TKP: DoW Against Rose

[William Mannax]

When I was but a lad of ten a sweet lass caught my eye,

But as a lad of eleven, I was still far too shy,

And by the time I reached age twelve, my loneliness made me cry,

And as the teardrops fell onto thirteen, a Rosy thorn got stuck in my eye,

But at fourteen I removed said thorn and decided that I’d try.

 

Two dozen Roses I gave to her, on one frozen winter’s day,

But when I gave the Roses to her, she had nothing to say,

Shocked with horror, the girl stared until I walked away,

Then I knew, I’d have revenge against the Roses someday.

 

I’m done with all of these fancy prudes,

By the grace of God Rose will send our King scanty nudes,

And when they send them over, they shall not be of dudes,

They should be of their mothers, to end our brawling feuds. 

 

 

 

 

Signatories:

King William Mannax

Lord Gavin, [Asgard Democratic Party]

Lord Solo Man, [Asgard Democratic Party]

Lord Li Long, [Asgard Democratic Party]

Lord Tiger, [Parliamentary Front Party]

MP ratbag, [Asgard Democratic Party]

MP Akratul Basznak [Parliamentary Front Party]

 

 

 

Note that this declaration of war was ordered by the Parliament in accordance with the passage of Motion for Act of Parliament 39 of which 6 Parliamentarians voted in affirmation and 4 abstained from voting. 

Edited February 4, 2016 by William Mannax

[Peter Quill]

10/10 best DoW.

o/ TKP

[Buorhann]

[Tim Armstrong]

To allies in honor and loyalty

 

o/ TKP

[Goomy]

o/ TKP

[Prefonteen]

o/ TKP. You come through for us once more.

[Sisyphus]

Welcome to the fight, glad to have you with us.

[Lord Frostsword]

have fun boys and girls 

[Placentica]

Sup TKP.

[TellUrGrlThx]

Welcome to the fight!

 

o/ TKP

[Valakias]

Welcome in boys

[Saruman]

I was the Thorn in your eye.

[Kurdanak]

Welcome to the fight, TKP!

[Pfeiffer]