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Havgle

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  1. Credit goes to @DaBigBawss! Everyone knows that propaganda is another great way to lower enemy morale!
  2. Sir Guilo was walking down an alley, when a hobo appeared in front of him. "Sir, mind your manners. Instead of snorting your disgusting cocaine and smoking your weed, you should instead be standing up straight. Be prim and proper like me, for I am a perfect example to all." Instead of begging for mercy as Guilo expected, the hobo just whistled, and multiple other hobos appeared. Guilo began to sweat, as more and more figures appeared out of the darkness. "Stand back! Do you know who I am? I am Sir Guilo the first, the most gentlemanly of them all." The hobos then started to chant, saying "Kill the pig! Cut its throat! Spill its blood!" Guilo's bowels started churning, his blood boiling. The chanting came louder and louder, and Guilo began to step back. Unfortunately, there was a banana peel behind him. Guilo slipped, and his bowels came down with him. Underpants browned, fancy suit in disarray, Guilo could only scream in fright as the people he had belittled beat down on him. TL;DR Atlantian Council, The Archangels, and The Reef declare war on Black Skies because Guilo is a pretentious POS and has no one to protect him. Signed, Havgle, of The Reef BSKsplick, of The Archangels PurpleElefante, of Atlantian Council WE DOGPILE THESEEEEEEEE
  3. Basically you're asking people to not be hypocrites. An admirable goal, but unrealistic. I do agree though, lots of bs being pulled by the other side.
  4. So you’re telling me I can call micros trash and then they’ll create a bloc and declare war on me? Nice.
  5. Vader just became the third wheel.
  6. Why not just perma war? It worked out so well last time...
  7. Tfw when Pantheon instantly and admirably sticks with their M-level allies, even when given multiple opportunities, their ally has failed them. Is it admirable or stupid? Probably both. .
  8. I only got thru 4 minutes so maybe I missed it lol
  9. tfw when Nokia starts a 22 minute video with "straight to the point"
  10. I think we all just forgot that Corpsman existed in the first place tbh.
  11. Have fun! This has turned into a full fledged micro war now.
  12. Mons. We've known each other for a while now, hand it over
  13. kids this is why you get an actual prot and not some micro bloc
  14. My favorite part is the little watermark on the bottom that says "font candy"
  15. When was leaving a sphere an act of aggression?
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