[[PEACE] All in a day]

You're never beating my record length.

[The Witch Trials (DoW/RoH)]

[[DoW] Honey Badger Dont Care!]

3 minutes ago, Wizel16 said:

 

tl;dr - TKR and NW declare war on The $yndicate, Rose, House Stark, Dead Rabbits, and Hogwarts

WHO GAVE A SEVEN YEAR OLD A HONEY BADGER???? WHO IS RAISING THESE KIDS????

[Peace in our Time]

On 5/24/2022 at 4:35 PM, Kevanovia said:

 s*** on for it?

Kev. I'm 60% sure that you can say shit without it being censored. If not, I'm going on another hiatus from the forums. That's the main reason I'm posting this, but so that I don't get a warning... this announcement is a thing that occurred. It will definitely certainly be talked about. Very important to have been announced. (Also congrats on 12 pages. Usually only meme compilations get this far)

[An Announcement Regarding Hegemonic Ambitions]

7 hours ago, Krampus said:

How do you issue a 72 hour notice to alliances that don't use discord? 

Do you just send carrier pigeons or something?

C'mon Krampus, you've been around the game long enough to know that the truly advanced players use telepathy to get their thoughts across. I am aware that you've still yet to achieve yours, and that you hide behind your city count to appear more advanced, but I can read your mind. It's okay my friend. I know you want to be able to read minds and send telepathic messages like SRD sending sweet whispers or Prefontaine's violent pained screams that won't stop because he can't control his power anymore. Everything's going to be alright though buddy, our Johnson's overlords are benign and very peaceful. Last night I fell asleep to Quichwe counting the sheep on his peaceful farms while making asmr noises. It was a great experience and it deepens my trust in Johnsons. God Bless them all. 

[[RoH] 1 Star Yelp Review]

 The United Group of Oranges (not to be confused with The Group of Oranges) is an alliance led by CitrusK. The UGO is a peaceful group of (three) nations that farm silently and happily reap their pixels. 

 

Unfortunately, that all changed when the fire nation the mob found out about our peaceful lifestyle. They brought guns, ignored the existence of two of our members (my two multis), and tried (and failed) to force meth-laced chicken down my throat. It was despicable and is why I’m leaving a 1 star review on Yelp.

 

 

As you can see, they engaged in a rather offensive and entirely unprovoked attack against our farming nations. We were happily farming the hardest resource that we could mine… Uranium until they interrupted us. They called me out for multis and tried to hit all of my multis. Very sad. They failed.

 

Fortunately, they brought forth a meal better than any of the absolutely abysmal chicken they could offer… Military.

 

The mob bosses Tugger and Dusty each provided a hearty meal for us to eat, but unfortunately they ran out. 

 

 

 

Their managers, Danny, Leo, and Chris also couldn’t keep up with our pixel hugging and farming. 

 

 

 

 

TL;DR 

 

Their chicken sucked. 1 star. But at least they’re not the Purple nation freaks.

 

Signed; CitrusK, Citrus2K, Citrus3K

[[DoE] The Emperor is pleased]

I've said this every single time a new IoM alliance pops up... but go choose a different theme. Ya'll suck, and get gud lmfao. 

[[DoE]The Mafia]

2 minutes ago, Majima Goro said:

went to an eye doctor, a therapist and an exorcist only to learn that I wasn't the only one seeing things

I'm stealing your gag, just this once...

But disband????

[[RoH] Polaris' Tango With Time]

3 minutes ago, Thalmor said:

You guys breached reasonable doubt. Congrats! 

Caught in 4K

Hey man, I haven't shit posted in years. Give a man a break

[[RoH] Polaris' Tango With Time]

[[DoW] Time is up.]

4 minutes ago, Malleator said:

That peace time was too long! 

Down with these disastrously long naps! 

[[DoW] Time is up.]

5 minutes ago, Rewan Demontay said:

I knew I declared war on Rose for a reason.

Truly a prophet of the modern landscape 

[[ROH] this is personal]

Low effort meme. 

 

[Important Announcement from Mystery Inc]

15 hours ago, Avatar Patrick said:

Arthur made a thread where he basically apologized for Camelot participating in that war. The goal of that war for the vast majority of us, myself included was to raid and burn a lot of pixels and dominate (win) the game. Some people in key leadership positions took that to far and decided to cheat and coerce people to quit the game. 

Arthur made a thread because Epi and him felt guilty over their role in the worst war the game has ever seen. I'm salty at Epi and Arthur because they're human beings with empathy. If only I had been leader, we wouldn't have stepped down to those Kerchtog people! My current allies mean nothing to me, and I enjoyed every single moment of rolling them. The only dark stain on that war isn't how long it was extended, how IQ did peace, NPO's involvement, hitting former allies for making mistakes mid war, ridding the game of thousands of players, making the game unplayable for an entire side for 8 months... no no no, it's that NPO started cheating in month three of completely dominating the game.

The coercion to delete the game minimally impacted the game as a whole... I could tell you to delete and you wouldn't. Now, if I were to hold you down for... let's say the 3 months that the war went "legitimately," with members of your own government telling you that we're not allowing you to even get close to a peace talk, with members of their government willfully admitting that they have no plans to ending the war, even in private conversation between friends they're telling you to just dodge out because they're talking in the leadership channel about how to make the war last as long as possible. 

 

Strangely... I'd think you'd delete like the thousand + players that left Kerchtog during the war.
 

15 hours ago, Avatar Patrick said:

The war should've ended in November 2019 with KERTOGG's surrender and few, if any serious terms, but that's another story.

Ah so if you would have been fine if the war ended in November? After Kerchtog already had 300+ deletions, at least a hundred vms, and many more on purple? After six months of sitting on Kerchtog... Over two months of GPWC being a thing... yeah, I agree completely. The war was completely justified to last six months. Sure, it would've been great to have saved us from the final three months of the war... but ya know what, inflicting either six months or 9 months of an unplayable game onto half of the game without remorse shows that you're a total !@#$.

 

 

15 hours ago, Avatar Patrick said:

About a month after the war ended, a micro called Gentlemen's Gaming and Fisticuffs Union, made up of former enemies and traitors (George), decided to merge into us and immediately they received high gov or leadership positions.

Strange... why would a group of experienced government get high gov? It's such a strange question... why would these people, who have been government for top alliances for years, get to join our high gov. It's completely astounding! By God the horrors they'd inflict onto us. No longer could Cam ever be ruled by us... the true government of Camelot... Oh God, if only. Thank God for Eclipse, now we can 'win the game' without having to worry about getting partnered with people of more experience. 

 

15 hours ago, Avatar Patrick said:

You may ask why is that a problem since the war is over? Shouldn't past grievances be set aside? Well yes but they immediately set to work making changes and pushing out old gov members to try to "reform" Camelot's image.

Normally I don't respond to such bull shit, but this time, I'm going to respond to this bull shit. Pushing out old gov members to try to reform Camelot's image. Excuse me if I am wrong, but post merge, you spammed the gov channel post merge about how Camelot did nothing wrong. It was only NPO who did the bad, that Camelot was blameless, and that adding GG&FU to the alliance was sure to fail. Oh and let's not forget you literally trying to poach Cam government in the government channel. Maybe I'm absolutely bonkers, but even I would not poach the government of an alliance in the government channel... and then a year later start !@#$ing about how those who left with me were pushed out... 

You're also mistaking something huge here. The idea of a "reformed" Camelot was mostly Rose posturing. The difference is - Camelot gov felt accountable for their actions, Epi and Arthur agreed they did bad, so they apologized. 

15 hours ago, Avatar Patrick said:

Despite the fact that we had no ill intentions and were simply following orders. As I said before, the ones responsible for wrongdoings had already been punished and the blame should've stopped with them. So why did Camelot apologize? Mounting political pressure from GGFU and a fear that they would be rolled after the NAP ended. In other words, they sold out.    

It's called accountability. I'm sure it's a strange concept, but when you do something bad, you apologize and you strive to make sure it doesn't happen again. Why did Camelot apologize - because Camelot held itself accountable for its actions... maybe your position in gov didn't get you privy to all the good bits of information, but Camelot had already been planning an apology prior to the merger. Rose had been "touching it up" and they were prepared to apologize. 

Another... very startling thing to notice is that you don't see holding the game hostage for months as a wrong doing. You were happy to inflict lasting damage so long as NPO didn't cheat... that's incredible. 

Also, you wouldn't know this because you got removed and took your band of salty kids, but damn near all of Camelot government expected to get rolled at the nap. Even Rose was prepared to get hit. If you told any member of Camelot gov post merge that apologizing would save them from getting rolled, they'd laugh at your face and tell you to wait for nap to end. We felt assured that we'd get rolled for a month before they peaced out and we'd continue with our lives. That's what we expected, and we planned around it. 

If I hadn't already given up on politics I'd sit around and wonder why six people upvoted this garbage. Since I no longer care, I'd like to send you the customary response for any union member... F U 

[1 day old city last nuked 800 days ago]

17 hours ago, Indger said:

Are you a reroll? 

No. I haven't deleted any cities either. 

[1 day old city last nuked 800 days ago]

50 minutes ago, lucky258 said:

What the title says. How is this possible?

As the party in question, I can confirm it's pure cheats.

[[MERGE] Victory!]

Was fun being Oceania gov. Good luck to the bois, have fun and good luck. Love ya'll. 

Just now, Ramona said:

Surprised this isn't WTF merging into some whale aa. Congrats to tO. Also, y'all really didn't call this "Oceania never existed". Smdh

We're unmerging. They missed out on this opportunity...

[[PEACE] "We were never at war..."]

2 hours ago, Vexz said:

This post seems to have gone off the rails, so I'll just say congrats on peace Oceania, good luck with your rebuild.

Thanks Vexz, love ya. 

[[Cancellation]& Withdraws from Swamp]

[[DoE] United Vanguard Confederation]

9 hours ago, DJ Kate Bush said:

Hey man, far be it from me to tell you what to do and I don't want to be a debbie downer, but you should really have thought a bit harder about this venture. 

1. It seems that you hadn't even graduated from a training alliance before starting your own alliance
2. It's not an alliance if it's only you who is in it
3. You've made a DOE before your alliance is actually set up

So let's think about this logically, why would someone experienced in the game want to work under someone who is less experienced than them? Why would TFP want to protect an alliance led by someone incapable of completing their own training? 

If I were you I'd go back to the drawing board on this one, get some experience in an alliance, work your way up to gov, make friends along the way, and then launch an alliance when you actually have allies. 

I wrote this with the best of intentions, and I wish you the best of luck. 

This is terrible advice! Don't partake in the game! Run as fast as you can before your time is sunk into this game. I haven't been able to see my family in months and [redacted]

[Another coup???]

42 minutes ago, KiWilliam said:

When you have 2 good candidates for the job though; do you go with the small potatoes or the goat?

Roquentin is overrated, his involvement in the scheming/process of the resource production isn't nearly high enough for the value that you're giving him. I think that more active participants in the scandal should be more deserving of the praise that goes with it. Honestly, if Roquentin had the same teammates that Pooball had, Roquentin's scheme wouldn't have worked nearly as well as it did. On a purely individual level, Pooball was much more involved and he did a much better job at what he did. Roquentin was more or less a figure head, whereas Pooball actually did what he claimed to have done. So, Pooball did a lot, with worse teammates, and most importantly, he was from Oceania...

[[DoW] @here Camelot Declaration of W.........]

I have mixed emotions about this post... do I upvote? Do I downvote? It's a struggle for me. 

[The story of the #245 alliance]

Of course you come from Black Skies...

[I look at these people with 1k+ reputation points and I wonder... just... how?]

1 hour ago, hidude45454 said:

Better solution: just don't post on forums lmao

This place is a waste of time

This is a far more accurate solution to your problem than anything I could have come up with... Honestly, stick with Hidude on this one. 

[I look at these people with 1k+ reputation points and I wonder... just... how?]

43 minutes ago, Xaria said:

We got @Akuryo with 2543 reputation points
We got @Sweeeeet Ronny D with 3265 reputation points
We got @Changeupwith 1408 SOMEHOW! Yes... Changeup.. idk why.
@Thalmor is an exception
We got @Prefonteen with god's number.

How...Please just tell me... I wanna be famous like you guys are... Help a brudda out come on :3

Akuryo and Changeup are only that high because Alex removed the feature that was downvotes removing upvotes... now that he has removed that option, shills like those guys get their upvotes increased, while the downvotes they get do nothing... 

In other words, there are three ways to get upvotes... The first is to post DoE's. So long as the alliance isn't a complete waste of space, and is tied to a major-ish alliance, you'll get upvoted by most members of the sphere you're apart of. The second way is to post quality memes under every major topic for a while. A good meme may get 5-10 upvotes, and the highest I've gotten from one is like 31 upvotes... The third way is to post propaganda and tell your sphere about your posting of the propaganda. Even if everyone on the enemy side downvotes it, the current system only counts the upvotes, so screw your enemies...

Be ruthless, and remember, no matter what you do, you will never catch up to Prefonteen or Prefontaine. The pre's are better and are our Gods. Worship them to gain their blessing, and with their blessing, may you be successful.