Prefonteen Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) Crede quod habes, et habes The $yndicate is ecstatic to announce that religious sect 'Terminus Est' has bought into the philanthropic philosophy propagated by our organisation. Prosperity stands and falls with the willingness of multinational organisations to assist one another in the accumulation of profit and by extension, the stimulation of the macro-economic environment. It is with great pleasure that the $yndicate has decided that the $yndicate and all its affiliates will henceforth fall under the protection of Terminus Est Securities Inc. Any acts of vandalism against assets belonging to The $yndicate or any of its affiliates shall be considered a direct attack upon Terminus Est and met with appropriate countermeasures including but not limited to: legal action, military action, diplomatic persuasion and media exposure. The $yndicate shall also receive access to reading material detailing Terminus Est best practice operations and accounting methods in order to stimulate inter-alliance innovation. We at The $yndicate are confident that this unilateral agreement will help us follow through on fulfilling our mission statement: The Syndicate Mission Statement The only legitimate form of philanthropy is the continuous growth of one's business and wealth of one’s shareholders, and hence, the prosperity of one's market. This founding principle propels us forward in our conviction that the advancement of society relies on hierarchies that cannot be artificially altered by unfiscally sound policies such as ‘income redistribution’, ‘social justice’, and ‘sustainability’. Instead, we at the Syndicate Corporation believe in making the pie bigger for all, by striving to make it larger for ourselves. Through the ongoing acquisition and efficient utilization of resources, liquidity, and investments, we are proud to take a leading role in realizing a better world for mankind. /$/igned on behalf of The $yndicate Board of Directors - Tim Armstrong, Viper - Partisan, Snake Edited December 15, 2015 by Partisan 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 t$ is now a protectorate of TEST. Nice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Didn't you sssstep down you sneky snek? Regardless, o/ tS o/ TEst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Fifths Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Quote "In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto." - Bartholomew "Black Bart" Roberts Green Enforcement Agency will rise again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanek26 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Only TEst has the testicles to protect such a snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Armstrong Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) I guess I need to update my wardrobe now as the dress code is likely to change. Edited December 15, 2015 by Tim Armstrong 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 (edited) This reminds me of Rose's old protector, the Green Production Agency. It was a simpler time, indeed. Edited December 15, 2015 by Kurdanak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 o/ T$ o/ TEst New T$ slogan. "An Alliance worth breaking paperless for" 1 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shellhound Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Blood for the blood god, Sssssskulllssss for the sssskul throne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 o/ T$ o/ TEst New T$ slogan. "An Alliance worth breaking paperless for" You've said the p-word. Redundant argument incoming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefontaine Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 You've said the p-word. Redundant argument incoming. TEst has more paper than anyone else. Syndicate is merely letting them into their panties willingly now. No Cosbying required. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ungawa Jones Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Vandalism and hooliganism have no place in civilized society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguar Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Vandalism and hooliganism have no place in civilized society.Speak for yourself. Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 #22 alliance protects #5 alliance. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Only TEst has the testicles to protect such a snake. You mean TEsticles protecting a tSnake, INC. Edited December 16, 2015 by Erik Wolpaw Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I feel much safer now. The $yndihatchlings can slither in peace and safety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moreau Posted December 18, 2015 Share Posted December 18, 2015 O/ Quote Signed by Sultan Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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