Yzard

What are you saying? It aged like only the finest of milk

Congrats on the new bloc, Big(gus) D(ickus)!

Now that you're in oasis there's some important rules you need to follow. 1. Send me $1B every day, 2. Rule 1. is the most important rule and 3. Always follow the rules

Are you sighkick?

Welcome to Orbis! And ooh birdie!

Glad you acknowledge our superiority 😤

Happy birthday M9! 🥳

Happy birthday! 🥳 A present from me to you: Amarr Empire > Galente Federation

It's been 3 years since Aurora started and now we're panicking. Mr Kan gave us a mission, find 1 new planet to colonise per year. We tried everything to find a suitable planet. We looked around with our eyes, tried to scream really loud like bats, played hard to get, and even left it till the last minute because I perform best under pressure. None of it worked. So we kinda just did eenie, meenie, miney, moe... Long story short we now have a 3rd planet and now we're off partying there while leaving our other planets COMPLETELY UNGUARDED. So while we're busy getting drunk off our a$$es do not RAID us. Because WE WON'T BE ABLE TO COUNTER. Please give us some birthday presents (our bank is looking kinda empty ever since my wife divorced me) Tldr: It's our 3rd anniversary and I annoyed our leadership into letting me make a forum post

Disband. I'm having words with Aurora leadership about dropping the prot treaty with you

Me to the players who's nation is based on india and nigeria: RUN!!! Hide your princes and call centres or they'll come for you next!

When 2 alliances are married to each other and one of them goes cheats with another alliance

Marco Polo, leader of the None Alliance

You're telling me that members aren't just cattle to be milked money and res?! Impossible! Next thing you know, you'll start telling me that people don't have to give me peace even if I say please.

Pretty sure it isn't poaching unless the alliance is actually formed. If speedy was asking people to join the alliance before it was even made then he was asking for founders and I see nothing wrong with that. It's not like new alliances with more than 1 member just magically happen to get the extra members after they've just left their old alliance. Asking people to join before officially forming your alliance is nothing new and it isn't poaching. Poaching is asking members of another alliance to join your existing alliance, not asking them to be founders. If he poached after he already made the alliance then fair enough. Otherwise your CB isn't quite valid.

Who is grace and why does everyone have her?

I completely agree with you

Why does KT think we care whether or not they're in the NAP? It's not like they followed it when they were part of it anyway. This changes nothing. It's like saying you're breaking up with someone after you already got dumped. Making a DoW 2 days after the conflict started? Congrats. That puts you just one level below compass in terms of pointless alliance affairs posts.

You just sound upset that TI and TFP have allies willing to jump in to help them out

Yeah, it's a blanket NAP. So nobody who fought in the last GW should be fighting anyone else who fought in the GW. It's not about the spheres but the alliances themselves.

Thanks for the effort!

Welcome to Orbis!

Some people clearly have more money than they know what to do with... Mind donating a few hundred mil to a poor blue alien?

This is a rubbish DoE. You don't even tell us the name of the alliance. 11/10 won't read again. I want to speak to your manager! Congrats on the new alliance!

Well... It's kinda cheating to point out we cared about your war when our protectorate was one of the combatants in the war... Congrats to both TGUR and Compass on the new treaty!