I'd like to give a shout out to Edwardidk for the following verses, parody of Eminem's Without Me:
Western Union
Real name no gimmicks
An alliance hit round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
An alliance hit round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Guess who's back, back again
WU's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see treaties no more
They want war, and I'm chopped liver
Well if you want war, then this is what I'll give ya
A couple of tanks, gonna give you a thriller
Some planes and ships that will jump start my heart quicker
Then some ships set a blockade
By the bank when they're not cooperating
When I'm stacking the MAPs and we calculating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the map and I'm devestating,
I know you got a job Mr. Leo
But your problems are only gonna be complicating
So the Inquisition won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down with a large bounty
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
Now time to laugh at our craftsmanship
And get ready 'cause these raids bout to destroy
Round two, time to redeploy
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their alliances acting overzealous
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along saying "we gonna be rich"
A visionary, vision is scary,
Could start a revolution, nuking like a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that we just went full world class
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
When we actually start the wars that you ask of me
Well I'm back, nana-na na na nana-na na na kshh
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in endin' up
Under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention as we start a nuclear winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your AA and then nesting
"Testing attention please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
A-tiskit a-taskit,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's not willing to admit
That you're gonna get your alliance wrecked
Worse than them little Assassin's Order
And BK, except your rounds will last a lot shorter
Your 155 members, they're gonna be history
You don't know me, you're too old, let it go its over,
Nobody listens to ayy lmao
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful, full of potential
Ever since the Nigerian Prince turned into a symbol
But sometimes it all just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean they're adjusting
But it's just me we're just unseen
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
We are the worst thing since Bad Company
To do these raids so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works
Twenty million other PnW players emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Western Union!
Western Union officially declares its existence. I, Valkorion Baratheon, will be serving as the Nigerian Prince.
And now that we exist..... Western Union formally declares war on Black Knights!!!
Now, don't look at our flag in-game. Now is not the time to redeem credits.....