Several members of the Syndicate were on a harried business trip and found a brief respite in the monastery of the Jedi Order. These wise and spiritual Jedi inspired our weary corporate executives.
In the name of work/life balance and achieving a renewed energy in our search for power through economic dominance the Syndicate will protect the Jedi Order as they continue to grow and flourish.
The Jedi Order will provide the Syndicate with content through their focus on peace, knowledge, serenity, and harmony for a series of training videos that our associates will review for individual fulfillment and as a requirement for their annual performance reviews and wage actions.
tl;dr
the Syndicate now protects Jedi Order
Signed:
For t$
Board of Directors:
Roy Mustang, Human Resources
Jessica Rabbit, Accounting
tim armstrong, Marketing
Zed, Acquisitions
For Jedi Order:
Morgan, Master of the Order
Fallen, Master of the Order