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  1. Patty

    I’m being stalked by this guy...pls help me I might be dead in the next few hours.

    VVVVVV

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      Just cover yourself in urine and feces. It worked in Jurassic Park 3 at repelling a dinosaur, should work on a dude.

  2. Patty

    Body

  3. Patty

    I call upon all able bodies to help join the fight in defense of @Ivan Ivanov‘s positive reputation. We must unite against Noctis’ evil efforts to bring Ivan down into the negatives with him! Who’s with me?! 

    1. Ivan Ivanov

      Ivan Ivanov

      Ura, comrades! We must unite to defeat the evil Noctis!

    2. Patty

      Patty

      YES

      @TheRebelMan Wow you downvoted this you’re trash...good for nothing Noctis defender

    3. Element

      Element

      Yes, the negatives rightfully belong to me. #IstandWithIvan

  4. Patty

    I was gonna quit, then suddenly I found de way to uganda. I am a very happy person now.

  5. Patty

    If there was civil war against Florida, I doubt we'd really fight for it.

    1. Ikhan

      Ikhan

      Yeah, I wouldn't fight in it. it's just Florida. Still. lets hope Florida isn't hit too bad in the hurricane.

       

  6. Patty

    If you drank two 5 hour energy drinks would you have 10 hour energy or double the energy for 5 hours?

    1. 丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™

      It depends how fast you chug them.

      I shake up my yellow red bull and then shotgun 'em.

      1 will give me a bigger energy boost if it's shotgunned

      2 will continue that boost for like 3 hours and then a smaller boost than it ignores fatigue for like 6 hours

    2. Sir Scarfalot

      Sir Scarfalot

      I suspect you would have a 10 hour piss

    3. Lu Xun

      Lu Xun

      Why not 10 hour energy and double the energy for 5 hours? Think about bioavailable half-lifes. But in reality, your caffeine reaction isn't linear.

  7. Patty

    IQ is getting btfo’d tbh...I guess some memes never die

  8. Patty

    Me

    1. MinesomeMC

      MinesomeMC

      Stop

  9. Patty

    Nah fam I be thicc af

  10. Patty

    Once

  11. Patty

    Pineapple on pizza is a disgrace to humanity

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    2. Whiskers

      Whiskers

      I love pineapples on pizza

    3. Patty

      Patty

      You dont get a say

  12. Patty

    Pound-for-pound the Pacific Ocean is heavier than the Atlantic 

  13. Patty

    Some

  14. Patty

    There seems to be a bolded and italicized line that defines the separation of understanding between the veterans and the noobs.

    1. Pubstomper

      Pubstomper

      You're saying this like you're surprised noobs aren't as knowledgeable as people who have been playing for a while. 

  15. Patty

    Told

  16. Patty

    UwU

    1. Ivan Ivanov

      Ivan Ivanov

      what’s this

  17. Patty

    What's on my mind? Well there's a brain with a skull made of bones ontop surrounded by muscle and skin...then theres hair ontop of that...

  18. Patty

    *dab*

  19. Patty

    #Zeebrusdidnothingwrong

  20. Patty

    A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.

  21. Patty

    April Fools

  22. Patty

    Getting pumped for my show this Sat.!

  23. Patty

    How does a cat play and go crazy with yarn but still stay a gentleman at the same time? The trick: Purebred.

  24. Patty

    I'm a VIP now! Yay! :D

  25. Patty

    I'm an atheist, so instead of praying for london people should get off their butts and do something about it.

    1. Whiskers

      Whiskers

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