A hamster poem
they share a name, cute af are both,
wolfy leo is my feisty betroth
he likes me and i like him back well enough,
world domination i left behind to kindle his fur fluff
but one day, when we were walking around town,
a familiar silhouette walked past down
i turned around and caught a glimpse,
and i was quite certain it wasn't a Sphinx
my heart jumped like it has seen a knife,
oh it can not be, but it surely was
never forgotten, the first love of my life.
a sudden emotion took my body ablaze,
too late to hide, my betrothed caught my staring gaze
TEsting his patience, he said -- oh the words felt like a noose,
we need to go right now or all hell will break loose.
but there i was, i just couldn't move
and kept staring at the love i've thought i've said long ago -- adieu
he turned around and gave me a wink,
and it's all it took to have my engagement bethink'd
fluffy was furious, but it was already too late
this fortunate encounter wrapped my fate.
cracking a villainous smile he pushed my fiancee away,
hugged me and whispered - our love will never again be led astray,
they'll all bend the knee or be a hunted prey!