Yzard

So this is why you invited me out for a drink... Too bad you got the wrong secret leader. Our real secret leader is *bang!* *Gurgling noises*

So when people say "he/she's for the streets" they mean they just end up applying to join you? Congrats on existing! 🥳 Btw we'll declare war on you if your offshore or training alliance isn't called The Hood

Top part got cut off but Kan says "someone wants to join the embassy" and I say "open the gate"

... Did you just hijack my post? I APPROVE

You're next. Make sure you don't lie about how your day has been

Forums been too quiet recently

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Awrawra walked up to the Man Singh stand and he sez to the Man (Singh) running the stand 🎶bum bum bum🎶 "How was your day?" The Man (singh) said "ok?" ~~The duck~~ Awrawra sed "Okay" And they flew away 🎶bum bum bum🎶 Till the very next day 🎶bum bum bum🎶 Awrawra walked up to the Man Singh stand and he sez to the Man (Singh) running the stand 🎶bum bum bum🎶 "How was your day?" The Man (singh) said "My day has been good" Awrawra sad "You LIE!!! You said it was ok yesterday. How can it be good now?!" So Awrawra sed "We declare war on TKR for lying and hirting my feelings" Signed by: King Benfro of Awrawra Queen Kan of TNR Tldr: Aurora declares a meme war TKR because Man Singh (TKR FA) lied about how his day was

Congratulations!

Congratulations! I can't wait to have peace negotiations with you because some idiot raided the other and counters got countered 🥳

Hmm... Sounds like OCD? Congrats on the merge!

Congrats on the treaty!

Nobody cares about these micro conflicts 🙄

Who?

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Do you are have dumb? I don't think you understand where alliances get their money. Alex isn't just giving out $x to each alliance. They get the money from taxing their members.

Scooby snaccs where? Looking forward to our new partnership with tCW, Fark and & as well as our continued partnership with Cam and Weebs

Hey! We're not THAT bad... Okay yeah we are... Well... You didn't send us M level ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I already leaked on RON that we're going to form our own sphere with all the top 50-100 alliances. Don't tell anyone though 😉

We have commitment issues 😕

[at Oasis HQ] Kan, LT, Harry, Hansarius and Arthur squabble over whether they should rebrand Oasis as Honk now that a certain sphere famous for being named after a waterfowl has split up. Suddenly Arthur slams the table and walks out without saying a word. The others go over to the window only to see him ride off into the sunset on his horse limo. The others look at each other with shock. Kan's first thought is "we can do that?" Kan silently walks into the corner of the room, with his back facing the others and whips out his trusty ol' PiPhone and texts Toxic Pepper. [Somewhere in space] TP phone starts buzzing. Everyone else turns to look at his buzzing crotch. "Uhhhh... I... I just have really deep pockets..." TP says. He turns around and whips out his... Phone... And reads the messages from Kan "Mom come pick me up I'm scared". TP puts his 'phone' away and goes to wash his hands. Upon coming back he screams "WE'RE GOING TO COUP!" The heads of all the departments stare at him in return. An awkward silence fills the room. TP coughs and scratches his head "okay, we'll go pick Kan up." Everyone bursts into action. George Putin enters the coordinates, R E A L starts taxing everyone 110/-30, Cholan presses the on button, Yzard starts blaring Running in the 90s across the ship and TP goes to take a nap. [Oasis HQ (again)] A space ship crashes outside. Kan sees the Aurora logo on the side and cheers. He grabs his chair and throws it at the window only for the chair to bounce off the reinforced glass. He gives an awkward laugh and runs outside. Just before entering the ship he gives Oasis one last moon. Unfortunately he was facing the wrong way and mooned Aurora instead... Upon walking inside he gives TP a slap for mooning the alliance and starts barking orders. The ship's doors close and it takes off into the sunrise. Tldr: Aurora has given it's 72 (now 62) hours notice for leaving Oasis. THEY didn't kick US out. WE left THEM. As for the story itself?

Been a pleasure working with you guys (kinda sad I didn't get a seat at the triangle table though). Good luck wherever you end up!

Congrats on the peace!

When's part 2 adressing T$ and TKR coming out?