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Sailor Jerry

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Sailor Jerry last won the day on February 22 2017

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    Tattoo Legend & resident "Salty Dog"

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    Tramp-stampin' yer ma.
  • Leader Name
    Sailor Jerry
  • Nation Name
    Aloha Monkey
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    1574
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    TEst

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  1. Sailor Jerry

    This game has become about as much fun as masturbating with a cheese grater.  Oh sure, in the beginning they are both fun and stimulating, then after awhile, they both become dull and painful!!! 

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    2. Arkiri Arch

      Arkiri Arch

      dried semen could work as a callus 

       

    3. Sailor Jerry

      Sailor Jerry

      That maybe.....but realizing that I've played this game for a few years now makes me want to sit in a corner and cry.....then use my tears as lube while I rub one out and while I'm attempting to hang myself in my parents attic while listening to the Cure!!!  God I'm pathetic!

    4. Spaceman Thrax

      Spaceman Thrax

      Don't blame yourself. Your parents should have let you borrow their car. It's on THEM.

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