Frederick

For the remainder of 2018, Shifty shall refer to himself in the 3rd person at all times.

To my bruddas, it's been 1 year since we starting patrolling and regulating ****s. Word filter might have gotten rid of the word, but we were the reason it got filtered. 

o/

I just turned 25. 

I'm too old for memes.

I hereby declare Frederick and Thorin my heirs to the meme throne.They have proven themselves time after time. It's been an honor.

The Spaghet is a lie. 

Final Round of nuking Pantheon begins tonight. Be there or be a rectangle.

Shifty would like to thank all his supporters for this amazing year of shitposting. It was you who made this possible. 

Shifty is the only one who can stop the globalists.

Why did Carthage get so salty after the Third Punic War? Get over it, losers! 

When I pee it looks like ketchup, is this normal?

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