Sir Guilo was walking down an alley, when a hobo appeared in front of him. "Sir, mind your manners. Instead of snorting your disgusting cocaine and smoking your weed, you should instead be standing up straight. Be prim and proper like me, for I am a perfect example to all." Instead of begging for mercy as Guilo expected, the hobo just whistled, and multiple other hobos appeared. Guilo began to sweat, as more and more figures appeared out of the darkness. "Stand back! Do you know who I am? I am Sir Guilo the first, the most gentlemanly of them all." The hobos then started to chant, saying "Kill the pig! Cut its throat! Spill its blood!" Guilo's bowels started churning, his blood boiling. The chanting came louder and louder, and Guilo began to step back. Unfortunately, there was a banana peel behind him. Guilo slipped, and his bowels came down with him. Underpants browned, fancy suit in disarray, Guilo could only scream in fright as the people he had belittled beat down on him.
TL;DR Atlantian Council, The Archangels, and The Reef declare war on Black Skies because Guilo is a pretentious POS and has no one to protect him.
Signed,
Havgle, of The Reef
BSKsplick, of The Archangels
PurpleElefante, of Atlantian Council
WE DOGPILE THESEEEEEEEE