Bill the Moose

Noctis.....buddy......you've always been nice to me. But dude, you are dumb ass frick. And Rebekah is dumb as frick for supporting this. No offense Rebekah. I love you dearie!! Also maybe next time TO should give their good ol buddy and ally BILL THE fricking MOOSE a heads up that they are going to war. Thanks and goodnight

exactly, no one in the Farksphere really exists. We are just figments of your imagination. This message doesn't exist either

All Hail Moose and All Hail Nova Riata. God Save the Overking!

TDU isn't a stable alliance. Yet. I plan on helping them make the alliance stable. My inital goal was getting TDU back for Jack and the rest of the good people in the alliance. Now my goal is to make it better and make it successful

i care. everyone needs a stable alliance that can help them along in the game.

I am the best moose ever. All hail moose.

Lol, that's what these are here for. I aim to make people laugh with my forum posts.

Hello again! It's your friendly neighborhood Italian Moose again. A couple of days ago, we formally declared war against Jolt66 and TDU in order to take back TDU and restore Jack Rackham to power. We are happy to announce that tonight, Jolt relinquished control of TDU to Jack's friend, Simmons, and surrendered to Legions of Venice. After TDU was in Simmon's hands, Legions of Venice accepted the surrender and plans to peace all wars. Legions of Venice has also signed a protectorate treaty with Simmons. Here is a victory poem: Violets are blue Blood is red We took back TDU Just like we said

i declare peace with myself

We are a relevant alliance. Your alliance has two treaties and no one has heard of you. We have treaties with The Originals, Deathly Hallows, Fark, and Pantheon. We have also been in the news multiple times. As a former news server owner and reporter, I can confidently say I've never seen your alliance in the news. So kindly take your not interested ass off my thread and find something to entertain yourself with. Like a fidget spinner or a rock. Something that doesn't require much IQ

I would really love it if Legions of Venice wasn't a micro anymore? We are on our way to #50. Just need more members and more cash to make it happen

it's for the memes. Crap, do you people have to complain about everything? It's all in fun people. Also kinda funny that someone in a micro that is 1/4 the size of my alliance is complaining about micro's

gotta get the memes going dude. we will roll all the dead alliances. All hail Moose

you beiged my target in the Great Sock War. go away

Get at em. Get the monies and get the glory

Good luck to you dude and good luck to everyone that got out of TDU after Jolt took over. We wish you the best. I respect y'all for starting your own alliance and trying. Not many people understand the difficulties of running an alliance.

thanks dude! We'll whack them into the dirt

Hey, it's ok, it's ok, You're welcome. Now go and roll those guys

Hello Friends! This is your friendly neighborhood Italian Moose. We've all heard about Jack Rackham being couped by Jolt66. The wonderful guys (yes, including me. I'm very humble) of Legions of Venice offered to step in and help Jack take The Dixie Union back by force. Unfortunately, that failed. Jack has announced his intention is on Discord about starting a new alliance and letting the old TDU go. This folks, is where we get to the fun part. Jack Rackham (former leader of TDU) and Minesome MC (former protector of TDU) have both given Legions of Venice permission to roll the remaining members of TDU. So the Italians gangsters and knights of Legions of Venice will be attacking and rolling any remaining members of TDU. We will peace out when they surrender. We give them the options of disbanding or joining us. Below a poem for our opponents: Roses are red Violets are blue Orbis will be better off Without TDU Thank you for your time. All Hail Moose

I really like this one. But i'd like to add another second stage to this achievement Achievement Name: Nuke Master Achievement Description (how to unlock): Destroying more than 50mil worth of Infrastructure in 1 city Achievement Name: Mutually Assured Destruction Achievement Description (how to unlock): Drop a nuke on a nation that has nuked you in the same war

Yes, I was offered high gov in another alliance

The difference between this and what Nova Riata said is that BK isn't winning. BK hasn't almost completely killed the enemy lol

Come join a brotherhood of warriors. Raid and plunder as we fight our way to the top 10 What we ask for: We ask for activity, loyalty, and friendliness What we offer: 1. Our expertise 2. A fun community to grow and learn in 3. Grants for up to city 10 when we reach 40 members 4. The loyalty of an alliance based on familiarity and respect Come join our brotherhood, Come join the Screamin Eagles Alliance link: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=5577 Discord link: https://discord.gg/uFv8mga

Let us all stand and applaud Uriah for his bravery. *claps* It was an honor serving with you, sir!

This is gonna be interesting