vanguard 20 / 866.91 / 17,338.16 (-0.9%) Shuriken 37 / 274.86 / 10,169.83 (-5.3%) Total 476 / 901.85 / 429,280.95 (-10.6%) Total Soldiers 23,833,691 (-13.8%) / Total Tanks 1,292,083 (-11.6%) / Total Aircraft 116,638 (-10.9%) Is Cornerstone just naturally bad at wars or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Not at all. They're decent. Moreso than Rose, at least. 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 You keep dismissing people who don't see things your way by saying they're getting paid to troll... I really wish I'd see some of this money sometime. Why doesn't someone pay me just to say things greatkitteh doesn't want to hear?? Where's my dollar billz, yo? tbf, we did tell him that Pfluff pays us to post here... 1 Quote ☾☆ Warrior of Dio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Haha, I used up my Likes daily quota catching up on Alliance Affairs, but I am totally coming back to like your post just for this super-accurate gif. Kurdanak is the master of GIFs. 1 Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longbowe Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 If I definitively proved that Rose began militarizing before the Vanguard conflict, you post the following: "I apologize,I was wrong. Forgive me daddy". If I can't prove it in the next 48 hours, I send $5Million to your nation (or alliance) for military repairs. Sound like a deal? If you can definitively prove your original statement, reproduced below, in the next 48 hours then that sounds like a deal. 48 hours have elapsed~ I look forward to receiving your deposit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memph Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Is Cornerstone just naturally bad at wars or something? They entered the war with a lot of military when it was already a lost cause and our side was running low on targets. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karrde Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 They entered the war with a lot of military when it was already a lost cause and our side was running low on targets. So in short, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekaterina Kalmyk Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 tbf, we did tell him that Pfluff pays us to post here... Really?? LOL. Well at least some of his trolling makes sense to me now, thanks. I still want my cut, Pfluffy. Kurdanak is the master of GIFs. Well in that case, I bow to the master. 1 Quote Original Art Credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Puns Posted February 14, 2016 Author Share Posted February 14, 2016 I can only imagine how Lord of Puns must feel when coming back to his thread. RL took a heavy amount of my time last few days. Glad to see much shit was discussed and nothing really was gained out of this thread 1 Quote 22:26 +Kadin: too far man 22:26 +Kadin: too far 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: that's the point of incest Kadin 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: to go farther 22:27 Bet: or father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayayay Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Glad to see much shit was discussed and nothing really was gained out of this war FTFY 1 Quote Orbis Wars | CSI: UPN | B I G O O F | PW Expert Has Nerve To Tell You How To Run Your Own Goddamn Alliance | Occupy Wall Street | Sheepy Sings TheNG - My favorite part is when Steve suggests DEIC might have done something remotely successful, then gets massively shit on for proposing such a stupid idea. On 1/4/2016 at 6:37 PM, Sheepy said: This was !@#$ing gold. 10/10 possibly my favorite post on these forums yet. Sheepy said: I'm retarded, you win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longbowe Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Still waiting on that delivery, Syrup 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordRahl2 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Did he agree to it? Or did I miss the post he did? Quote -signature removed for rules violation- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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