Tim Armstrong

The Green Rose Preamble: There have been war rumors circulating the world as of late, most of which would indicate that Rose and the Syndicate are going to be clashing once again. However, these rumors are wrong as the two alliances have bonded and worked hard to strengthen relations with one another. To put these rumors to rest Rose and the Syndicate have agreed to the following. Article I: Non-Aggression The two signatories shall not engage in battle or espionage against one another, under the circumstances it does happen from a naive member they will be forced to send peace and pay reps immediately following their engagement. Article II: Expiration This treaty is valid for 30 days after posting, it will be reviewed for extension at the end of the initial 30 days. Signed for Rose: Emperor - Caillou Regent - Belisarius Lord of Economics - Oblige Lord of Internal Affairs - Adama Lord of Foreign Affairs - Abbas Mehdi Lord of War - Krillian Signed for the Syndicate: Board of Directors: Roy Mustang, Human Resources Jessica Rabbit, Accounting Tim Armstrong, Marketing Zed, Acquisitions

I guess I need to update my wardrobe now as the dress code is likely to change.

o/ BK

No, no, bby. You have been misled. It's the buses that are stupid. Snakes are helpful creatures.

Nice!

Care to elaborate, Caillou? Because it sounds like you are calling someone a paper tiger.

Mensa <3

Enjoy retirement, Lord Frostsword. I enjoyed our IRC convos when you were leader. Good luck to the new BoC.

Good to see you guys making adjustments as needed. Long live Galactic Empire.

Grats on your treaty. Power to the people. o/ Rose o/ WTF

o/ MadMax o/ The Speaker o/ candles

Congratulations to you, Emmad, on achieving the top leadership position in UPN. Also, congratulations to all new UPN government members on their new roles. Enjoy retirement, Hans and Saru. I have to admit that I see you two as inseparable since you have been in power since I joined Orbis. It imagine you living in a little apartment together like that old, classic tv show the Odd Couple now, haha.

Congratulations to you both! o/ The Chola

A Treaty to Nowhere Article I - Parties The parties to this treaty shall be The King's Parliament (TKP) and the Syndicate (tS). Having reviewed the demographics of the treaty web, we have found an acute deficit of treaties around the Syndicate region therefore TKP and tS have made the following agreement. Article II - Non-Aggression TKP has been a valued business unit of tS and has demonstrated its readiness to enter a joint venture at this juncture. The parties agree not to commit acts of corporate espionage, takeovers or other acts of aggression against each other. This includes not participating in plans or publicly making statements against one another in any media. Article III - Intelligence Sharing The parties agree to share information and competitive intelligence with one another. In particular, each party is obliged to inform the other of information or intelligence and any aspect of the corporate environment that directly relates to the safety and security or strategic decisions of the other as soon as possible. Article IV - Mutual Defense The parties agree that they are obligated to assist one another if either is the subject of an attack. However, this clause shall become optional if the attack is the result of the other party activating or acting pursuant to another treaty. Article V - Optional Aggression The parties agree that the other may assist in aggressive actions taken by one party but there is no obligation to so assist. Article VI - Cancellation Either party may cancel this treaty by giving the other party notice in writing. The cancellation shall be effective 72 hours after that notice. Signed for the Syndicate, Board of Directors: Jessica Rabbit, Director of Accounting Roy Mustang, Director of Human Resources Z, Director of Acquisitions tim armstrong, Director of Marketing Supervisory Committee: Aleccs, Supervisor of Accounting Ivan the Red, Supervisor of Accounting Flame of the Flawed, Supervisor of Human Resources Consultants: Manthrax Tsar Nicholas II Zhen Critters Partisan Signed for The King's Parliament, King: William Mannax The House of Lords: Lord of Jurisprudence: Gavin Lord of the Exchequer: Solo Man Lord of War: Blue Marvel Lord of the Seas: Emperor Ifee II Lord of Foreign Affairs: Li Long The House of Commons: Member of Parliament of Jurisprudence: Ratbag Member of Parliament of War: Alex Windsor Member of Parliament of the Seas: Danial Shiakh Member of Parliament of the Exchequer: Jenis Member of Parliament of Foreign Affairs: Jax Holly

Congratulations to Jacob. Steady as she goes! o/ Ogaden

Congrats to you both. See you out there!

Congratulations to you both. May your skin be smooth and supple.

Take all my monies and bring me back more monies pls, k? Seriously dude I miss you!

Thanks for the well wishes I've received on this news. I am honored to be a part of the best corporation in Orbis. Congrats to Zed and Jessica Rabbit on their promotions, as well as to Boony, Manthrax, and Partisan in their cushy new consulting engagements. For profit!

Welcome, El Chola. Cheers to friendship and profit!

*awkward*

Congratulations to you both May your pack by strong and fierce.

I vote for Pfeiffer to perform Danger Zone in a Green Lantern Suit.

Tell the whole scandalous truth. When you did eat meat you didn't even like bacon. *gasp* Also, congrats to both parties. o/