I would say the most practical option is to do nothing as I will no longer have to waste time on poop. Instead, that time can be used on more important things such as self-improvement.
>It hasn't been tried
I think you mean to say it hasn't taken form in the exact way you want it too. Regardless of whether or not you think the USSR was truly communist is irrelevant insofar as addressing that it was at least an attempt at Communism and by your own admission, a failure.