Many years ago, when Partisan was just a young snek making his way in the big world, he heard a strange knock on his door one bright morning. He was not expecting anyone, so imagine his surprise when he opened the door and saw a young nation before him!
Partisan had no desire for a child, but he was a generous soul, and decided to raise the nation as his own. As the years went by, Partisan taught young NG everything he knew about memes and walls of text, until NG grew into a handsome (and terrible) young alliance leader. Partisan was so proud, and when the time came for NG to go out into the world and get rolled, Partisan gladly acceded, though his heart grew heavy.
Years passed, and Partisan had great success, until one day a foul, evil hippo set his wicked gaze upon the noble snek. With the aid of treacherous accomplices, he snuck into Partisan's home and stole his name - his greatest possession. Partisan swore vengeance, and vowed to stop at nothing to reclaim his name with the help of his many allies. And in this hour of need, the greatest of them returned, NG came home! Together the two would stop at nothing to reclaim the name of Partisan...
The Wind in the Willows - Terminal Jest protects Acadia:
Article 1: The Coils of Safety
Terminal Jest agrees to protect Acadia from war, raids, and all manner of ills that might be wished upon it for the duration of this treaty. Acadia is not obligated to defend Terminal Jest in the case of a war involving Terminal Jest, but may join if so inclined.
Article 2: Reptile Cunning
Terminal Jest agrees to instruct Acadia in all the ways a proper alliance is run and defeated in war. Lessons in 4-D chess will be taught until great skill is obtained in this art.
Article 3: A Happy Ending
If both parties are in agreement, this treaty may be dissolved. A 72-hour grace period will be in effect once the treaty ends so both parties may sort out their FA in the meantime.
Just give the snake his damn name back already... please