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  1. Just to clarify: there was no scheming to merge SKn with Camelot. Kiwi, Spongebob, Frogstar were all present during the talks and it was decided that a merge was not the right course of action.
  2. PREAMBLE As Arthur sat on his throne, pondering who to execute next, his mistress, Epimetheus, strolled rather sluttily into his chambers. Returning from her quest, she whispered “Kawaii, Desu, Baka, Senpai!” to Arthur. Arthur smiles upon hearing this and sends his dog, Pika, to inform his knights to prepare for a Quest to slay the Dragon that lives in the clouds. The Knights of Camelot, armed with Panzers and ayylien weaponry, prepared to storm the sky. The Knights embarked on their quest, searching for the dragon Epi had spotted. After weeks of travelling the Knights of Camelot, tired and out of tacos, came across a cliff edge covered in odd, colorless flowers and a single Angel Oak Tree. A few voracious knights began to pick the flowers when King Arthur ordered “Leave the flowers alone.” as he pointed his finger in the direction of the looming tree. The knights directed their gazes at the tree and saw a majestic, seemingly ancient, eagle perched on the uppermost branch. “Now that's a meal fit for a King” muttered Epi, still studying the beautiful bird. The rest of the knights echoed in agreement and looked at Arthur for a signal. He winked at Epi and screeched “REEEEEEE” as he charged towards the tree with his knights ensuing behind him. Camelot’s best archers, Vein and Dryad, stayed back launching volley after volley of arrows, while his Bishop, Bill, shot firey-balls of magic, but the eagle seemed to elude them all. The knights regrouped on signal as the royal-blue eagle circled overhead. The eagle circled around the knights faster and faster until they could no longer see anything other than a blur of blue. When they could see once again, the Knights of Camelot found themselves in a strange place floating in the clouds known as Ammus. A booming voice cuts through the pure air, “I am Ventus, Dragon among the clouds and King of the Gods. While I normally do not speak with mortals, you have piqued my interest.” Arthur turned his head to see a dragon, unlike one he’s ever seen before. It was twice as big as any dragon he’d seen before and shared the same sagacious characteristics of the eagle that brought him to this foreign land. As Ventus thumped his tail, Arthur’s knights were already preparing for the battle to come. This time it was Epi who shouted in Weeb, “USAJI!”, that caused the knights to charge, cheering along the way. Ventus laughed and accepted the challenge. Although the Knights of Camelot fought bravely, at the end of the battle, neither the dragon nor any knights were injured. Ventus transformed once again, this time into a great, old man with a flowing gray beard and boomed “You have spirit! Come, you’ve shown me weapons unknown to my kind. I will treat you to a taste of a god.” Arthur signaled to his army to follow the old man. The knights did so and they departed into the castle Aedis. The knights feasted and drank and later in the night Arthur was pulled aside by Ventus, still in his human form. “There’s someone I think you should meet.” says Ventus as he brings Arthur into a connected chamber. “My First Knight, King Thomas of the Brotherhood of the Clouds.” The two Kings conferred, and although it could have just been the liquor, hit it off pretty well. Arthur called for his mistress, and Thomas summoned his officials and more liquor. What happened in that chamber stays in that chamber, but in the morning the Kingdom of Camelot had a new partner, The Brotherhood of the Clouds. ARTICLE I - Non-aggression Neither signatory shall engage in any acts detrimental to its counterpart. Should such an incident occur between the signatories, both parties agree to seek solutions through private diplomatic channels. ARTICLE II - Mutual Defense The signatories agree to defend one another against any and all military aggression from third parties. This can be in the form of military, diplomatic, or economic resources. The degree of aid to be provided is contingent on the request placed by the defendant. ARTICLE III - Intelligence Both signatories agree to share any intelligence they have obtained and that could prove useful or vital to the other. Should any intelligence pertain information concerning a direct, imminent attack, on either signatory, both signatories are mandated to respond appropriately in a joint force. ARTICLE IV - Non-Chaining In any scenario where either signatory finds itself attacked as a consequence of fulfillment of third party obligations, the Mutual Defense clause as stipulated by article III will be void. Assistance in such a situation can still be requested for by either signatory; however, its fulfillment will be optional. ARTICLE V - Cancellation Should either signatory decide this agreement is not in their best interest, the other signatory must be informed 72 hours prior to their withdrawal. Upon the passing of said hours, all articles are void. Tl;dr: Brotherhood of the Clouds and Camelot sign a MDP and hereby declare both will abide to the articles stipulated above. Signatories Brotherhood of the Clouds King | Thomas Prince | Excelsior Prime Minister | Morgan Foreign Affairs Minister | Tal Vasa Camelot King | Arthur Bishop | Bill Rice
  3. We sent 11, you’ll learn to count eventually dear. I believe in you!
  4. You know that your high milcom actually came to me ,meaning he was interested,... and I told him he wouldn't get the position in CAM. Im also 99% sure this happened before shadow left for emp.
  5. Preamble My mummy doesn’t believe me when I told her I met ayyliens. One day I was skipping in the rose garden, thinking about how I !@#$-a-lot, and met a talking taco. He took me to his leader, some purple fella with a thicc chin, and we had a great time. I told him about my plans to teach others how to launch the biggest loads and he agreed to make sure no one bullied me on the way! The time has come for the ayyliens to learn how to unleash the load as well. This’ll show my mummy! ARTICLE I – Non-aggression Neither signatory shall engage in any acts detrimental to its counterpart. Should such an incident occur between the signatories, both parties agree to seek solutions through private diplomatic channels. ARTICLE II - Mutual Defense The signatories agree to defend one another against any and all military aggression from third parties. This can be in the form of military, diplomatic, or economic resources. The degree of aid to be provided is contingent on the request placed by the defendant. ARTICLE III - Optional Aggression Either signatory may request assistance with the planning and execution of an offensive war against a third party. Such assistance, though encouraged, is not mandatory. ARTICLE IV – Intelligence Both signatories agree to share any intelligence they have obtained and that could prove useful or vital to the other. Should any intelligence pertain information concerning a direct, imminent attack, on either signatory, both signatories are mandated to respond appropriately in a joint force. ARTICLE V – Non-Chaining In any scenario where either signatory finds itself attacked as a consequence of fulfillment of third party obligations, the Mutual Defense clause as stipulated by article II will be void. Assistance in such a situation can still be requested for by either signatory; however, its fulfillment will be optional. ARTICLE VI – Cancellation Should either signatory decide this agreement is not in their best interest, the other signatory must be informed 72 hours prior to their withdrawal. Upon the passing of said hours, all articles are void. Tl;dr: Black Knights and Camelot sign a MDoAP and hereby declare both will abide to the articles stipulated above. Signed for Black Knights Signed for Camelot King: Arthur Wizard: Epi Lord of Foreign Affairs: Bill Rice
  6. Preamble Arthur is a lazy boy, maybe I'll make one some day ARTICLE I - Non-aggression Neither signatory shall engage in any acts detrimental to its counterpart. Should such an incident occur between the signatories, both parties agree to seek solutions through private diplomatic channels. ARTICLE II - Protection Signatory A agrees to defend Signatory B against any and all military aggression from third parties. This can be in the form of military, diplomatic, or economic resources. The degree of aid to be provided is contingent on the request placed by Signatory B. In such an event, a resolution of conflict will be handled by Signatory A. ARTICLE III - Optional Aggression Either signatory may request assistance with the planning and execution of an offensive war against a third party. Such assistance, though encouraged, is not mandatory. ARTICLE IV - Intelligence Both signatories agree to share any intelligence they have obtained and that could prove useful or vital to the other. Should any intelligence pertain information concerning a direct, imminent attack, on Signatory B, Signatory A will respond appropriately. ARTICLE V - Color Bloc Signatory B agrees to encourage its membership to support and vote for the color bloc name of Signatory A’s choice. ARTICLE VI - Limited Sovereignty By taking part of this deal, Signatory B understands that it is limiting its own sovereignty, and must inform and seek approval of Signatory A prior to any major decisions. This includes but is not limited to: signing treaties, declaring war, recognizing hostilities, and taking loans. ARTICLE VII - Renewal This agreement will be reviewed every 30 days by Signatory A to ensure the proper growth and prosperity of Signatory B. Upon reviewal, Signatory A may choose to renew the treaty, send aid or advisers, or null the agreement with a proper notice if Signatory B is deemed unreachable. ARTICLE VIII - Cancellation Should either signatory decide this agreement is not in their best interest, the other signatory must be informed 72 hours prior to their withdrawal. Upon the passing of said hours, all articles are void. Index Signatory A - Camelot Signatory B - Code of Honor Tl;dr: Camelot protects Code of Honor, and an attack on Code of Honor is now considered an attack on Camelot. Signed for Camelot King: Arthur Wizard: Epi Lord of Foreign Affairs: Bill Rice Signed for Code of Honor Commander: Jon
  7. damn sheepy it really be like that ?
  8. Camelot, Sunray 1-1, and Typhon proudly present: Avalon I Mutual Defense A direct attack on one signatory is considered an attack on all signatories. In the event that one signatory comes under attack through providing military support to another ally engaged in an aggressive war, said signatory is not considered to be in a defensive war, and the response of the other signatories are not dictated by this section. II Optional Aggression All member alliances shall reserve the right to support each other in an offensive campaign. III Supremacy We agree this agreement shall take precedence over all others. We stand together in the shared security be any means. Information, aid, and diplomatic resources are all encouraged of each of member alliances. Our support for each other shall not be limited to a list. IV Sovereignty While unified, we remain sovereign. V Admission A prospective alliance may petition any signatory for membership. If sponsored, admittance will be a unanimous decision of the conclave. VI Withdrawal Any signatory that wishes to leave Avalon after diplomatic measures have been exhausted will have 72 hours before nullification of the member agreement. Should a member violate the spirit of this accord, a unanimous vote may expel the offender. /s/ Signed for Camelot King: Arthur Wizard: TheShadow & Catman Wizard Emeritus: Epi Signed for Sunray 1-1 Admiral: Caboose, Michael K Ultra, & The Man Of The Shadows Signed for Typhon Commander: Zephyr, Tymoteusz, & Telly
  9. Sorry, notice how Camelot was spelled so I’d thought I’d throw this in
  10. That’s true though all our friends are masked accordingly on our server so it’s not a huge secret either way @CitrusK have we made you proud? More than 2 lines
  11. Epi and Arthur were sitting in the room when they heard heavy footsteps outside the door Knock. Knock "Come in", said Arthur as he sipped his morning tea The door opened and entered a hooded figure, drenched in blood and tank stats. "Shadow, you have finally arrived!", cried out Epi as he got near him to hear what he was mumbling. As soon as he came near, Shadow screamed at him,"GIVE ME 50 M you whale c*nt". ”But I don't have that much", replied Epi. Arthur broke in,"And neither does Camelot bank. I just wasted it on Keno" Shadow was disheartened. Truly, Camelot bank was empty. It was useless to coup and steal the bank. “Well, why not take a loan?”, suggested RetardMan. But Shadow never paid his loans back. He was already 150M in debt. Perhaps more. “So I need to raid for dosh,”sighed Shadow at the effort he was making to think of the effort he would need to put in. He spent on night thinking how he can get money for free. Maybe Keno? Or Dice? Yea, no harm in trying them. Unless you lose your money everytime which is what exactly happened. He lost 3M trying to convert it into um, something more than 3M. Alas, he was ready to take the damn loan! He strode slowly over the alliance page till one alliance caught his eye. “OwO what’s this?”spoke an amazed Shadow as he looked at the silvery Moonlight Sakura. And this sent a wild idea into his mind. “Arthur, can we declare on this alliance? We can use the loot to fix my nation.” “Sure.” “YASH! Ready the troops you Camelot warriors. Sharpen ye rusty swords. Let the Moonlight shine on yo armour as we take down Sakura for the good of Shadow’s Nation Camelot.” And so it began-every man sharpened his sword, ever man polished his armour. “Shadow, we are out of men”,broke in Epi. “WHAT! Well, true. Um, lets see.”,replied Shadow, looking around. “Aye, there! What’s that near the horizon? It looks like a hairy blue beast. Wait. It stands on two legs and has a black cap on its head…….WTF! That’s Bluebear!!!” He ran towards him a plan already in his mind. “Bluebear, wanna help us blitz someone?” “Grrr….Grrrrrrrrrrr….Arrghhhhh…...Graghhhhh…...”(its in bear language) “Uh, ok! Lets involve Typhon in this too….Thoughts?” “Grrrr….Grrrrr…..Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……..” After getting Bluebear’s (approval?Don’t ask me. I don’t speak bear) Shadow hastened to the shores of Japan where Typhon was last spotted. He found him there, sitting along the beach, still sad that it had turned semi-peaceful. “Hey there Typhon, wanna...hey watch out...” The stone went through Shadow’s ethereal body. “Sure,”replied Typhon,”when and where?” “Cool….” ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. A night to go….. “Wow, this is strange. This alliance called La Mafia increased its military a bit. God knows who they will hit”, mumbled Shadow looking at the star patterns, trying to read the past, present and future from them. It was just 10 minutes before the blitz. Shadow was busy assigning war rooms, Dming people and pinging them mercilessly to get up. “Hey, Shadow, seems like Sakura’s slots are being filled by…..La Mafia!!!?!??!?!?!?” “WTF!!! Guys, declare now. NOW NOW DECLARE NOW!!!!!” The blitz happened, 8 minutes before schedule-8 La Mafia decs, 7 by Camelot and Typhon each. Then we all know what happened. Sakura got steam-rolled and this turned into a micro drama(which you can see here https://discord.gg/VuRjEFV. The c*nts deleted the more interesting server though.) tl;dr: Camelot declares war on Empire of The Moonlight Sakura, and also posts its Declaration of Victory and Peace since the war is already over(lolz and you missed it). The peace terms are: 1) Sakura Admits Defeat - No Post Required by them. 2) 25 Mil for Shadow’s nation 3) 90 day NAP with Camelot and Co + Sakura and Co. - BK Excluded. All remaining wars are to be peaced out and no further declarations will take place. There was this co-incidence that happened between La Mafia and Camelot. Hell we had the same target, same declaration date and same declaration time and same declaration motive. We don’t believe this is in anyway a co-incidence but a message from heaven itself that the Mafia and the Knights should work together. While we supply them the best quality, bullet-proof armour, La Mafia has decided to sell us weapons on the black market. Tl;dr 2.0- La Mafia and Camelot sign into an non-papered ODOAP treaty. We will maintain friendly relations and will help each other when needed. Welcome to the Era of Paperless Once Again
  12. A lot of thought went into this my dear Citrus, may you be enlightened by the power of Roz
  13. Be ready for a walk along the shandy shores of Camelot with the moonlight shining on our armour. tl;dr:Camelot exists and will do something dynamic soon
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