Raoul Duke

I approve/disapprove this message i think maybe. Can't we all just get along/hate one another in peace/war?.!

Just bringing you all together. Burning imaginary cities and getting angryish...that's what the holidays are all about

Well that wasn't exactly what I meant but you're probably accurate. Seems about right.

Airport beer was effective but not long lasting. Now im back to a murderous rage.

Look. I'm not gonna lie. I'm fairly intoxicated with this fourteen U.S. dollar per Airport beer but what are we doing here fellas and 9 ladies? It was a perfect attack and it wasn't your fault. The numbers and precision were overwhelming. You lost day 2 and that's ok! Many of you are far better warriors than I. I've won so many battles because you were outnumbered and i had so many planes. Not your fault friends. Just say you give up. UNCLE it on out. No shame at all. We know you're tough. I know you could beat me but you're beaten for now. Just sign something or other, get some peace and plot your revenge. No need for this nonsensical nonsense now. Peace it on out and we will catch you on the next ride

Fraggle..just come join the Horsemen and fulfill your apocalyptic duty. Phase 7 must commence.

You guys are the bestest. How do you do the voodoo that you do? It's good to be back in my warm wet blanket of drunkenness while i wait for the world to end.

Oh yeah. I forgot about this one (mostly due to my perpetual drunkenness). Let me scan for wounded targets.

I didn't read all of it but I strongly oppose tomfoolery.

Excellent work. Bunch of damn rocket computer surgeons....

I think the game is pretty...pretty...pretty..fun. Just good clean fun....filled with a few heros...maybe 14 villains...and 7,000 others who just want to pretend to blow something up and can't figure out how to get to 115% commerce. I remember a time (in my youth) when a war stat post actually contained war stats.

You have a very low overall rating. You need to max out your stadium first and then you will have to spend money to upgrade your players. Unfortunately they will age and retire and you will have to train new players. It is possible to make moeny with baseball but you have to be insanely dedicated, playing non-stop for long periods of time. If you are fully maxed out on stadium and players you can make up to about 26,000 per game. If you get a good number of players playing away games you can probably play 12-15 games per minute. Do the math from there.

I can never keep up with all of these shenanigans and I pay way too much attention to these shenanigans for a man approaching his golden years. Good luck you savages.

*Horsemen

Alright then….I’ve got a proposition for you whale/dolphin people: Why don’t you “decommission all of your planes” and “decommission all of your tanks” and “decommission all of your ships” and “decommission all of your nukes and missiles” and “decommission all of your soldiers” right after the daily update and “destroy your own infrastructure to a reasonable level” and “get rid of all of your own improvements” and “sell off all of your warchest” and “not log in for 8 days” and come down here and let me attack you with my very small amount of “max planes” and “a handful of soldiers that I keep on hand to keep my score low” and then we will “see who is tougher”. I’m not a whale or a killer dolphin, I’m a Humboldt Squid-sized nation that dwells in the abyss with the other ravenous invertebrates and I can talk using bioluminescent photophores and I have a mantle that takes up 40% of my body length according to Wikipedia.

I clicked here to read some war stats but it looks like i just read the entire season script of Days of our lives, circa 1989.

I am not angry. I just wanted to bomb the occasional opposing nation and (at the same time) murder several hundred thousand of my own citizenry in a fiery faux-apocalypse. I wish i could summon the level of outrage i just read...that would be pretty damn sweet. I'm just sitting here watching the world burn...kinda...I guess it would be more accurate to say i'm reading it.

Good god man...that's a lot of effort. We appreciate it.

Fraggle, I think it's time for a change. Sell off 600 of your nukes. Sell the resources on the market. Become sorta rich. Begin buying food, infra and improvements. Build a military. Join an alliance. Toil for years, tediously and meticulously building cities. Buy ten credits per month. Buy an additional credit every other month for VIP. Change your nation name to include something about emperor or death or dark or something menacing.Buy more credits per month, arbitrarily changing location. Become angry and dismissive toward new players. Have secret meetings on Discord and worry about spy infiltration. Engage in warfare and brag about your martial prowess, emphasizing infra damage and air control. Build spreadsheets that have complicated formulas. Start a radio show devoted to political intrigue on Earth and how it relates to the daily grind of Orbis. Become a whale and watch as 15 city nations bow in supplication before your might. And then Carefully...deliberately....and with much satisfaction....delete your nation and reroll, beginning the cycle again. You can be a pirate in your next life!

If you're out of bullets, you're out of bullets. Good luck.

I'm not much of a whale killer. I'm more of a "whale-mildly-annoyer when working in conjunction with two other people on one whale who has over-extended against larger opponents than I" Type person

Sometimes I wonder if there is no Alex and this entire game is just a social experiment run by the Episcopalians to determine what the general public will do if given control over a nation in a world of essentially unlimited resources. The answer appears to be manufactured strife and tomfoolery followed by nuclear winter. Rinse and repeat. Oh well. airstrike airstrike airstrike airstrike airstrike airstrike

It's an unwritten Orbis rule. The number one spot must be occupied by Knights of some sort.

Wish we had 120 million. That would be pretty sweet. We get by on our plucky tenacity and Doctor Famine's charm..mostly.

I kind of feel like Brick Tamland from The Anchorman. I think i should be mad but i'm too stupid to understand what i just read.