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Patty

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  1. God has returned, it's ok folks.

    I'm here for you, unlike your dad. Though tbqh, I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence.

  2. How does one change one's forum signature?

    1. Patty

      Patty

      You get a different handwriting

  3. I call upon all able bodies to help join the fight in defense of @Ivan Ivanov‘s positive reputation. We must unite against Noctis’ evil efforts to bring Ivan down into the negatives with him! Who’s with me?! 

    1. Patty

      Patty

      YES

      @TheRebelMan Wow you downvoted this you’re trash...good for nothing Noctis defender

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  4. Oh my god he’s done it again, thanks to those who had me in the positives for a while lol.

  5. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag 

    1. Patty

      Patty

      People say I’m trash does that count

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  6. Introducing the best kind of microtransactions into the Politics & War. Coming soon! Wiki Credits! This is a premium currency which allows users to edit the wiki for a small fee each article costing 1 credit If you think this isn't ridiculous enough. You can always buy our patented wiki boxes which may contain random characters that you would normally grind for 70 hours for. Because who would want to grind for the letter "A"? BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! If you pay for our special offer that contains 10 credits for the one easy payment of your soul. We'll throw in a framed poster to hang on your wall saying "I sold my soul to Featherine and all I got was this lousy poster". Watch us go from 0 to Electronic Arts on steroids in just 24 hours! 

    This is a Parody. Not an actual feature.

  7. This game has become about as much fun as masturbating with a cheese grater.  Oh sure, in the beginning they are both fun and stimulating, then after awhile, they both become dull and painful!!! 

    1. Patty

      Patty

      When is a cheese grater ever not painful

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  8. OH? the game is back up? I was still digging a grave for the game. Guess it came back to life. (throws shovel)

  9. Guy below me is too hippo-brained.

  10. Guy below me is too hippo-brained.

    1. Patty

      Patty

      Guy below me probalby won’t respond bc he’s retarded

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  11. My cousin texted me and asked me how to make an expensive house in The Sims 4 for an achievement. I replied just buy a ton of modern art. She said she didn't understand. I said I didn't, either. 

    1. Patty

      Patty

      Then get a job and work some for your simoleans

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  12. My cousin texted me and asked me how to make an expensive house in The Sims 4 for an achievement. I replied just buy a ton of modern art. She said she didn't understand. I said I didn't, either. 

    1. Patty

      Patty

      Just spam the motherlode cheat and buy a crap load of armour statues

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  13. Pineapple on pizza is a disgrace to humanity

  14. If one was to go back in time and have anal intercourse with themselves, would that be gay? Or just masturbation?

  15. yo man add me on Roblox

    1. Patty

      Patty

      Hell yeah lemme just go kill myself first

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  16. What's better than winning a silver in the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

    1. Patty

      Patty

      Winning a gold...? Or being in the regular olympics...?

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  17. One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

     

    1. Patty

      Patty

      I hope you went back the next day

  18. Jump.  

    Weather it be off a building 

    A bridge

    Your fears

    Or over a twig.. 

    Take risks

    That's how you grow

    1. Patty

      Patty

      Im shaping up to be a sphere...does that count?

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  19. Jump.  

    Weather it be off a building 

    A bridge

    Your fears

    Or over a twig.. 

    Take risks

    That's how you grow

    1. Patty

      Patty

      I tripped and scraped my knee. F**k you...I do what you say and all that happens is that I get hurt.

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  20. Jump.  

    Weather it be off a building 

    A bridge

    Your fears

    Or over a twig.. 

    Take risks

    That's how you grow

    1. Patty

      Patty

      I almost died jumping off a building...not trying that again

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