Matthew The Great

I got a bunch of upvotes for my last post so let's ruin all that hard-earned reputation with some controversy. We can all admit it, Pantheon isn’t the greatest of alliances (testing teh waters for how far I can go until I get started). This war was supposed to be an incredibly easy and abrupt victory. For Nova. SO IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when we see two blunders of a titanic scale (see what I did there?) within the same week. This war was a good time, people were having fun on both sides (I luv ya Jordy). Unfortunately, the moment Pantheon started having more fun than the awkward nerd has when invited to a party where they don’t know anyone, it was suddenly over. ‘Cept it's not. I can't declare myself sole leader of BK and Nova can't declare themselves victor of a war no peace deal has been reached. That's not how this works, that's not how any of this works. Then there was the whole bank nonsense. Anyhow, I had significant respect for Nova, seeing their growth into a tier where they could hit and roll us was a surprise, especially since they came out of having been rolled into a smear on the ground. I should've figured that if I liked something it wasn't legitimate. The war continues, get back to raiding us Nova. Should I say hi to KETOG? Hi KETOG #freematthew

Coalition against Nova when?

Wait, if pooball loses his cities that includes the one he named after me!

fricking messing around with mah fricking economy. This calls for war. O wait. Wheeee Send Nova feet pics for peace.

YAS more war memes.

Smakkie stands with pantheon :^)

The fug do you all mean we can't spell and over use xD?!? looks at rawr Ah, shit. Anywho, I stand with pantheon.

LMAO. I'm stealing this.

I knew you guys would have one. I had to work speedy fast to get mine up. So speedy my dumbas$ forgot to double buy.

I know, I know. Of all the Pantheon blunders let not inviting TFed to league night be the remembered as the worst.

I couldn't risk having to give up Garen to another main.

The great Gods of Pantheon watched as the internal fires burned, Matthew frantically running about with a water pistol trying to put them out. “You know what we need?” said Matthew, now lacking eyebrows, “A war”. Rawr and Nomi both shrugged, decided fck it, might was well. They then went about figuring war out. As they were 90 percent stupid, 10 percent good at their respective jobs, 0 percent people who should be taking an alliance to war. The targets then made themselves known. Nova Riata led by the fearsome Pooball was in a pesky mood for revenge. For what we had no idea. Probably something lame. They had boosted their military… a lot fold. Their score had jumped up. Pooball had constantly reminded me that he would nuke me someday (plz no). “Sure, why not.” rawr decided. The Federation was led by… Kosta, cool dude I guess, and they too wanted revenge. Revenge for never getting invited to our League nights. They too went about not sneakily massing troops and score. If they were ninjas it would be the Naruto kind. “Screw it” went rawr. (Or maybe not, but I already wrote all these jokes so this paragraph stays >:^( It was then that I wondered why rawr was so nonchalant about these wars. She’s going to Endgame at turn change. Cri. TLDR: Figure it out for yourselves yeet. (Is it just me or is our flag a lil big. No matter.)

Am I famous yet?

To be fair and try to stay impartial, thulu is/was in your server. As far Kaiserreich is concerned, how is it? Haven't played in ages. I have friends telling me it's been getting massive updates. I logged on once to play Guatemala for fun. Germany is a nice main, since the focus tree is pretty wild.

You will be missed! You have definitely helped Pantheon as an alliance and you helped me get into this game and grow. I know full well that there are trying times ahead for us as an alliance and that we will be tested around every corner. But getting to know you and getting to know Pantheon has given me the feeling that we will prevail. Long live the God Emperor! Long live Pantheon!

Glad to have taken part in this monumental war, even if it was a pathetically small part on my end.

These are great! Thank you for the time it took to make these.

World War Crash, since the server keeps going down.

I am pleased to see and be a part of our diplomatic ties to such an outstanding alliance. I look forward to working with GodFury for the foreseeable future.