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sp00ktober is alm0st 0ver
reminder t0 sp00k y0ur friends
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>mfw i call someones mom gey
>mfw they say "no u"
this is so sad alexa play despacito
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito
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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you your Model V-2-34 38.8 L V12 Diesel engine is so warm OwO notices your cupola o3o someone's easily penetrated Loads Panzergranate 39 ~ murr~ hehehe knocks out your commander and loader you're so big :oooo fires into the driver compartment it doesn't stop penetrating ·///· rams you and shoots a Zis-30 your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes SturmGeschütz III Ausführung G: wiggles engine compartment and squirms I want to see your big daddy ammo racks~ wiggles turret I have a little itch o3o wags barrel can you please get my itch~ puts tracks on your frontal armor nyea~ its a 75 mm Kampfwagenkanone 40 itch rubs your frontal armor can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs tracks down your frontal armor and fires turret-mounted Maschinengewehr 34 lol like I need to be punished really good~ tracks onto your ammo racks as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. Can I go for the Panzer Badge breaks your tracks with MG 34 as I load HE my you smell so oily :v licks barrel mmmm~ so oily drools all over your 76-мм танковая пушка обр. 1940 г. Ф-34 your cannon breach I like fondles Radio Operator Gunner hehe puts muzzle break on driver hatch and inhales deeply oh god my frontal armor is 55 mm~ licks cupola punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles Machinengewehr 34 I love your communist goodness bites KwK 75mm cannon breach please punish me nuzzles nyea~ blows off your barrel so good licks gun oil of your 76 mm tank gun M1940 F-34 salty goodness~ driver reverses and fires Hl.Gr. 38C mmmm~ laughs and blitzkriegs
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Seventy-four. Eight thousand two hundred and thirty-nine. Fifteen. Eight hundred and twenty-seven.
If you thought this post was going somewhere, you'll be thoroughly disappointed.
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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
What's the difference between a "slim chance" and a "fat chance"?
If people from Poland are Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
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Hello, my name is Moderator
And I have a truth to tell
What it's like to moderate
And to have someone berate
Of how unfair I must've been
To grade his work and all
And finally to give third place
In HIS opinion--what a disgrace!
"You have been so mean to me
And so, with no adieu,
I will tell the world of my
Hard feelings towards you."
He goes around and tells his story
Way out, far and wide,
Little understanding how I
Feel Inside.
"What a disgrace, Mr. Moderator!
Most certainly, what a disgrace,
To see you put me in third place
...Tut, tut, what a GRAVE disgrace!"
Behold Mr. Moderator
As he stands his ground
While mindless ones go to and fro
And smear him till he frowns.
Grave Mr. Moderator,
With his face so dim,
Longingly waits for no more disgrace
Of mindless ones towards him.
Mis-ter Moderator, quiet as he could be
Writes down his notes
And reveals his thoats (thoughts)
Of what did really be (what REALLY happened)
Of how Mr. John,
The angry one,
Has gotten his p's and q's mixed up
And how Mr. John had some fun
And unknowingly, HAD messed up
What did he mess up, indeed,
How did he mess up indeed?
He messed up in grammer, and spelling,
And...manner of writing his words--INDEED!!
Then without double checking,
Mr. John in a rush,
Sent his poem, wacky and...wookee
To the Moderator for being judged
Mr. Moderator, quite the commentator
Looked LOUD and LONG at his poem--
riddled with errors and full of atrife
That he just had to grab a knife...
With said knife, he clearly slashed
The WHOLE poem into the trash
Bit by paper, white droplets did fall
And landed in the land of...per-ishable fall (the trash basically)
With trusty computer and keyboard in hand
He began to type just as fast as he can--
And tell that guy, full of pride
That "hey....your poem's in the trash."
Moderator proceeded to tell
How the "work of art" did not bear well--
With words misspelled all over the place...
"...and grammar misplaced--oh, what a DISGRACE!!"
"I told and I warned you,
Before submitting a poem,
You must check it and then...check it
..BEFORE I inspect it."
"Therefore, I now decree
That your poem is third place
For you did not do your part
In keeping the rules of this...race."
Mr. John after getting the e-mail,
Was filled to the end of his rope
And so, lost hope and grabbed a rope
And proceeded to choke himself.
...The webcam was on, and Moderator saw
What this man was about to do
And this he said, (and we would say too),
"Young man, get OUT of your stew. (You heard of people "stewing" over problems?)
"You need to do better
And when you do better
I will look at your poem
And say that it's better"
"Then your poem I will inspect
And your poem I won't reject
So then you will get your reward
..and as for me, I won't get bored."
But Mr. John, in a rage,
Looked at the camera with disdain
And turned it off as fast as he could
And then suddenly, to his feet he stood
...He sat back down, and with his site,
Entered many weblogs--cruel and full of spite
Against Mr. Moderator--
the commentator
...So this is my life as a moderator
What a REALLY hard life it is
Now you make sure, that you learn
The ins and outs of it
For when you become, as I am
You begin to see and understand,
What a hard life that we all lead...
When you all become just like me (a moderator) -
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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Wha... why are you still here? Well... cya...
Shoo. You're scaring me.
I'm flattered by your interest and impressed by your determination in reading this.
But really. Go away. :|
This is creepy.
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?