The Royalist

Not sure what the merger had to do with a ‘forum obession’. That’s not exactly why you declined, if you want I can show you a part of the convo. Not sure on the part where I called you allies, you’re the one who offered us a secret treaty.

Since people have been asking: A few days back I found myself asking TheShadow if Camelot still planned on being paperless. While talking, we slowly drifted into merger talk with his gov, which turned out to fail. No issues with that whatsoever, though the way Arthur ended it was quite amusing. Later that night, shadow applied for Empyrea as he wasn't happy with the direction the alliance was taking anymore. Worth mentioning Shadow was their milcom high gov before leaving. The next day, we found out that a member of their gov/low gov/whatever attempted to poach our war high gov, not exactly sure if it was personal or not. We decided to the poacher's slots. At the same time however, we opened a raid on one of their protectorates, fully slotting them. I made it clear to Camelot's gov after we both agreed the wars on the poacher are valid, that we would not peace out with their protectorate and they may counter us if they wanted. From our experience, an event like this normally remains between the alliance raiding the protectorate, and the protector of that alliance. The protector of the protecting alliance (in this case BK protecting Camelot and Camelot protecting Chaos Insurgency) normally shouldn't be concerned about this. Camelot countered us as we expected, only then BK intervened too by letting us know they'd counter too if we decided to deal with Camelot's counters. This left a few of our members siege as we could not offer them militaristic aid without escalating with BK. Why even bother protecting alliances if you need help from your own protector? A few hours later, we received a counter from Goon Squad as well. When asking GS why, their answer was 'we just wanted to war someone'. Although they made sure to make it look somewhat valid by going out their way to create a protectorate tie just before declaring on us. We countered this as it seemed clear to us that Goon Squad had no mandate for declaring. I asked BK as well, and this was their response: L] All wars have been peaced out.

Oh my dear Arthur, maybe one day you’ll get a chance to sit at the big table. Until then, keep hiding behind your treaties

Not aware of our government saying that a good idea.

Can i join lordaeron? also fu.ckk gorge

Not my fault your alliance is a pixel hugging shittt that doesn’t know how to play.

Doubt that’s what happened

how dare you keep vexz in the basement?

I’m not sure what this is but ok

Alliance of the Year: TGH Most Powerful Alliance: BK Best Military: TGH Best Rookie Alliance: Best Flag: CoS Best War Flag: BK (start of Knightfall) Most Active Alliance: BK Most Honourable Alliance: TKR Most Improved Alliance: Best Diplomatic Team: TGH Best Economic System: BK Best Recruiting Staff: TKR Best Propaganda Staff: TGH/KT Best Alliance Growth: Empyrea Best Forums: Alliance Most Likely to Succeed in 2019: Camelot Most Immoral Alliance: Most Controversial Alliance: Best Alliance for New Players: TKR Most Missed Alliance for 2018: lordaeron Best Re-started: TEst /Re-branded alliance of 2018: Empyrea PLAYER CATEGORIES Player of the Year: Hippo Most Powerful Player: pre Best Alliance Leader: idk Most Controversial Player: Most Dynamic Player: Best Player Sig: Best Player Avatar: Best OOC Poster: Best IC Poster: Nicest Player: Funniest Player: Most Active Player: Dynamic Player Most Likely to Achieve Greatness in 2019: Best New Addition to the Community: COMMUNITY CATEGORIES Best Wall of Text: (provide a link) Best P&W Forum Topic: (provide a link) Biggest Controversy: Funniest Event: Polaris' bank getting looted Most Entertaining Discord Channel(Please don't include Slack): Best Treaty Announcement: (provide a link) Best Declaration of War: (provide a link) Biggest Meme: Largest E-Peen: Best Villain: lordship (rw point of view) Most Hated Poster: Inst Most Missed Player (Player that has gone inactive/quit): Rozalia WORST CATEGORIES Worst Alliance of the Year: Polaris Worst Military of the Year: TCW Worst Diplomatic Move: TKR war on tgh/kt Most Inactive Large Alliance: tC Alliance Most Likely to Fail in 2019: Worst Player of the Year: Worst Princess of the Year: Kastor Worst Alliance Leader of the Year: theng Worst Treaty of the Year: (provide a link) Worst Forum Poster: Inst Worst Nation Setup: Worst Fighters of the Year (must have fought in 2018?? TCW Alliance Most Likely to get Rolled in 2019: Camelot

Because they’re not sure what they’re doing.

Polaris hitting the only target they’ve been hitting for years? Lolol sounds like fun for them considering they can’t hit anybody else

Nicely fought EE

You mean vanguard:p

Is EE an iq protectorate tho?

Best of luck. Could have looked for a better protector at least.

can you please shut up? your posts are making it difficult to read the good stuff

Those flags look really nice. Hot.

tldr?

James stop taking before you embarrass yourself even more.

There is no such thing

Empyrea hereby exits the current Global conflict under white peace. We have also decided to follow OWR as an example, as we rebuild from the war. I am proud to announce, that we will be re branding to the theme of The Order of The White Rose, and so will shine more then we ever have. We are the Premier Bankrupt alliance in all of Orbis. We with our holy scripture handed down by the Oligarchy of Past Days. I sexually Identify as an White Rose. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being poor and claiming bankruptcy. People say to me that a person being a White Rose is Impossible and I’m fricking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install poor ass members and bad leadership on my body while taking all of my piggybank savings. From now on I want you guys to call me “White Rose” and respect my right to be a creditor. If you can’t accept me you’re a whiterosahobe and need to check your alliance privilege. Thank you for being so understanding The Order of the White Rose, the great bank is our homeland. We will rid our homeland from the creditors. Threats come from all sides. We will be True The Order of the White Rose. With our great stacks of cash, we throw mad money around to keep all of the debtors in their place. The Fake The Order of the White Rose and her debtors shal bow down before us. But join us, recite our most holy pledge, and become a member of the true The Order of the White Rose. Primes: The Royalist, James XVI Regents: AkAk, Penguin

lol tue

I still can’t read any of the scrolls

It’s been months since Empyrea had finished its last war. Months since the great feast with the Buorkhann and his girl servant, Sketchy. It was a long period of peace, something which simply doesn’t last. The Bahammas corporation, also known as the Syndicate had plans, and lordship together with his full of men only could see something would happen soon. He ordered each and every one of his warriors to clean their armor and get ready for war. The son of heaven watched this events even tho he was not around anymore. Messages came from all his temples, and it was true. War was on the horizon. The Chaos Gods ordered every empyrean, no matter of their age or size to get ready. Godspeed, they said, Godspeed’ ‘I can feel it. The son of heaven sides with us.’ Said AkAk ‘Looks like we might be outgunned’ exclaimed James. ‘You may be right my friend. But we shall go to war, and they will feel our wrath!’ Shouted The Royalist tl;dr Empyrea declares war on Tesla. Sorry for this story, wrote it in 30 minutes:p