I sexually Identify as a Bad Company. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being the irrelevant alliance in an irrelevant bloc. People say to me that a person being a Bad Company is impossible and I’m fecking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install copious amount of glitter, too many protectorates, and a literal Minister of Shit on my body and develop a ludicrous love for alcohol. From now on I want you guys to call me “BC” and respect my right to be Platinum AF. If you can’t accept me you’re a badcophobe and need to check your alliance privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.