[New leader who this]

6 hours ago, Mad Max said:

I hear Chaos bloc likes to take in inadequate people.

We're very excited to welcome NPO aboard!

[Amid Series of Scandals. Executive Officer Retires]

I have no idea who either of these people are.

[Important ODN Announcement]

I was all prepared to come in here and make a joke about announcements from ODN being important. But instead, I have to say that I honestly respect this decision. Making a stand and showing that you won't take hits just lying down shows brass. 

[Open to Alliance Treaties]

6 hours ago, Placentica said:

LOL, oh this is comedy gold right here.  I thought she'd get a few people like this.  Go look at the forum you are in bro.  Oh this made me laugh pretty hard.

I'm glad you're laughing. It's a nice break from the tears.

[Open to Alliance Treaties]

43 minutes ago, HopeSolo said:

hey man, you don't even have a war on your record in the last 3 years, according to your nation's history. dontcha think that's a tad bit hypocritical my man? sorry i hit a sensitive spot with you, you must have a lot of secret treaties. sorry i nuked you before, but that was like 25 years ago. let it go man. embrace forgiveness.

Oh man. You have dodged war for so long that you don't even realise that wars disappear after 30 days. I love it when the defence testifies for the prosecution.

[Open to Alliance Treaties]

19 minutes ago, HopeSolo said:

no you are doing it wrong. just get a shitload of secret treaties and then tell everyone you are keeping the game dynamic.

No, that's silly. What they should do is do absolutely nothing for almost two years, then whine constantly on the forums when something happens to them. That's real dynamism.

[Guardian Announcement]

4 hours ago, Micchan said:

You must admit that they are damn good at it

There's a way to be bad at pressing the launch button?

[War Stats]

38 minutes ago, Shadowthrone said:

Lol. The wars barely started and our warring strats are different to yours.

Tell me again about IQ's many victories.

Also, did Cerberus throw one punch and then just fall immediately asleep?

[DEFCON 1 Declaration of Existence (DOE)]

4 hours ago, Talus said:

Welcome to the party DEFCON 1! It's nice to see an influx of familiar faces. As others have already said, I hope you all will stick around!

Wait, you're in PnW? I didn't realise. Howdy!

[OWR RoH]

Why do people post recognitions of hostility when a declaration of war has been made on the forums? Seems... unnecessary.

[Frostbite Announcement]

M'lady.

[The Ayyslamic Caliphate Rises]

3 hours ago, Chief Savage Man said:

kt delete your nations and unplug your modems

The key to an IQ victory! 

[Make Ground Forces Great Again]

12 hours ago, Rok Semloh said:

I have fought over 100 wars in this game, had 22 cities when 26 cities was the absolute maximum anyone had, and comfortably sat in the top 50 for about a year before quitting and re-rolling.

"I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Polaris Navy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on EMC, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Polaris armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target."

[Alex, its been 9 months, I think its time to deal with reality.]

"I want to make the game more enjoyable and rewarding for everyone." 

"Alex, all but two of us are not enjoying the game as much now."

"No, you are. Trust me. It's more rewarding now."

[Peace]

So does IQ like to include 90-day NAPs in all of their wars? What an exciting move for the game.

[United Commomwealth of Nations]

Well, I certainly respect the United Commonwealth more now.

[Assassin's Creed, With $5 Loot Boxes and Season Pass Not Included]

5 hours ago, WSxPhoenix said:

Article 3: Protection
The New Pacific Order and Polaris mutually agree to pledge protection for the Assassin Order against raiders and unwarranted warfare.

I mean, it's led by Kastor. Is any warfare really unwarranted?

[The Nothining]

16 minutes ago, Luke the 13th said:

Guys, this thread is supposed to be about us killing things, not your petty squabbles.

Have we tried killing their petty squabbles? 

[The Nothining]

28 minutes ago, Dubayoo said:

If you think this is effort, you don't know what effort is.

872 posts.

[The Nothining]

1 hour ago, Epimetheus said:

Does it count if you just got lost in the last war? Stumbled around a bit and found out it was over

I think they call that "being IQ."

[The Nothining]

54 minutes ago, Wilhelm the Demented said:

I like absolutely nothing about this.

You would, war dodger! 

[Invicta DOE Announcement]

No Kiwi, no dice. 

[Notice of Cancellation]

Congratulations to UPN!

[Cryptocurrency: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Life Without Paper Money]

11 hours ago, Pylon69 said:

Burning money... Really? there is probably a starving hobo not even to blocks away that would be more than grateful for it.

Nah, I'm pretty sure someone else will feed NPO.

[Cryptocurrency: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Life Without Paper Money]

The Syndicate is alone and unprotected. Strike while the iron is hot!