JackRackham429

Those O levels really helped you out there didn't they?

your the one who was whining about it in our server, neither of us cared. If you don't want to get raided you shouldn't have joined a treatyless and defenseless micro

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if anyone's bored there's a lot of easter eggs in this

AftEr finishing uP another gallon of paint chipS The foreign affairs deparTmEnt of The Coal MINes we realiseD that we hadn't created and destroyed a mIcro bloc this hour so we Decided to make a New one, but This time around, its a bit different. We realized that normal micro blocs are trash and get KILLed in less than 5 minutes so instead we got togetHer wIth all of the other MicroS in thE game in order to make The Micro Inquisition. TMI's goal is to be a Long term Friendship between all micros in orbis, and to bring war and poverty to all of its members. We are not a MDoAP bloc like many would expect. In order to meet our goals we decided to form a new type of treaty: Caring Bestfriends Treaty (or CBT). This treaty is also paperless giving raiders the illusion of safety when in fact if they hit one member they are still attacking one member either way. If you weren't contacted to join feel free to contact me and we'll see if you are a good fit. There are a few rules though: *Being a quality alliance is not permitted. *Your alliance must either be a fax farm for the leader or have little to no tax and only use the money for infra. *You must have at least 75% of your members be fully inactive. *Having good build guides is prohibited. All nations must have a random build. *Entry fee of $200 million sent to TCM's bank (must be sent first before contacting us). *Some exceptions apply, see charter for details. Charter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/18vv8zM4hb-aoxMtgCkGMaNYX6h3NkBX2zq8Kq_KZQ6c/edit?usp=sharing Signed: Every micro leader. if confused read the date (eastern US), also if you are reading this youtube.com/watch?v=7keeKuRm4vY your welcome

love you too mate how's TIE doing?

nice am hiring if interested

idk man, try reinstalling windows xp?

lol, what threats? must of just sent them to you

the grandstanding wasn't supported by the rest of the bloc and was done without clearance

that ratio

lol, you know he don't care right?

not this time mate

o7 ya'll were good allies back in TR and we owe that to you history back in Sunray

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Preamble A hard winter night proved treacherous and frightful as the cannonades roared on. Barrages of metal smashing the coastal ships of fishermen off of Crete sent splinters of wood and bone into the sky. As the temple on the hill, the Pantheon of Apollo, sits defiant through the battery, the wisps of fire and smoke drifting into the cool December night provide an eerie blanket of grey. As Commander Alan, stands on the afterdeck of the H.M.S. Telus, he could only gaze in awe at the disciples of Apollo, praying for their god to save them… On the other side of the island the carts carrying spice and “herbs”, offerings and blessings to Apollo are brought up from the barges of the Coal Traders. As the disciples collected the goods from the creaky wagons the exchange of goods and the clinking of coins brought a smile to Nokia’s face. “We’ll see about getting you your steel and wood for ships. However I can’t promise anything with the blockade in place.” Nokia explained. As the scream of a 12 pound ball zipped past Nokia, he frowned slightly. “I’ll see what I can do.”...Alan was here “My dear Commander Alan!” Nokia crooned, “I dare say this coal will warm your ships for some fortnights…” “Your coal warms the hulls of my ships and the hearts of my men” responded Alan, “I do dare say that these people of the Pantheon will fall in a matter of days”. Nokia donned his frown again. Looking over the state of the crew it was evident that the coal to heat the stoves was only a cure for the symptom, not the disease. “I believe we can potentially end the war sooner, and be richer men for it.” Nokia remarked, “These tides of wars can shift to that of profit.” With the Dusty shores littered with bodies and debris the three met, Trader, Commander, and Disciple. As if by some divine play from Dolos a sudden veil was placed on their eyes. The sleek ships of Black Skies began protecting the fishermen, the disciples of Pantheon worked in the Coal Mines and the Traders turning profits into new warships. The perfect, and unlikely friendship was made. As Dolos cackled it seemed that this relationship would only prosper. ------------------- Black Skies, Pantheon and The Coal Mines join together and from here on will be referred to as the “signatories”. The signatories join together with the beliefs that freedom, security and a love for adventure are vital to the growth and survival of a people. And so these articles are written and signed: Articles Article One - Strengthen the Hull and Home Mutual Defense, Mutual Aggression Pact (MDMAP). The signatories of this treaty agree to stand together, whether it be in defense from an enemy, or aggression for a righteous cause or for a fun adventure. All signatories are required to share any and all intelligence gathered to protect and maintain the security and interests of the bloc and it’s members. Article Two - Chain of Command The signatories of this document agree to a structure of unified command. All governments of signatories will maintain their rankings and responsibilities. The bloc itself shall be led by the leaders of the signatories. Affairs of Internal and Economic concerns will be left to the discretion of each signatory. Military and Foreign affairs will be discussed and decided by the bloc heads. Dusty was here Article Three - Can’t Beat the Coal Mines™ Coal All signatories agree to refrain from signing treaties with non-signatories. Members can recommend new alliances that hold strategic importance and value to join the bloc. The signatories vow to never meddle in the affairs of other blocs. Nokia was here Clause One of Article Three: Growing Pains In the event that a protectorate of a signatory is of suitable size to no longer require a protector, they may request to become a participating member and a signatory. All protectorates will be signed by the whole bloc. This will guarantee a level of exposure to learning opportunities, as well as support and protection to the protectorate. Article Four - Hearing the Prayers of the People All signatories will be entitled to a vote on bloc matters. This includes signing protectorates, decisions to go to war and to accept or remove signatories. The only time a signatory will lack a vote is when the issue specifically relates to the acceptance or removal of that signatory. All votes will be concluded by simple majority. Article Five - Goodbyes In the event that any Signatory should wish to end their membership in the Bloc, they are free to do so for whatever reason, and may or may not state this at their own discretion. Exit from the Bloc will remain peaceful and cordial, and will be subject to a 5 day cancellation period, as well as agreement to return any held resources or to continue payment of any held debts to any Signatory. Postlude Freedom, in any case, is only possible by constantly struggling for it. - Albert Einstein Black Skies, Pantheon and The Coal Mines join together to begin the struggle for freedom. We begin to take the path to help and support one another to open new doors and new opportunities for not only the current players but for future players as well. We, the few, join together to create; Liberty Bloc. TL;DR - The Coal Mines, Black Skies, and Pantheon formed Liberty Bloc.

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the title is the tl;dw

Forgot how to make videos appear in posts.

A long time ago we made this alliance to prove a point. In some ways we accomplished that and in others we didn't. We made it to the top 50 multiple times, had a stable government, and had the best group of people we ever worked with in this game. Problem is we were loosing members to inactivity, made bad fa decisions, the government wasn't able to be as active as they would like to be, and every time we made it to the top 50 something would happen. In the end, we went too far downhill to keep going, and by the time we realized we could have saved it it was too late. "Your gov is not complete without a boss106" - Church aka Kermit “We outta Aunt Jemima, but now I got the Bisquick. Low cal, but she’ll do” -Paparus, Head of IA "The Crusaders of the Holy Boogaloo have finally finished their crusade for the FBI Watch List" - Coardten79 "CHB was easy. It was like riding a bike except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell" - boss106 "If she has those eyes, she has those thighs, shes a guy" - Sauce Dealer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdWw9SksiwQ&ab_channel=Metallica-Topic TL:DR: Useless micro (CHB) merges into useless micro (TCM).

gg guys

Sure, I'll make updated versions as this goes on.

I didn't know they existed either. Especially those luau crusader guys or whatever.

So you don't know what MDoAP means?

ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh, burn my pixels harder daddy