-
Posts
151 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
6
Vladamir Putin's Achievements
Single Status Update
See all updates by Vladamir Putin
-
Imagine eating a 4 dimensional cheeseburger while skateboarding down a rainbow until you throw up macaroni made out of your soul.
- Show previous comments 4 more
-
I inject my high IQ through my own eyelids to complete the cycle of enlightment. It is part of my daily training regiment that revolves around throwing pineapples into the sun and teleporting my pinkies into the corpses of deers, swiftly enough so that i can generate electricity by rubbing against the hair around their eyes, jump staring their body for just a swift moment so that i can move their soul off the course of heaven and into the 4th dimensional heaven, where it's basically the same thing but the wifi is free, so it's way better.
-
Flawless operation, my high iq'd friend, I prefer obtaining a copy of the rolling stone cover while snorking lemon juice which I made from the ruined banana factory, that is just their name, to fulfill my daily needs of netrogen with which I can generate enough deuterium for a travel towards the 4th dimension where I can enjoy a 20 hour long day with my feminist tears cup while observing the nuke fallout on the chessboard where I put my money on the person whom plays the white figurines in that already mentioned game for intellectuals, chess on ski-skate-board-self-loather-motor-boater.