The Horsemen exist (Kinda).
We gave Alex 5 dollars a few months ago and he let us have access to something called a “control panel”.
Government
Death – Horseman of Death-big death fan - Eats dead animals and wears their skins.
Raoul Duke – Horseman of Conquest - Mostly sells lead and futilely repairs infra damage.
Doctor Famine – Horseman of Famine – Illiterate Farmer
Trojan – Horseman of War – Bleeding heart pacifist and conscientious objector
Tuck – Horseman of Pestilence – Crazed sociopath and mostly inactive-Does not (that I know of) have AIDS.
We are the premier non-knight-dragon-free-horse-based alliance in all of Orbis.
Sure
Just like you, we have access to nuclear weapons and state of the art imaginary jets but we mostly prefer to think of ourselves as 13th-15th century semi-gothic tyrants with flaming swords.
Our actual governing style is straightforward: We buy your fist few cities and once you have obtained a modicum of power, you may slip off quietly in the night and join TKR or BK.
According to an ancient text I was forced to read as a child we are supposed to usher in The Apocalypse but thus far we have been distressingly Apocalypse free and I’m afraid of horses.
My cousin was once kicked in the chest by a horse.
They also bite.
Male horses are rapists.