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[An Apology and Leak]

What's the Over/Under on Clark's sister being the next one to apologize?

[[PEACE] "We were never at war..."]

Remember when we could at least get 2 pages of "Good fight and good rebuild" posts before a surrender post turned into a shit show? 

 

[[DoW] Here we go again]

9 minutes ago, Azazel said:

 

Not going to lie to you, If you haven't seen this movie, It is straight up amazing to watch. High or sober. Movie is Bahubali 1 or 2.

[Guns and Rose Propaganda Thread]

[Spy Op, eh? [meme]]

12 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

Im just curious who did the first attack. Was it you @Pasky Darkfire?

What? Are you actually in my spy range? I don't actually do spy ops outside of wars. But if you do find any credible evidence any of ours did it, let me know. I'd have to be the one to reprimand them.

[Alliances as Songs]

1 minute ago, MinesomeMC said:

You missed my shitpost about being mad at a shitpost. You’re just not high level like me.

Shit - Ception.

[Alliances as Songs]

1 minute ago, MinesomeMC said:

Yes I am, now let me prepare an unnecessary wall of text that nobody is going to read to explain why. 

Naw friend. I'll let you be mad. Because you don't write walls of text about being mad.

For a shit poster, you seem bad at spotting shit posts.
 

5 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

The funny thing is I left and played Halo for a bit, came back, fixed your major malfunction and you are still whining. And have been. This whole time. Idk man.

Better than your bad jokes. Sure. Whining, naw. Just telling you your jokes are bad still.

[Alliances as Songs]

1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

Problem solved, now they can go about their business and let everyone else enjoy it

 

[Alliances as Songs]

6 minutes ago, MinesomeMC said:

Pasky it’s not that deep, are you really gonna cry over a joke. 

Minesome, It's not that deep, are you really gonna get pressed about me calling their joke bad, too?

[Alliances as Songs]

1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

And yet you are still talking smh.
I meant the image he posted, in which I am a corn. I don't care if he agrees with you or me, that shit made me smile.

Like I said, I'm not going away. The easiest way for this to end, is for you to stop talking. But you wont. and I know you wont. because you're pressed.

3 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

You aren't even making fun of it. You are just being a prick who can't handle being called a communist, even when you are not only not being called communist but it is part of a joke that everyone else other than you has accepted. I could understand if Strickland got upset, and if they pressed it I'd remove them. But they aren't. 

The entire time I've been here, I've been saying I've been, was, and am making fun of it. You just kept ignoring that part because you're upset that I said anything about it. You just want to keep screaming "Commie mad, Baka!" into the void in the hopes that it will somehow upset me, when it makes me smile.

I told you to put more effort in and you turned around and got mad about it so much that you keep posting to me. Stop being mad. Get better material. Maybe expand the horizons a bit. idk. Just be less upsetti.

So it is a joke? Sheesh, you can't make up your mind one way or the other on this. Pick a position and stick with it is it "A joke" or "Not a joke, what I actually think about everyone"? it's pretty easy to keep this story straight.

7 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

Who are you to say that I need to put some effort in when you didn't spend days going over the history of 60 alliances? I've had arguments before, and I feel like you just aren't making par.

I know more history about PnW than you could ascertain by reading the wiki. But you said this wasn't an argument, so therefor, should be not making par because it's not an argument. You are extremely inconsistent. Is it because you're still mad I called your joke bad? I mean, You obviously learned nothing during your "Days of going over the history of 60 alliances."

 

10 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

You missed the point. It can be both you dunce. It's a joke of what the respective alliance would be as a song. I joked that they have a texan flag and so they are x because they don't have horns. With ASM, you have a lot of red all over everything you do and you aren't dead so you must be communist. 

I have no fricking clue how this is so hard to understand.

Yes you did "Days of history research on all the top alliances" and that's the best you can come up with? Still a bad joke. 2/10. Your effort is not only lacking, but you seem to just want to pick the lowest hanging fruit because your jokes are bad and there was nothing more creative to use according to you.

My sentence is 3000 days with no anime. *Cracks Gavel* Be better.
 

[Alliances as Songs]

5 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

My list is quite exclusive.

And, as far as I can see, a corncob is someone who is losing an online argument yet insists they are winning. This isn't an argument, and if it was you're currently at disadvantage.

I am not "hot and bothered" because you thought one of my jokes was bad. Im a bit pissed that you thought it was such an issue that you needed to point it out, then do what could be argued was a "personal attack". The fact of the matter is you are the only person complaining, out of all of the top 50 alliances +10 extras, who thought there was any issue at all. The jokes aren't supposed to be great. They aren't even jokes, exactly. "Alliances as Songs" and to me ASM is very much the Soviet Anthem, and a lot of credit can go to you for that. If you have an issue with how people look at you then maybe you should join an alliance that isn't based around ideology, and you'd get a better song. Or, better yet, shut up and leave if you have an issue. Or at least make a funny joke like Durm did. Put some effort in. Please.

You're so mad when I'm just telling you get better jokes. It's really like you don't get the irony in getting so bent out of shape for me making fun of your shit joke and then trying to point the finger at me.

Durm called you a corncob, because he agrees with me btw, which I have been doing, but it's only funny because he did it? That's pretty contradictory don't you think? and once again. I pointed out your bad joke, you got all uppity and defensive and so mad, then you say they aren't jokes or that they aren't even supposed to be great.

And once again, there is a difference between "Making fun of your bad joke and lack of creativity" and "Complaining about the song." It's very sad that you don't get that.

Still stealing my material. "Put some effort in" is what I've been telling you this whole time. Talk about running into the point and still missing it. lol.
 

8 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

They aren't even jokes, exactly. "Alliances as Songs" and to me ASM is very much the Soviet Anthem

This conflicts directly with your earlier statement. So you do actually think Strickland Propane is a bunch of whatever you called them? Which is it. A joke or not.

Also, be happy. Your little tantrum is helping put this in the "Popular post" section. Our little back and forth will probably get you more viewers.

 

[Alliances as Songs]

Just now, Aqua-Corpsman said:

You better have butter on me or Im gonna be pissed.

No butter. Only Salt.

[Alliances as Songs]

2 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

Going for personal attacks....thats no more a personal attack than calling me a corncob, which I don't think you know the definition of. And no, I'm not. But, if you read the Players as Songs, I make it abundently clear that getting upset over any of this makes you the biggest joke of them all. 
I love the "personal attacks" bit after I called you a clown. That's so typical of you. Kinda cute. Now stop hijacking my thread or it's gonna get locked, and the people who actually enjoyed it will be sad.

Note: Because you are going to pick apart my words, as you do, hijack is appropriate because this isn't anything that is up for debate or should be fought over. It's a post you read, giggle, maybe post a witty joke, and move on with your day. I am astonished to how hard that is for you.

And seeing this behavior, I am certain I picked the right song for ASM. Have a nice rest of your day, and you'll be getting a rent bill soon enough.

Naw. I like it here. And I don't pay rent. But glad to know I may soon become #3 on your little list.

I don't think you understand what corncob means, because it is very apparent you don't.

And now you're using my jokes. Sheesh. Do I have to put a TM on my posts now? I mean, I could give you pointers on how to actually be funny when dealing with leftists, but you'd much rather be bad at making jokes about it. I enjoyed many of them, because, like I said, there are some good songs on that list. Buffed up part of my playlist. But You got all hot and bothered because I called one of your jokes bad and out dated. You got so upsetti over me calling your joke bad. Then you steal my jokes. Then you try and take the non-existent high ground. I think the biggest joke here is your response to a simple jab at your shit joke.

[Alliances as Songs]

Just now, Aqua-Corpsman said:

Imagine caring that much about a joke, bad or not. Dated or not. You obviously cared enough to complain, making you look like a clown.

LoL. Still being uber defensive and now going for personal attacks when all I said was your joke is bad and dated. "Cared enough to complain" and "Woke up today, chose violence, and decided your shit joke was a shit joke and should be made fun of because it's unoriginal and bad" are two very different things. You're acting like I kicked your favorite waifu pillow off a cliff for pointing out your joke is bad and it lacked creativity.

 

2 minutes ago, durmij said:

We're hitting levels of corncob that shouldn't even be possible

And yet. Here we are Durm. Here we are in a field and my only crop this season is Corn.

[Alliances as Songs]

1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

Clicked send by accident smh.
And I think you are mistaken, the joke here is your inability to take one. Or hell, not come here. You didn't have to read it. Everyone already knows you hate me, so if you have such a distaste why would you come into this thread? Then complain about a song that I ascribed to your alliance.
Thats like BK complaining because they aren't frogs on unicycles, or UPN because they totally aren't 7 years old.

These Preschool comebacks just hurt my heart for you. Bless your heart. Your jokes are bad "My jokes aren't bad, you just cant take one! Baka!" No, they're just bad and dated. I expect more when I come here.

I "hate you?" Naw. I feel sorry for you mostly. I barely hate anyone, unlike you (Who apparently hates a whole two people. Sheesh) Imagine getting told your joke is bad and being this defensive instead of being like "yeah, It's old. Maybe I should get some new material."

[Alliances as Songs]

2 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

CotL is the corn, clearly you haven't actually looked through the post. 

Not all of it. That's a lot of music, and some of these are real slappers. I'm using many of them as background tracks while I tell you your jokes are unoriginal and dated.

[Alliances as Songs]

Just now, Aqua-Corpsman said:

Obviously you can't tell that was a bloody joke. And I brought them into this to show you that you are the only person complaining making you the butt of the joke. 

And indeed they are, @Hime-sama has a bill en route.

"Obviously it was a joke!" They scream continuously as they slowly morph into a corncob.

LoL. The only joke here is your ability to make one. I'm just disappointed in you. Hoping for something more only to once again be let down by the SSDD.

[Alliances as Songs]

1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

If that was true then CC and TKR would be praising mao and castro respectively.

And, if you insist that you are "union" themed, it's called the Soviet Union. Notice USN got a similar treatment. Smh.

Obviously you don't know what a workers' union is if you cant tell the difference between the two. But again. Can't expect much in terms of actual jokes and jabs when someone is so basic they put milk to shame.

Why are you bringing TKR and CC into this? I hope they're paying rent to live in your head.

[Alliances as Songs]

10 minutes ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

Lmao. You find songs for 60 alliances, knowing full well that there are people like you who will get upset if they get a song that offends them. 
If anything shows lack of creativity it's a communist alliance XD

lmao. Your "Everything left of me is communist" is so basic it hurts. Make no mistake, I'm not offended, just disappointed in your lack of creativity in the idea that "Haha commie, so soviet." It's so... sad that you can't come up with a better joke. It makes me sad for you. Plus, we're Union Themed, not communist themed. Once again, different things.

[Alliances as Songs]

1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

And I don't think Strickland Propane are a bunch of queers, but hey they aren't complaining >.>

Just shows your lack of creativity, tbh.

[Alliances as Songs]

1 minute ago, Aqua-Corpsman said:

Bro it could be worse.

We're not tankies, Still 2/10. At least that one would have been minutely more entertaining.

[Alliances as Songs]

ASM is union themed and the best you could come up with is the Soviet National Anthem?

Not Dolly Parton - 9 to 5, Not Phil Oches, Not Pete Seager, Not even Woody Gunthrie? There are so many more I am forgetting, but still.

Terrible. 2/10.

[The Title says it all]