Changeup

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Hey Minesome, stop impersonating some random noob for shitposting.

has never heard of either of those alliances has never heard of this alliance wonders why such a good theme is wasted on such a bad alliance.

Nation Link: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=185285 Name(s) in question: Monroe D*ckweed as nation name Is the name(s) for leader, nation, or city? Nation In addition, this nation has made extremely vulgar war dec reasons. 12/27 05:46 pm - Monroe Dickweed declared war on Calondia for the reason of "Please fondle my bum". 12/27 05:43 pm - Monroe Dickweed declared war on Minerva for the reason of "This man has no d". 12/27 05:36 pm - Monroe Dickweed declared war on cote canadienne for the reason of "Please fondle my bum". 12/19 01:39 am - Monroe Dickweed declared war on Azok-zhubar for the reason of "Vaginas". 12/19 01:35 am - Monroe Dickweed declared war on Raider for the reason of "Vagina". 12/09 09:02 pm - Monroe Dickweed declared war on Dullard for the reason of "vaginas". 12/09 01:24 am - Monroe Dickweed declared war on SeaUrchin for the reason of "penis". There is more like that. Edit: He has been reported for this before; this behavior has continued even after the report.

Here's the message sent from AK's leader to the general membership. (courtesy of [redacted] who leaked it to me about a week ago.)

Enjoy your new home and good luck.

Good evening and welcome to Hardball World N-AHHH!!! TO THE BUNKER!!! (alarms sound) (transmission stops) Sorry about that folks. A rioter somehow managed to break into the secure undisclosed location this is being broadcast from. Now you may be thinking "Rioters? In Hardball?" Let me explain. -In the TKR-GOONS baseball tournament, the Hardball Hardballers were swept in humiliating fashion, losing 4 straight games to the Gay Space Union of Birdonia. Immediately following the game, millions of furious citizens took to the streets, setting fires, breaking windows, and burning life-size models of the players. Three players have mysteriously disappeared since the riots began, and the rest of the team has gone into hiding. Martial law has been declared and soldiers are desperately trying to calm the frenzied masses. -King Changeup admits that Gay Space Unions are by far superior to any other form of government, and it was reflected in Birdonia's performance against Hardball. -Hardball has pledged to stop the use of fossil fuels for energy. All energy will come from renewable sources such as old baseballs, solar, and wind. -Despite all the unrest and emergencies in the past few in-game years, work on the two previously announced infrastructure projects has continued. Hardball Airways has received the first of it's new Radiant 350 jets for testing, and we plan to implement the software for the new Air Traffic system in the next few months. The first of 3 planned subway lines in Shortstop has opened. -High Council of Hardball elections are being planned for Spring of 2020 (Earth time). So far all but one council members are running for re-election and 3 hopefuls have already declared their intent to run. (Hardball is a monarchy with an elected high council that advises King Changeup on national issues) Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! ~~King Changeup 12/20/19

Player of the Year: Prefonteen/Partisan Most Influential Player: Aragorn/Leo Best Alliance Leader: Nizam Adrienne Best non-lead government member: Blink Most Controversial Player: Roquentin Best Avatar: Changeup (my discord/slack one) Best Fighter: Theomer Best IC Poster: Cathy Best OOC Poster: Nicest Player: Yui/Purplemoon. Honorable Mentions: Menhera, MCM, ChloeJessica, Perrydotto, Fraggle Best Baseball Team: Hardball Hardballers Most Likely to Succeed in 2020: Changeup Best New Addition to the Community: Changeup Best Community Contributor: Alyster Most Likely to Become a Real Politician: Partisan/Prefonteen

Best Discord Server: Politics and War, main Best Gaming Crew: idk Best Forum Topic (please link): Best Forum Reply (please link): too much work Best Wall of Text (please link): Funniest Event: Alex removing keno Biggest Military Blunder: T$ & co's entry into the war Best Treaty Announcement: Best DoW: Biggest Meme: Coalition B not being a hegemony Best Propaganda Post (please link): Best Moderator: Chief Wiggum Worst Alliance Leader: Noctis

Alliance of the Year: The Knights Radiant Most Powerful Alliance in 2019: New Pacific Order Best Fighters: The Knights Radiant Best Themed Flag for a Holiday in 2019: The Knights Radiant Most Active Alliance: GOONS Best Government Line-Up: The Commonwealth Best Rookie Alliance: GOONS Most Honorable: The Knights Radiant Most Likely to Succeed in 2020: Soup Kitchen Best Forums: The Knights Radiant Best Discord: Soup Kitchen Best Alliance Page: idk Most Controversial Alliance: Guinea Pig Whaling Corp Best Alliance for New Players: The Knights Radiant Best Economic System: idk Most Missed Alliance from 2019: idk Best Re-brand: idk Scariest Alliance: Guinea Pig Whaling Corp Best Alliance Ad: GOONS

Nation: https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=187200 Violations: Nation name is gaybutt (borderline offense imo) and leader name is Queen bithc which obviously is an intentional mispelling of "!@#$"

@Noctis Anarch Caelum Do you understand that you are the leader of a 3-member micro that's currently getting curbstomped? Know your place before you make proclamations like the ones you have made in this thread or try to influence alliances to do your bidding.

@Chief Wiggum @Robot Santa Would one of you mind moving this to General Discussion? This is not related to the politics of Orbis and thus does not belong in this subforum.

Alex, do you now understand why we need the downvote button?

Honestly, this isn't a bad idea. It gives people some time to regroup and yes, either end the war or make it even again.

Alright, @everyone. We're officially doing a Christmas Ceasefire.

@Alex I'm getting load times upwards of a minute, either that or Error 524.

I would downvote...but I have to upvote! AHHHHH

As I said: No Downvotes = More Low Quality/Troll Posts because people can only get upvoted.

@Thalmor Make the voter options public. I wanna see the special snowflakes who support this change no downvotes = more low quality/troll posts made

@GOONS who complained?

Leo the Great10/2/2019, 9:59:43 AMSe need to make as many of their members quit as possible ### Keshav10/16/2019, 8:28:48 AM lol @Leo the Great TKR has 15 purple diamonds on their AA Keshav10/16/2019, 8:29:11 AM actually no 18 purple diamonds Sphinx10/16/2019, 8:45:59 AM Not good enough, lets get those numbers up. Keshav10/16/2019, 8:46:26 AM yea Keshav10/16/2019, 8:46:33 AM I'd like about 35-40 in purple diamond soon ### Mhm.

I'm pretty clueless with Roman Numerals. They came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9 (on Dec. 20) with a couple spinoffs in between. You watch them in the normal order, though.

https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLvNJbPjQYr7FIr0ao7V Enjoy. I did take some creative liberties (the link doesn't work in the status update)