[Guardians of The Galaxy, Willfully and Knowingly Harboring Debtors.]

I'll just take a list of your bankers for me to make direct withdrawals from every 6 hours. Do I reach you at the same place for pointless screenshot proof where that doesn't show him saying he owes you money or do I just leave it at the number above?

[Our Time Has Come]

 

[GoG Declaration of War on The Isle]

6 minutes ago, evilpiggyfoofoo said:

Yall r breaking my heart cri Q_Q
Don't fight a civil war while I am in VM I need to choose who to backstab and all that fun stuff ?
GL HF
Seeker gets a nuke on Christmas 

P.S. Max u should stop being mad, stfu, and have fun

Being mad? He's just making sure nothing gets past him.

 

[GoG Declaration of War on The Isle]

10 minutes ago, Mad Max said:

Someone should read a PW history book.

Nothing wild, no insinuations, probably only idiotic to you bc you don't know the hx of Ashland and is Ashy politics.

SO what you're saying is, we lost infra in this war?

What the frick

Yeah it's the damnedest thing, normally people lose respect but I guess since you guys didn't have any they just went for the next best thing. But hey at least you can buy THAT back.

[GoG Declaration of War on The Isle]

2 minutes ago, Mad Max said:

Basically all I'm getting out of this - horribly placed DoW on a Micro - is:

• Y'all like fortnite - a lot. #virgins
• You reference things that happened years in the past - including using my old name, which most people already know I was the speaker. lmao - I guess you really mined for that salt. 
• Y'all like to puff your chest for hitting micros...who have already been hit and act like its some insane victory. You're literally a 21 year old kicking a 5 year old in the chest and saying you won.
• Lastly, as per usual - your PR game is weak AF - you look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob and its honestly hilarious.

Picture below: The Island member in the GoG Storm.

 

What a gentleman and a scholar. 

Oh mer gerd I got an honorable mention. Jokes aside and serious notes being played on my saxophone what's wrong with kicking a 5 year old? I mean if they have it coming they have it coming, age is only a number just like the number of infra a certain alliance has that sharply dropped despite already being beat.

[GoG Declaration of War on The Isle]

35 minutes ago, Mad Max said:

I love that Ashland & Seeker continue to be personal - y'all must have been hurt in the past. 

I also love the DoW - extremely  "ill conceived" like most of your previous foreign affairs/political work Ashland (and seeker). Regardless of your decision to hit us on the Island was planned out, processed, or even discussed with your allies...really doesn't matter. What does stand to be true is the fact that you hit us - after Arrgh and Oblivion did a bang up job on our nations. So, get that bread, eat that cake - you will still be the stepsister IQ alliance that runs in after damage has been dealt to claim your scooby snack.

Us here on the Island have plenty of margaritas and chicken strips to last us through the war and we are having an awesome time - too many pros to get salty about the cons. It is great to have players who never experienced war actually experience and go through it with them.

That being said...

 

 

This is a fantastically, outstandingly, marvelously well written post. It has been quite a while since I've seen someone whine with that kind of finesse and then walk it off like they don't care. I'd tip my hat to you but you're so cool for school I doubt you'd acknowledge it. Let me just go peace out my war and blow my own pixels up.