Albert I of Belgium

Welcome to the game, my friend! The most important part about finding an alliance is finding people who you really click with. The game may look like an intimidating online sim with nothing but war and plunder but in the end it's all about having fun, making friends and being part of a great community! That aside, i would love to invite you to check out Guardians of the Galaxy, perhaps you'll find it to your liking ?! Welcome again and good hunting!

Hmmmmm Dubious legitimacy, well done nonetheless

Congratulations on achieving peace once more! You lads have fought well, kudos to all of you and a good rebuild!

GW15 isn't a thing. This is an escalation of GW14. WW3 didn't start when Germany invaded the Soviet Union, it was merged with WW2. So this escalation of war is merged with the Dial-up War (GW14)

I've never heard of you, kind Gentlemen, but welcome to the brawl! Now prepare for endless suffering as i shave of your mustaches and turn you into little baby men! All in good fun of course, now have at thee!

Happy Holidays to everyone May each and every one of you have a delightful Christmas and a beautiful if not stunning beginning of the new Decade!

I bid our new allies a congratulatory tip of the hat! Good hunting!

Thank you Rose! Very cool!

A bold move indeed. I wish KT the best of luck in their paper shortage, if necessary i know a good dealer to get you going again. As for the proposal for peace talks, that seems fair to me. But for as long as the war is still going, happy hunting and godspeed.

Good luck lads, happy hunting

Noble intentions. Valid CB when they don't repay?

Happy birthday Rose! Here's hoping for another 5 years to go

I wish you the best of luck in your valiant struggle against the tyrannical regime of China and i will do everything i can as a European citizen to aid your cause. Regardless of specific politics, a struggle for freedom and democracy is an honourable struggle. "One single vision fills all minds: that of our independence endangered. One single duty imposes itself upon our wills: the duty of stubborn resistance... I have faith in our destinies; a country which is defending itself conquers the respect of all; such a country does not perish!" -Addres by King Albert to Belgian Parliament facing imminent invasion, 4 August 1914

Welcome to the game, my friend. Enjoy your time here

I'm glad this war is finally showing signs of ending. While it was fun for a while, when the status quo came it was just getting old. Besides, a global war isn't the best way to welcome new players, i feel that it might've scared quite a few people away which is an unfortunate thing to think about. Let's hope we get an actual peace and the coalitions split up instead of having a WWI-esque 20 year ceasefire.

Excuse me, i must've missed that

Announcement from the King of Big Boy Belgium Hi guys, so I've been lurking since May and it's time to reveal to Orbis just how high my testosterone level is. I have the power to simultaneously do manly squats and fend off a midget bodybuilder. What have you got? Anyways I've blatantly asserted superior masculinity therefore mission complete. Thanks for reading Albert out

She's lurking in the shadows ready to nukes literally everyone

Message from the Kingdom of Belgium Hey hey hey guys, it's your favourite monarch King 'Big Dick' Albert I of Belgium here. <<Disclaimer: King Albert I of Belgium is not responsible for any failed marriages as a result of him not being your favourite monarch>> So today marks the first instance of the Ministry of Cool Affairs' reports, these are made public so that other leaders can read this and weep in their own mediocrity. First order of business was a bunch of cool alien-dudes calling themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy came knocking at my palace one day begging me to lend my military might to their cause, when i asked them what they could offer me they all looked at eachother and in unison shrugged. My minister of foreign affairs told me that joining those brigands would be a bad PR move and would lead the nation into inevitable global conflict, i promptly fired him because what does he know about complex foreign affairs. Then i had him hung because he forgot to return the Hannah Montana boxset i lent him, he said he'd give it back but i call bullshit. Second order of business is that apparantly the nation got led into a global conflict, so i sent the Royal Air Boys to bomb some blokes calling themselves the Black Knights because that's what uncle Leo would've wanted. Third order of business is that my minister of war just informed me that BK is on our side of the conflict, so i had him executed for so carelessly wasting our time and money on the wrong dudes, seriously, what does he know about warfare anyways? After that i sent the RAB to a bunch of foreigners that like sniffing roses or something????? Fourth and final order of business is my brand new single called "B1G 4L OF B3" is hitting the market next thursday, a word of warning though; my court physician has concluded that side effects of listening include but are not limited to: penile extension, testosterone production increase, a manly as all hell beard, and wealth. So listen at your own discretion Albert out Peace