Hiroshima

They wouldn't want to beat a dead horse now would they?

Please don't cry, it's only expensive infra.

Too late, I'm the best. Better luck next time. Bye!

I'll protect you.

Yes.

Do you agree to the terms, have decommed your military and have joined UoPS? If so, I accept your surrender. Otherwise, tell Kadin to surrender to me.

I will accept the surrender of anyone willing to admit defeat. The terms of the surrender will be this: 1: Decommission your whole military besides 10k troops, this includes missiles and nuclear missiles. 2: Embargo UPN, DEIC, BoC, VE and cease all trading with enemy nations of tS and it's allies. 3: Join Union of Peaceful States for the duration of the war and add to your custom nation description "Surrendered to and protected by NMA" 4: Acknowledge your surrender in this thread and agree to these terms publicly. Thanks!

women don't play baseballs

He's also 12 and might be going through the "change", if there's grass on the field, play ball.

Do I deserve a emoji? P.S if yes please make it the shit one.

Guardian is a shadow of it's former self, but man, I wouldn't !@#$ with them.

The Great California Wasteland army has crushed their DEIC opponent, they now sit in beige. Now the full brunt of our forces strike back at the invading BoC nations. After two intense days of fighting in Pakkistan[sic] the Wasteland army has managed to gain air superiority and blockade the enemy. A local blockade by a enemy nation is going to be breeched at any moment.

The consequences will never be the same.

up declare 4 u bby

If you look closely you can see the dogs eyes through the sunglasses, it's fine touches like these that make Brotherhood of the Cloud molested.

This is awesome. PW community = best community(at shitposting)

I'm stuck as an applicant to tS until the war is over so I figured I'd let everybody know I'm at war with BoC. I mean, I know tS has already said they are at war, but I'm not a member of tS...yet. I hope this clears everything up, thanks!

NMA You already know that.

It was also gheytto

It seems to me that you were given a legitimate deal and accepted it. This is akin to signing a real life contract but not taking the time to read it, so you unknowingly sign your wife and kids away to the circus. But hey, us ringmasters have to eat too

Keel haul them scurvy rats Arrrgh!

Welcome to the Lord's army! Population: Kony.