Achievement Name: Arrgh!
Achievement Description: "It's a pirate's life for me!"
How to unlock: Have 50 successful raids in your entire lifetime.
Achievement Name: *bleep*
Achievement Description: "Someone's been naughty, eh?"
How to unlock: Get a warning in-game
Achievement Name: Farmin'
Achievement Description: "Put 'er right there, old timer. Still waterin' my crops."
How to unlock: Produce more than 500,000 tons of food in your entire lifetime
Achievement Name: Irradiated
Achievement Description: "Sheesh, they really had to, didn't they?"
How to unlock: Get hit by a nuclear bomb
Achievement Name: Desperado
Achievement Description: "Yer a dead man walkin'."
How to unlock: Get a bounty amounting to 1,000,000+
Achievement Name: Historical-ity?
Achievement Description: "Ah, an official nation at last..."
How to unlock: Fill up your factbook.
Achievement Name: Have Mercy!
Achievement Description: "Pick on someone your own size!"
How to unlock: Declare war on someone with a score -25% less than yours.