Mortimer

My man GreatKitteh, bumping our aliiance recruitment thread.

We could revisit our little conflict where you bowed out when I started leaning on you. http://imgur.com/JoTlYHU I'll just leave this here....

A quality post as always, Tenages you never disappoint. Congrats to all those honored, and hope everyone is enjoying their holiday.

Winthorpe FTW! Thank you, and hope all of your members have a good holiday

You'll just have to pardon me, all this sexually ambiguous talk got me all hot and bothered. But I'm cool now. That's not exactly how that went down. Stop trying to incite drama, TKP knows I'm all good with them

Hans, you've been an institution not only within TC, but the game itself. Robster, you were always one of the people who told me the truth rather than what I wanted to hear. I always respected your opinion. Enjoy retirement, you've both earned it, and best of luck to the next regime. You couldn't help yourself could you? Had to take one last parting shot on the way out. I can see that some things never change, and you are classy as ever. I hope for the sake of your alliance that you stick to economics, and stay out of the political aspect of the game.

I'll be honest Partisan, you had me at tool, talk of penetration and expansion was simply a bonus. Found TKP to be pretty stand up people in my dealings, best of luck to both parties.

Looks like my work here is done. See you guys in six months....

There is a certain amount of truth to both of these things. He did bug the hell out of me, and yes between him and Heinrich Kaufmann they kind of creeped my wife out. Hey thanks guys, I appreciate the well wishes.

My kids are in school. They'll be alright. Glad you decided to return to the game, last I remember you had gone into retirement over some disagreement on the OWF. Yeah, I heard my former position might be up for grabs and wanted to throw my hat into the ring. But seriously what can I do about it, I wield absolutely zero power. I don't even know the circumstances. Thanks, sweetheart. It's kind of good to be back. My brother, the stories are true, I return. Hopefully peace will be had soon (rebuilding is a !@#$). Of one thing I am certain, good times will once again be had.

Hello there. My name is Mortimer Duke. You may know me from Trading Places, or my cameo on Coming to America. I may have even played this game before. Some of you may have had the displeasure of having to deal with me. I left this game because I wasn't enjoying myself, and I felt like I was being a shitty dad to my kids,since I was devoting so much time to this game. But the truth is I miss a lot of you guys, and my kids are not really all that fond of me anyway. I look forward to reconnecting with you guys

Tenages, great job getting the date right. o/ sk o/ guardian

Classic, NG

You are your own man, Shelly. o/ Guardian

This morning I wake up. The air smelled sweeter... The sun felt warm along my face... It was as if my problems just melted away.

o/ UPN o/ BK Quality all across the board here.

Like the kind of guy who might ruin your life to win a $1 bet.

Was looking for a browser based game, that was almost fifteen months ago. Now I have an alliance. Who would of thunk? #StillANoob right Under?

Yeah we changed our tax rate in the last week or so. But we also got hit a little over a month ago and we hadn't done anything to out tax rate then.

What were you doing (or trying to do): Checking the Alliance Bank Account What happened (describe thoroughly please): Well, I looked and where there were once 1000's of resources, there were suddenly none Link to page: https://politicsandwar.com/alliance/id=623&display=bank Any other relevant information: Approximation of what resources were taken from the bank: Please contact me for the approximate values Screenshot: Here is a screenshot of the effected resources

o/ Cody o/ Tenages o/ Solomon o/ Aisha You're both class acts, enjoy retirement. At this rate I'll be the tenured leader of Orbis in no time. Congrats to everyone who received recognition.

Pre: Enjoy retirement, your influence upon Orbis has been immense. Shelly, Tim, John Baraboo: Congratulations on your new postitions, look forward to seeing where Guardian goes under your leadership. Orbis: Grab your biting pillow, because if there is one thing I know about Shellhound, he likes to go in dry. o/ Shellhound o/ Prefontaine o/ Guardian

You may as well have asked everybody how big their junk is, or how much money they make. They would've been just as (dis)honest.

Following a long VoC tradition of taking in misfits, and unpopular players, I have taken him into VoC...conditionally. Much like one of those companies that fixes people's credit problems, we are going to try to fix his credit so he can get out of the awful cycle of borrowing from one source to pay off another, (I'm pretty sure at this point that I am his biggest creditor, ) I believe this played a large hand in his despicable action against his former alliance. Members of his newest alliance were offered invitations to join us as well. Conditions for his admission are as follows: 1. Kastor is not allowed to borrow money for the next few weeks, if he approaches you on irc about lending him money please let me know, so I can slap his hand away from the cookie jar. 2. Kastor needs to apoligize to his former members, if he hasn't already. 3. Kastor needs to comport himself in a manner that is becoming of a member of the Dutch East India Company.... on second thought, how about no trolling on irc, or the OWF. I think Kastor of Markarth realizes that this is his last chance to be a part of Orbis, and he better not screw this up.