Kevanovia

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Arguably the best post of all-time

You are as good as the folks you surround yourself with. You also need to be willing to take risks. People !@#$ and moan about the game being stagnate/how things need to change. Those same people are the ones who think folks trying to proactively supply ‘change’ are ‘shady’. I think this is why so many new alliances flop/there is a lack of change within the power dynamics. Folks don’t want to be treated as an enigma or pariah. They would rather safely collect their pixels or piggyback off of others until they fade into obscurity. For a new alliance to be successful/influential they need several folks with a similar mindset, a clear goal and are willing to take risks.

Most Influential Player: hidude Most Likely to Succeed in 2023: Sketchy Best Alliance Leader: Deca Worst Alliance Leader: Kitschie Best In-Character Poster: Maia Best Villain: Keegoz Nicest Player: Pika Most Controversial Player: Keegoz Most Missed Player: RedArmy Best Nation Page: Pika Best Fighter: hidude Best High Government Member: Leftbehind Most Online/Likely To Respond in 1 Minute: Velyni Vas Best War Criminal: Zurg/Codename V

Alliance of the Year: Eclipse Most Improved Alliance: Dark Brotherhood Best New Merged Alliance: The Hive Best Rookie Alliance: Paradise Best Alliance for New Players: Cataclysm Most Likely to Succeed in 2023: Rose Most Likely to be Rolled in 2023: Paradise Most Honorable Alliance: Paradise Best Fighting Alliance: Guardian Worst Fighting Alliance: Fark Best Alliance Growth: Aurora Best Foreign Affairs Team: Paradise Best Foreign Affairs Move: Formation of Wayward Worst Foreign Affairs Move: Formation of Wayward Alliance with Best Propaganda: Cataclysm Most Missed Alliance: Soup Kitchen Best Alliance Flag: Paradise Best Holiday Flag: Paradise Christmas Flag Biggest Alliance Decline in 2022: Name Withheld

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Paradise has issued a 72 hour notice of cancellation of their respective treaty with Cataclysm. We are proud to have fought alongside them during our recent wars with <insert wars here>, but it is now time to go our separate way. We wish them all the best! Signed, Paradise

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Cataclysm and Paradise hereby admit defeat to Rose in the ‘Catatonic War’. No new wars will be declared after tonight’s DC. Here’s to a new year and new beginnings. 🍻 Signed, Rose - Luci Cata - Keegoz Paradise - Cruise Boat Man Arkham - Some Bloated Whale

^ I’m pretty sure Rose’s gov also won’t claim Cata was planning on hitting them - because they knew that wasn’t the case. Even though I’m on the losing side of the war, I think the CB is fine as a grudge hit and using the Oreo logs as proof. But I don’t think anyone indicated, nor believe, that Cata was going to hit Rose.

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First of all, it was not '30 minutes'. They told us right after Midguard hit TKR that they had already begun talking to you about the situation, and the time gap between the Midguard hit and Cata entering was closer to 6 hours. Granted, that's still not a lot of time - but they were also in a time crunch to join in while they could still make a difference in the war. Second of all - we also told them "we wouldn't stop them" but that didn't mean that we were going to backstab them at the first convenient opportunity lol. I can agree to this for the most part, and it doesn't go against anything you quoted me on. We would have been fluid with the situation, as any alliance/bloc should be - but the plan was agreed upon in principle. In regards to Cata 'flaming': I saw some logs of both Cata and t$ gov going at each other at various times (it wasn't a one way avenue). Tbh I felt like Paradise was the peacekeeper at times 😂. But new allies can take some time to gel, as I am sure you know. What you just stated doesn't address my concern. You had to sit out as paperless for the 'next few weeks' because there was a war happening with your future partners. Sure you could 'ponder' if the solution that you discussed with Eclipse was going to be your final one, but I have 0 doubt in my mind that you collaborated with Eclipse prior to pulling out of Wayward and nothing you just said discredits that belief. In regards to other alliances not bothering to try - who would want to work with t$ right after this move? Since clearly signing a treaty with the Green Machine doesn't mean a whole lot. That first sentence about 'taking the high road' in regards to Cata leaking would come into play if you guys didn't try and leak partial out-of-context screenshots to Midguard. But I do agree with you - I also was not a fan of how many logs came out of their camp. I also agree with you that Cata could have handled things differently, just as allies of the past could handle relationships differently. But what Syndicate did was something that far surpasses an opportunity in communication. As you said, relationships are 50/50 - in this case Syndicate gave 0. If you wanna argue it was actually (-50)...I will grant you that point. Tbh, idk how you bounce back from this FA situation.

I'm still floored that t$ keeps saying that they told Cata they didn't want Cata to jump into the war. I never saw that once. In fact I believe Keegoz leaked a convo of him and WANA (Cata leaks are bad. Plz stop that. But since it's already out there...) showing WANA collaborating with Keegoz on a CB for Cata to enter the war. t$ eventually was in favor of hitting Oreo alongside TKR prior to the MG-TKR war (as they also saw that the most likely scenario would be Oreo hitting Wayward next). What appears to have happened here is that t$ really didn't want to go to war in general, but saw no other option and understood/agreed with Cata on the situation. When the Midguard war popped up, the same thought process applied. They understood the situation at-hand, and even game-planned with Cata on how to address it. When they found a way to slither out of the situation with Eclipse, they took it. Hey, that's politics baby. I get it. The move is fine if you don't care about your honor, tradition and sticking to your word. You know what's also fine? Calling it out for what it is. The Wayward situation: >Paradise goes to t$ with idea to start Wayward >Paradise/t$/Cata talk about path forward and what our understanding of the landscape is & what our goals are >Wayward talks about how to address the current threat of Oreo >Wayward (*including t$) agrees on how to address the current threat of Oreo based on the situation, which includes working with TKR on a coalition >TKR gets randomly hit by Midguard >Cata suggests them alone jumping in to save TKR. t$ and Paradise tell them to have fun and didn't object >t$ game plans with the bloc on how to handle the situation, then suddenly gets quiet the day after Cata hit >t$ works with Eclipse to plan out the attack/cancellation/future treaty while still in Wayward (confirmed with this thread) >t$ cancels Cata moments before Eclipse attacks (and didn't even talk to Paradise about it ) >t$ doesn't honor their 72 hour clause Unsure where the controversy is, as this is pretty damn clear-cut.

You mean like Cata did?

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This is the most hilarious post I've seen on the forums in years. Thank you.

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