Vladamir Putin
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I RRREEAALLLYYYY hate rain.
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When will we get a war on Alex? Everyone knows he's just sitting there puppeteering us
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Imagine eating a 4 dimensional cheeseburger while skateboarding down a rainbow until you throw up macaroni made out of your soul.
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I inject my high IQ through my own eyelids to complete the cycle of enlightment. It is part of my daily training regiment that revolves around throwing pineapples into the sun and teleporting my pinkies into the corpses of deers, swiftly enough so that i can generate electricity by rubbing against the hair around their eyes, jump staring their body for just a swift moment so that i can move their soul off the course of heaven and into the 4th dimensional heaven, where it's basically the same thing but the wifi is free, so it's way better.
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Imagine eating a 4 dimensional cheeseburger while skateboarding down a rainbow until you throw up macaroni made out of your soul.
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Imagine eating a 4 dimensional cheeseburger while skateboarding down a rainbow until you throw up macaroni made out of your soul.
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Pineapple on pizza is a disgrace to humanity
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Is it gay to jerk off to a video of yourself jerking off? Or is that just 4 dimensional masturbation?
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Treaty Web is off. Arrgh members sneaked in during the night and stole it (presumably, burned it as well). Blame drunk pirates. No idea when will Alex put the new one up, though.
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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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Orphans can't play baseball because they don't know where home is.
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The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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I've been peeling the top layer of my skin slowly so I can sew together the pieces into a suit of my own skin. Any bits of advice?
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How come when you peel off skin, you become skinnier!?!?
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When I pee it looks like ketchup, is this normal?
example:
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