Obsidian Order Redux: The Onyx Order
Preamble:
On the 3rd of April, 2021, The Black Knights and The Knights Radiants signed a meme treaty two days after everyone else tried and failed to meme on the 1st of April, 2021. We don’t need April Fools to make our memes. We make memes any day of the year. Today, we once again prove how far we will go for the memes by making this treaty official or whatever.
Article 1: All Hail The Holy Legs
Article 2: Hoedowns and Peanut Butter
Article 3: Ayy Lmao
Article 4:
We have an MDP now and promise to share info and defend each other and do shit together blah blah blah… That promise to do stuff becomes optional if it’s for someone else. We can cancel it if we want in 72 hours.
Article 5: Why are you still reading this?
/s/ The Knights Radiant
Queen of the Heralds: Head Trojan
Second-in-Command: His Eminence
Herald of Foreign Affairs: Cottage Cheese Connoisseur
Herald of War: Allend You
Herald of Growth: Mutually ASchirmed Destruction
Herald of Internal Affairs: The GodFather Mk. 2.0
High Prince of Foreign Affairs: All Morf No Bite
/s/ Black Knights
Emperor: The Right Honorable Yosodog, Master Black Man of the Realm, Seducer of Women, Protector of the Unholy Lands, Secretary of State for Useless Titles, Purveyor of Sexual Favors, God Emperor of the African Alliance, Lord Admiral-General President of Zimbabwe, Printer of Currency, etc Viceroy: The Strump Archduke of Defense: Clown Archduke of Foreign Affairs: Supercheese Archduke of the Interior: Shadow Company Archduke of Economics: Brandon Donsberger